Danny Phantom Quotes

Paulina: Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday.
Danny Fenton: That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking.

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Tucker Foley: [notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating] I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that? Samantha "Sam" Manson: No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.

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Tucker Foley: [in the flying car w/ Danny] Oh, sure, phase the car through the building, you had to save the day, didn't you?
Danny Fenton: Umm... yeah, because a car smashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is bad!
Tucker Foley: You're just jealous, 'cause there's somebody else to grab the spotlight!
Surfer Guy: [really scarred] Yo, hallucinations! Focus!
Danny Fenton: When have I ever grabbed the spotlight?
Tucker Foley: How about right now, for instance!
Surfer Guy: Aaaahhh! [Car crashes into a barn of hay; popping out of a pile of hay]
Surfer Guy: Cha, there's a chicken on my head.
Danny Fenton: Tucker, please, this is stupid. You're my best friend. I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
Tucker Foley: Well, don't be! This town's big enough for more than one ghost kid!
Danny Fenton: [as Tucker flies off] Tucker, wait!... Whoa. Can't fly that fast. Is he getting more powerful?

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[Danny flies to the Jewish Manson home, hoping Sam won't put the blame on him for attacking Christmas]
Danny Fenton: [in joy] Sam!
Ghost Writer: Danny said.
Danny Fenton: [to Ghost Writer] Oh, for crying out loud!
Samantha "Sam" Manson: I know. Can't you see we're all under a cloud? / Every present we had, in the chimney up through it! / That might work for you, but that's not how we do it!
Ghost Writer: And Sam saw sad faces on Mom, Dad, and Granny, / So I typed on my keyboard that the blame was on Danny! [Ghost Writer conrtols Sam by her anger]
Samantha "Sam" Manson: [angrily] You! You did this?
Danny Fenton: [shouts] Are you out of your mind?
Samantha "Sam" Manson: [shouts] You're the holiday scrooge! Do you think that I'm blind?
Ghost Writer: And Danny and Sam found themselves in a spat. / But before Dan could calm her, I soon realized that / A new threat was needed to cut through the noise; / And what better way than attack of the toys? [Ghost Writer brings all the toys from each building to attack the town, then starts forming them together. Danny and Sam stop and go outside to look at this scenery; Danny turns into Danny Phantom to find out what's going on]
Ghost Writer: From all over the town, the toys started to merge! / I'm really quite weakened when I get the urge! / On this night before Christmas, a brand new attacker! / And now, face the wrath of my monster nutcracker! [the controlled toys form a giant Nutcracker, which comes to life and attacks]
Danny Phantom: [surprised] Aw, nuts! [he starts running away from the monster]
Ghost Writer

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[Jack and Maddie see Vlad, Sam, and Tucker's ecto-acne]
Maddie Fenton: There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!
Danny Fenton: [hpoing] Please say hospital, please say hospital. [scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine]
Danny Fenton: [disappointed] Why didn't she just say hospital?

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[in the basement, Danny Phantom sees a newspaper article of Maddie's marriage to Vlad]
Danny Fenton: I didn't destroy the past... I destroyed the present!

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Danny: [addresses to the Lunch Lady awkwardly] I...command you to...go away!

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Lunch Lady Ghost: [sweetly] Cookie?
[Sam shakes her head no]
Lunch Lady Ghost: Then PERISH!

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[Jack holds the Fenton Finder near Danny in human form]
Fenton Finder: Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.

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Maddie: Danny, look at you, I'm not sure I like this late night studying.
Danny: Mom, c'mon. We're just a bunch of kids. In the zoo. At night. Alone. [Everyone stares at him.] We'll be in my room.
Ghost Gabber: We'll be in my room. Fear me.

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Tucker: MEAT!! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!?

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Mr. Lancer: Manson, pick up that t-bone.
Sam: With my hands?
Mr. Lancer: Foley, pick up that turfwich.
Tucker: With my hands!?!?

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Jack: I'll tell you what's a relief. [Jack blinks] Darn, I almost forgot.

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Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness. I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
Danny: [Panics] It's a lie, I'm not a ghost!--Uh, I mean, she's not my girlfriend.

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Jazz: [Regarding Paulina] You'd better let her know your family's insane now, Danny! If you marry her and she finds out later, that's entrapment.

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Sam: Oh, please. Paulina? Girls like her are a dime a dozen. [Both Tucker and Danny pull out coins]
Danny: How much change you got? [Sam laughs]
Sam: Haha, very funny. Just remember, you can't judge a book by its cover.
Tucker: Well, there's only one way to find out. Go on, Danny. Go to that library and check out that book.
Danny: I-I can't. I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls. [Sam becomes angry]
Sam: Oh, and you have absolutely no problems talking to me?

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Jack: [overshadowed by Danny and pushing through a crowd] Excuse me, excuse me, adult coming through, I shave everyday...

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Danny: [to the dragon ghost] Take it easy, Paulina. You don't wanna hurt Sam-- [notices Paulina in dragon ghost's hand] Paulina? [to dragon ghost] Sam?
Sam: [As dragon ghost] Shallow girl!
Danny: Yep, that's Sam.

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Jack: [showing the Ghost Gabber to Danny] Here! Try it!
Danny: Uh...uh...boo?
Ghost Gabber: I am a ghost. Fear me.

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Sam: [after taking picture of Danny and Tucker hugging in their sleep] Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.

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Sam: You learned his language?
Danny: Well, sure. All he does is this. [scratches butt]

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Tucker: [notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating] I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?
Sam: No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.

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Danny: [to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use the technology in this lab to take over the world!
Technus: What? [looks around room] That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?

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Danny: [to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use that Portals XL upgrade to make yourself more powerful!
Technus: What? [sees upgrade disk] Another great idea! The heck with tutoring! You should be a teacher!

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Poindexter: [Pointing to Tucker] I'm Sydney Poindexter, and wherever there is a single nerd in need, I shall be there.
Tucker: Hey, who are you calling a nerd?

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Poindexter: [in Danny's body and flying] Haha! [goes intangible] I'm doing it! [flies at Danny but phases through the wall beside him instead]
Danny: [in Poindexter's body] You may have my powers, but you sure don't know how to use 'em! ... 'Course, I don't know how to use 'em either but at least I know how not use 'em better than you do!

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Sam: Danny, come quick! A bully is shoving a poor defenseless nerd inside his own locker!
Poindexter: [who looks like Danny] I'll save you, Tucker! [Goes ghost, looks around] Hey! There's no nerd being shoved in his locker!
Tucker: [appears from behind a locker door, holding the Fenton Ghost Gloves] There is now!

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Box Ghost: I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out] Uh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]
Danny: Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.

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Danny: [to Sam; trying prove who he is since he's in Poindexter's body] In second grade, Tucker threw up in your lunchbox, but he told you Ricky Marsh did it.
Sam: What?! I kicked him off the monkey bars for that! [faces Tucker, with a surprised/angry look] It was you?! [gasps]
Sam and Tucker: Danny?!

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[Danny breaks Poindexter's mirror to prevent his return]
Mr. Lancer: Fenton, that's school property!
[Danny and his friends turn to face him and a group of angry students.]
Danny: I can explain! [pause] Actually, I really can't.

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