Amazing Race Quotes

Drew: You have to hit six numbers to get a live human being on the phone.

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Kevin: It's amazing that you even got up this morning and tied your shoes.

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Drew: Nothing's free, Kevin! We're in Africa! You go to the Statue of Liberty, is the guy giving these things [maps] away for free? For cryin' out loud! Free!

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Drew: Zambia. That's where we are.
Kevin: That's Namibia, jackass.

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Drew: You have to approach people in an affable, friendly way! You don't do it like you're in New York!

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Leslie: We're in, what, seventh place?
Kim: I don't know, I can't do math right now.

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Kim: God, there are a lot of bugs out in the jungle. Go figure.

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Kevin: Swing, you fat bastard, swing!

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Ana: Once a moron, always a moron.
Matt: Well, you fell in love with this moron.

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Karyn: When we win the money, he has to marry me.

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Drew: What's this elephant?
Kevin: What elephant?
Drew: This little statue here.
Kevin: It's probably a little...a little tchotchke!

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Kevin: You're gonna get the window, you jerk.
Drew: Don't worry about it.
Kevin: You think you're whatchamacallit from Wild Kingdom. Jackass.

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Kevin: Is that an impala?
Drew: Get the camera, get the camera!
Kevin: It's a goat, it's a goat.

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Leslie: Who wants to go to Paris? I don't want to go to Paris. I hate Paris.

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Leslie: I'm looking for four [tickets]. And she's [Amie] not with me.

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Guido: How the hell can they help us? We lived in Paris for two years!

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Drew: How are you, buddy? You hangin' in there? Your legs hurtin'?
Kevin: I'm an idiot. I'm a friggin' idiot.
Drew: That's my boy. Always keepin' a sense of humor.

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Amie: You're a fat bitch!

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Leslie: She screamed at me like she'd scream at her boyfriend.

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Paul: How do they jump in our cab and just take it? In New York, they would have grabbed her out by the hair.

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Karyn: I'm really disappointed. Disappointed. Disappointed.
Lenny: What did you say?
Karyn: I'm disappointed.
Lenny: Well, that ain't nothing new.

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Emily: The only monument I know is that Arc d'Whatever.

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Leslie: I don't know where that little cute couple that hates our guts are.

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Karyn: You're not going to shake my hand? We're not out, and you're not going to shake my hand?

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Rob: Life is a game of minutes.

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Frank: Onward to victory!

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Amie: [while sleeping outside] Ah, this is the life.

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Kevin: We have no food, we have no water...we're all set.

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Drew: Good night, Kevin.
Kevin: Good night, Drew. [pauses] Good night, John-Boy.

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Nancy: Why didn't you go to the hotel?
Amie: What hotel?

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