Danny Phantom Quotes
Danny: [Sardonically, after being trod on by football team] Fill in for the mascot. It'll be fun. You'll meet cheerleaders...
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Paulina: [to Danny, as Sayonara Paulina] Hi, I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big-headed anime goodness!
Danny: Bye-bye, kitty!
Danny: Bye-bye, kitty!
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Danny: [to the man in the flying car] Hey, slow down, Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit! [looks down] And the height limit!
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Tucker: [angrily] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You had to save the day, didn't you?
Danny: Um, yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of anything is bad!
Danny: Um, yeah, because a car smashing into the 28th floor of anything is bad!
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Mr. Lancer: [after an invisible Tucker pulls several pranks on him] Gulliver's Travels, I'm losing my mind! [Tucker, still invisible, pulls his pants down] And my pants!
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Tucker: [After Danny threw a skeleton at him] Ha! Is that the best you got?!
Danny: Unfortunantly, yes. I can't get through to him....But I know what can! Catch me if you can, Sucker Phantom! [Phases through the floor]
Tucker: That's Tucker Phantom! Tucker! [Chases after him]
Danny: Unfortunantly, yes. I can't get through to him....But I know what can! Catch me if you can, Sucker Phantom! [Phases through the floor]
Tucker: That's Tucker Phantom! Tucker! [Chases after him]
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Danny: [to the ghost vultures] Um, you fellas look kinda lost. Would you mind staying that way?
Ghost Vulture: Mind your own business, fancy-pants ghost boy!
Ghost Vulture: Mind your own business, fancy-pants ghost boy!
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Maddie: [to Danny] You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.
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Vlad: I insist you stay.
Jack: Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.
Jazz: [feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.
Danny: Smooth...
Jack: Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.
Jazz: [feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.
Danny: Smooth...
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Vlad: [to Danny] My vultures were supposed to bring me the idiot but you'll do - Danny Phantom, right?
Danny: [surprised] You...you know me?
Vlad: Of course I know you. You're that ghost boy who uses his powers for good. How quaint. Aren't you gonna try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos?
Danny: [increasingly scared] I...don't want to fight you?
Vlad: No. No, you don't. [attacks]
Danny: [surprised] You...you know me?
Vlad: Of course I know you. You're that ghost boy who uses his powers for good. How quaint. Aren't you gonna try to shove me into your ridiculous thermos?
Danny: [increasingly scared] I...don't want to fight you?
Vlad: No. No, you don't. [attacks]
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Maddie: [regarding Jack] I'm sorry, Harriet.
Harrie: Honey, you married him. You should be. [smiles benignly]
Harrie: Honey, you married him. You should be. [smiles benignly]
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Danny: [about Jack] Okay, I'm officially mortified.
Harrie: What took so long?
Harrie: What took so long?
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Danny: The glowing blade is new.
Skulker: You like it? I've had some upgrades!
Skulker: You like it? I've had some upgrades!
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Danny: [trapped in a spectral neutralizer] Let me go!
Vlad: Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to control your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for over 20 years. I have experience, my child. And the money and power from using my abilities for personal gain, you see. I could train you, teach you everything I know, and all you'd have to do is renounce your idiot father.
Danny: Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.
Vlad: Yes, well once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel.
Vlad: Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to control your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for over 20 years. I have experience, my child. And the money and power from using my abilities for personal gain, you see. I could train you, teach you everything I know, and all you'd have to do is renounce your idiot father.
Danny: Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.
Vlad: Yes, well once your father is out of the way, we'll see how you feel.
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Dairy King: Try the Gouda; it's dairy fresh! [disappears through the ceiling]
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Jack: [after being overshadowed by Vlad] No one uses Jack Fenton as a human meat puppet!
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[Vlad's trying to convince Danny to join his side.]
Danny: Forget it, man. Your money can't buy my mom, it can't buy the Packers, and it's not going to buy me!
Danny: Forget it, man. Your money can't buy my mom, it can't buy the Packers, and it's not going to buy me!
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Box Ghost: [to Danny, once Walker arrives] Flee! Lest you be hermetically sealed and shipped to your DOOM!
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Walker: [while welcoming Danny to prison] I am your judge; executioner; jury; executioner; jailer; and, if necessary, your executioner.
Danny: Uh, you said executioner three times.
Walker: I like that part of the job.
Danny: Uh, you said executioner three times.
Walker: I like that part of the job.
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Danny: Great. My parents are splitting up, my sister's a basketcase, and I'm going to ghost jail. This may be the worst day of my life.
Skulker: Well, if it isn't the little whelp who got us locked up in this stinking place. Welcome home. [grins ferally]
Danny: This is the worst day of my life.
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost!!
Danny: Will you stop that?!
Skulker: Well, if it isn't the little whelp who got us locked up in this stinking place. Welcome home. [grins ferally]
Danny: This is the worst day of my life.
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost!!
Danny: Will you stop that?!
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[Danny hesitantly walks into the jail cafeteria full of his enemies]
Danny: Wow, hehe.. Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table... Just like high school...
Danny: Wow, hehe.. Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table... Just like high school...
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Walker: Guards! Guards!! What's going on down there!? Answer me!
Danny: [kicks Walker's office door open] How about saying "please"? Saying "please" is a rule.
Walker: [amazed] It is? [starts flipping through the thick rule book furiously]
Danny: [Slams the book shut] Is now.
Danny: [kicks Walker's office door open] How about saying "please"? Saying "please" is a rule.
Walker: [amazed] It is? [starts flipping through the thick rule book furiously]
Danny: [Slams the book shut] Is now.
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Mr. Lancer: Jasmine, did you know I was a cheerleader when I went to school here? [hands Jazz a photo of himself in a cheerleader outfit]
Jazz: Really? Weird. No clue.
Jazz: Really? Weird. No clue.
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Jazz: Is it always so cold in here?
Spectra: Of course. I find that cold temperatures keep the mind icy sharp! And don't you worry about the mess of an office, either. Stuff happens. No biggie. Right, Jasmine?
Jazz: It's Jazz. My friends call me Jazz.
Danny: Well, your brother calls you "fink"!
Jazz: Danny, I'm just trying to help. C'mon, we used to talk all the time.
Danny: Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!
Spectra: Of course. I find that cold temperatures keep the mind icy sharp! And don't you worry about the mess of an office, either. Stuff happens. No biggie. Right, Jasmine?
Jazz: It's Jazz. My friends call me Jazz.
Danny: Well, your brother calls you "fink"!
Jazz: Danny, I'm just trying to help. C'mon, we used to talk all the time.
Danny: Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!
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Spectra: The dominoes represent how each person's spirit affects the next person they touch! Slammin', huh?
Jazz: If by "slamming" you mean "weird," then yes.
Jazz: If by "slamming" you mean "weird," then yes.
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Danny: [shivers] I can't believe my stupid sister convinced Lancer to make this my punishment. And can we turn up the heat in here? I can see my own breath!
Spectra: Wow, you do complain a lot. Well, your sister did say you could be a bit of a baby...
Danny: What?!
Spectra: Sweetie, it's not your fault she thinks you're a loser.
Danny: Wait, Jazz called me a loser, too?
Spectra: Hey, those are her issues. I'm not saying you're a loser, Danny. I think you're a great kid! [puts her hands on his shoulders]
Danny: Then why do I feel so miserable?
Spectra: You know what I think? You might be a mess, but mess is just the beginning of message! Now go out there and be a better you!
Spectra: Wow, you do complain a lot. Well, your sister did say you could be a bit of a baby...
Danny: What?!
Spectra: Sweetie, it's not your fault she thinks you're a loser.
Danny: Wait, Jazz called me a loser, too?
Spectra: Hey, those are her issues. I'm not saying you're a loser, Danny. I think you're a great kid! [puts her hands on his shoulders]
Danny: Then why do I feel so miserable?
Spectra: You know what I think? You might be a mess, but mess is just the beginning of message! Now go out there and be a better you!
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Danny: I can't believe Jazz told Spectra that she thinks I'm a loser.
Sam: Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.
Jazz: Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?
Danny: [scowls at Jazz]
Jazz: Still mad?
Danny: [sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!
Sam: Are you sure Jazz said that? That doesn't sound like Jazz to me.
Jazz: Hey, you guys. What doesn't sound like Jazz to you?
Danny: [scowls at Jazz]
Jazz: Still mad?
Danny: [sarcastically] Wow, you are the smart one!
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Jazz: [after seeing Danny Phantom fly away] A ghost? Wait 'til I tell Danny!
[scene switches to FentonWorks]
Jazz: What do you mean you didn't see a ghost?
Danny: It didn't look like a ghost to me. It just looked like a big bug. So I ran. Like a loser.
[scene switches to FentonWorks]
Jazz: What do you mean you didn't see a ghost?
Danny: It didn't look like a ghost to me. It just looked like a big bug. So I ran. Like a loser.
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Spectra: But we're gonna take that accident and make it an "acci-don't" and learn from it so it never happens again!
Mr. Lancer: [To Danny] You could learn a little bit about school spirit from Ms. Spectra here. When I was in school, I got the same advice. And look how I turned out!!
Spectra & Danny: [share an uncertain glance]
Mr. Lancer: [To Danny] You could learn a little bit about school spirit from Ms. Spectra here. When I was in school, I got the same advice. And look how I turned out!!
Spectra & Danny: [share an uncertain glance]
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