Danny Phantom Quotes

[Danny, Sam, and Tucker have escaped disguised.]
Paulina: [to Sam, who is in her cheerleading outfit] I want that back by Monday, minus the Goth sweat.
Sam: We don't sweat; we simmer!

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Sam's dad: [To Jack; after Danny's secret is revealed] YOU!
Jack: YOU! [Sam's dad & Jack face off and start glaring at each other.]
Sam's dad: We were watching "Extreme Nanny Makeover", when we found out YOUR son was a ghost!
Jack: Why are you yelling at us?! YOUR spooky-yooky bat daughter HAS to be behind this!
Tucker's dad: [steps in] Now fellas, it's okay to point fingers as long as nobody's pointing them at my son.
Maddie: [exasperatedly] Okay! Maybe Danny IS the ghost boy. But it's not as though our ghost activities have ever put YOUR families in any danger!
[The ground begins to quake; Lydia's ghost tattoos come into the Fenton Works' kitchen and surround everyone; they glare at Jack.]
Jack: [shrugs] Until now.

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Jack: [recording] Fenton Works Anti-Creep mode activate. Our special today is Fudge-I mean pain.

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[Danny turns the Fenton Rocket invisible]
Guy in White 1: We've lost visual contact. Activate White Fang tracking device.
Guy in White 2: White Fang?
Guy in White 1: I don't name this stuff.

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[Danny, Sam, and Tucker arrive at Goth-apalooza, only to find the place overrun with ultra-cute decorations and teddy bears.]
Teddy Bears: WE LOVE YOU!!
Sam: Destroy them, Danny! Find the gem that did this AND TEAR THE STUFFING OUT OF EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!
Danny: Somehow, I don't think that'll be necessary... May I have the Gem of Form?
Teddy Bears: Say the magic word!
Sam: Die?
Danny: Please?

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Sam: [after Goth-apalooza is restored] Ah, I love the smell of anti-establishment in the evening.

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Auto Jack: Auto Jack activated. Please buckle up and pass the fudge.

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[Everyone is in a Danny Phantom or Sam costume.]
Tucker: What, no Tuckers?!

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Tucker: [about the geek girl who has turned into a supervillain] That may just be the hottest geek I've ever laid eyes on.
[Geek turns into a wolf]
Sam: Yeah? How 'bout now?
Tucker: Yeah, still hot.

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Danny: [spying on Sam as she and Gregor dine on spaghetti] Oh man! If they share that spaghetti strand, I'm gonna hurl.

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Freakshow: Ladies and gentlemen! Freaks of all ages! May I direct your attention to the center ring! Where Danny Phantom, aka, Danny Fenton will attempt to rescue his friends and family from a ghastly doom of my own construction!

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[The families of Danny, Sam, and Tucker are locked up in train cages]
Sam's dad: [to Tucker's dad] This is Fenton's fault, pass it down.
Tucker's dad: [to Jack] This is Fenton's fault, pass it down.
Jack: [to Maddie] This is...[realizes who he's talking about]HEY! Wait a minute!

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[Freakshow and Lydia have escaped the Guys in White.]
Freakshow: What should we do with our newfound freedom? Dinner? Movie? Make myself ringmaster of all reality? [laughs hysterically]

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Freakshow: Any last words? May I suggest, "Ah! Freakshow! Don't hurt me!"

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Danny: Show's over, freak!
Freakshow: Au contraire. That's French for "I'll bet this hurts!"

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Skulker: [Having just captured a small ghost] The element of surprise, a hunter's best friend. [Is attacked by the Guys in White] And the hunted's worst enemy!

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Operative O: [to Mr. Lancer] The Purple back Gorilla research we traced goes back to an assignment YOU set back a while ago.
Mr. Lancer: And what makes you think I want to cooperate with the feds?
Operative K: Because ghosts pose a constant threat to your student body.
Operative O: And because we're with the government and have access to your tax records...
Mr. Lancer: What do you want to know and how fast do you want to know it?

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Mr. Lancer: Ah... the perfect way to spend lunch; Shakespeare by the pool, and dry white toast!
[the pool explodes]
Mr. Lancer: Hunt for Red October!

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Operative O: [coming out of a store in the mall] Why do they call it a White Sale when none of the cloths are white?

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Sam: [about Gregor] He's not my boyfriend. I dumped as soon as I found out you were right about him being a phoney. Apparently, that is the only way a guy could like me.
Tucker: That's not true.
Danny: That's totally not true! There's a million reasons why a guy could like you. I mean, you're smart, you're fun, you're cool, you're pretty--[stops abruptly after catching himself; Sam blushes] Why am I still talking? I am such a spazz. Still friends?
Sam: Pssh. The best.

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Tucker: [To Danny] Seriously Danny, you need to let go. It was over between you and Valerie before it really began.
Danny: Yeah I know but it's not easy. I mean do you guys realize what it's like to like somebody you can't be with?
[Sam spits out soda.]
Tucker: Do you Sam? Huh? Do ya?
[Sam throws soda on Tucker's face.]

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Danny: [After being hunted by Guys In White] Could this week get any worse? [Spots Sam and Gregor coming out of the mall]
Gregor: Wait, Sam. There's something I must tell you right here and now.
Sam: Okay, what?
Gregor: You have little tiny strand of spaghetti hanging from your lip. Right here. [He kisses Sam]
Danny: Okay. Now, it's officially worse.

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Gregor: Danny, I wish to talk to you. If you're done talking to yourself.
Danny: Uh... ha, oh uh, he... Sure Gregor. What's up?
Gregor: I am not blind. You do not like me...
Danny: Gregor, that's not...
Gregor: Eh, let me finish. You do not like me because you want to protect your friend Sam. And I respect this.
Danny: It's not just that.
Gregor: You like her more than just friends?
Danny: Well...
Gregor: You hesitate. Which means you're unsure. I am not, and I'm going to ask her out.

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Danny: Close... but I lost em!
Operative O: Guess again, kiddo!
[The Guys in White appear near him with guns blazing.]
Danny: What's the matter with you two?! I'm not doing anything! Why can't you just leave me alone?!
Operative K: A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!
Danny: Hey! I have totally hit puberty! [reaches into his shirt and pulls out a white chest hair] See!?! That's totally a chest hair.

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Danny: [after Vlad attacks him numerous times] Aren't you at least gonna make some stupid crack about my father? Or a lame come-on about my mom?
Vlad: No, dear boy. "Funny Joke Around Vlad" isn't here today! [attacks him again]

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Danny: I've said it before and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed-up fruitloop.
Vlad: A fruitloop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A fruitloop would never have thought to overshadow enough millionaires to become one of the richest men on the planet! I AM NOT A FRUITLOOP! And I am not a villain. All I wanted...was love.

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Danny: [After Vlad reveals his plan to clone Danny] Oh yeah, nothing loopy about that.

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Lancer: Manson! Foley! Can you tell me why you're not still in the cafeteria?
Tucker: [referring to Danny] We have to help him!
Sam: [out loud to Lancer] Why are we not in the cafeteria? [pause] Umm...Because we're meeting Danny, and totally ditching school.
Tucker: And there's nothing you can do about it...old man.
Lancer: Old man?! [Tucker and Sam start running away] You two are in a world of trouble! [his hip cracks] Ow! My hip.

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Jack: Sam! Tucker! Get out of that thing!
Sam: [shouting] What?! I couldn't hear you over the roar of the rockets! [leans back into the Specter Speeder; to Tucker] Could you activate the roar of the rockets please?!

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Sam: [after throwing the Booo-merang] Tucker, follow that stupidly-named tracking device!

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