Danny Phantom Quotes

Paulina: [running and screaming; stops when she sees Danny Phantom] I'm still totally into you, but I can't let Danny Fenton know, okay? He's the judge. [screams and runs off]

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Danny: [blasting a ghost archer again and again] Dude, you're seriously cutting into my very limited "Girls Are Flirting With Me" time!

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Lancer: [singing] A happy princess is sweet and pure, with hair of gold and teeth of white. Her soft complexion is pure perfection with never a pimple in sight. [stops singing][points at girl behind him] Except for her!

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Sam: Hi, my name's Sam Manson and my happy princess talent is... goth haiku. Despair without end! [whispers] Dora's a ghost! Utter blackness, nothingness. [whispers] Dora's a ghost! [loudly] Dora is a ghost!
Danny: So that's your big statement? Dora's a ghost? I mean, what does that have to do with... wait, Dora is a ghost!

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Sam: [while trapped under a sarcophagus lid] Guys, I love a coffin as much as the next Goth, but the novelty's wearing thin.

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Paulina: Ghost boy! Do something, ghost boy!
Danny: [weakly] I can't...too powerful...
Sam: Ok, now we're doomed.

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Dash: Doing manual labor for a geek we used to make fun of? This isn't supposed to happen until we're, like, thirty.
Kwan: Dude! I don't think we'll even make it to thirty. We're doomed.

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Danny: [tries to blast the live sphinx but can't] Whoa! That thing's as hard-headed as Tucker was.

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Sam: (with Tucker's campaign) You're just going about this the wrong way, Tucker.
Danny: Yeah, your campaign is all about victory through technology and the triumph of machine over man. It's kinda creepy.
Sam: So we changed your lame official campaign platform. (hands Tucker a list with the new ideas)
Tucker: (reading) Graffiti art classes? Rage against the PTA meetings? Mini-skirt Fridays? Okay, that's good.
Danny: Yeah, that was mine.

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(as Paulina & Star are scrubbing his feet)
Tucker: Henseforth, all in the realm shall eat nothing but meat, and all citizens must wear red berrets. (to the girls) Including you, handmaidens.
Star: (whispering to Paulina) He's clearly under a spell.
Paulina: (seething to Star) I don't care if he's under some spell. He dies for this! (snapping at Tucker) Haven't you heard of nail clippers?!

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[Jack and Maddie, dressed in 80's clothes, are embarassing Danny and Jazz at the Nasty Burger]
Jazz: [to Sam] If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
Sam: OK, but you're going to have to be a lot less cheery.

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[80's Jack and Maddie hug their son Danny tightly]
Danny: [to Jazz] If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me.

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[Jack and Maddie see Vlad, Sam, and Tucker's ecto-acne]
Maddie: There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!
Danny: [hopefully] Please say hospital, please say hospital...
[Scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine]
Danny: [disappointed] Why didn't she just say hospital?

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Maddie: [about Vlad] Everyone! He's waking up.
Vlad: Ah, Maddie. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
[Maddie walks away.]
Vlad: It's almost like you didn't have a choice.
[Danny glares at him, angrily.]
Jack: Lookin' good, Vladdy!
[The percentages on the computer drop dramatically.]
Jack: Oh, who am I kidding? You're a goner.

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Clockwork: I'm the Ghost of Time, not the Ghost of Miracle Cures.

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Danny I don't understand, that has to be Dad. [Jack Plasmius fires two shots at Danny] He aims like my Dad.

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Danny: [after noticing a newspaper clipping about Maddie's marriage to Vlad] I didn't destroy the past - I destroyed the present!

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Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of...cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
Vlad Masters: Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
Maddie Masters: [grabs Vlad and lifts him up] Then consider this an annulment! [throws him into the Ghost Zone; ghosts begin to surround him]
Vlad: Oh, hello. Did I mention how much I love ghosts? [ghosts close in on him, and he screams] No!

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Vlad: I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
[Danny grins mischievously at him, next scene shows Vlad screaming as Danny knocks him into the air]
Danny: [casually] Bygones.

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Freakshow: Ah! The Guys in White! Top secret ghost catchers who can't ACUALY catch ghosts

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Freakshow: What do you want?
Guy in White #1: Your knowledge of ghostly items. Anything you care to tell us about this? [presses button revealing metal arm and the three reality gems]
Freakshow: The Reality Gauntlet! Never heard of it.

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Freakshow: [about the Reality Gauntlet] May I try it on?
Guy in White #1: I suppose so. It doesn't work anyway.
Freakshow: Joy!

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Sam: Which reminds me, how did you convince my parents to let me spend an entire summer with your parents?
[Danny smiles and thinks back to scene with Sam's parents in their house; Danny overshadows Sam's mom]
Danny as Sam's mom: You know, I think the Fentons are wonderful. I think we should let Sam take a cross-country trip with them!
[Danny moves and overshadows Sam's dad]
Danny as Sam's Dad: And I agree with you. Let's never speak of this again.
[back to present]
Danny: Uh, let's just say I finally got under their skin.

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Paulina: (as Danny is shooting Lidia's tatoos away one by one)HE LOVES ME! He loves me not. HE LOVES ME! (she beams at him)

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Danny: [after transforming to normal on a concert stage and in front of the audience] Uh, nobody saw that, right?

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Freakshow: [To Jazz] I don't have Ghost Envy! [Lydia phases through a wall] Use the door like a normal person! [Lydia stares at him]

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Dash: [shocked] Holy sweatsocks! Danny Fen-turd is... Danny PHAN-TURD?!
Paulina: And he's totally infatuated with me! This makes things so much easier... for me!

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Sam: Remind me again. Why do we hang out with a kid who has ghostly enemies?
Tucker: Because you have a crush on him? [Sam scowls]

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Guy in White #2: [to Danny] You're coming in for questioning.
Guy in White #1: And experiments. Lots, and lots of really painful experiments.

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[After Danny and his friends are pulled into the locker room by Dash, Paulina, and others.]
Danny: You're... helping me?
Dash: Well, duh! You've only been helping us for, like, ever!
Paulina: [kissing Danny on the cheek] "Paulina Fenton." Hee, I finally wrapped my mind around it!
Sam: Okay, I'm feeling relieved and nauseated at the same time.

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