Danny Phantom Quotes
Jazz: How come you never told me Vlad Masters has ghost powers? And he has a thing for Mom?!
Danny: Because it's none of your business!
Sam: If you don't mind, we'll be over there, doing the "glad I'm an only child" dance.
Danny: Because it's none of your business!
Sam: If you don't mind, we'll be over there, doing the "glad I'm an only child" dance.
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Jazz: Wow, Danny, isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!
Danny: [angrily] Actually, we caught one ghost. Three times. ALL OF THEM ME!
Danny: [angrily] Actually, we caught one ghost. Three times. ALL OF THEM ME!
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[Jazz walks in the janitor closet holding Danny's laptop with his personal ghost files]
Danny: Where did you get this?!
Jazz: From your computer.
Danny: You hacked into my personal ghost files?! And how did you get the password?!
Sam, Tucker, and Jazz: [simultaneously] It's Paulina Fenton.
Sam: Seriously Danny, it's not that hard to figure it out.
Danny: Where did you get this?!
Jazz: From your computer.
Danny: You hacked into my personal ghost files?! And how did you get the password?!
Sam, Tucker, and Jazz: [simultaneously] It's Paulina Fenton.
Sam: Seriously Danny, it's not that hard to figure it out.
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Tucker: Do you want us to talk to Jazz?
Danny: I'm perfectly capable of talking to my own sister!
Sam: ...Which is why you're hiding from her. In a broom closet.
Danny: No, I'm not!!
Jazz: Danny, you in there?
Danny: HIDE ME!! [jumps into a trash can]
Danny: I'm perfectly capable of talking to my own sister!
Sam: ...Which is why you're hiding from her. In a broom closet.
Danny: No, I'm not!!
Jazz: Danny, you in there?
Danny: HIDE ME!! [jumps into a trash can]
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Jazz: Danny, calm down!
Danny: Calm down? How can I calm down with you constantly butting your nose in where it doesn't belong?
Danny: Calm down? How can I calm down with you constantly butting your nose in where it doesn't belong?
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Jazz: [crying at Vlad's doorstep] Oh... Uncle Vlad... [sniffs] I've run away from home. My father's an idiot, my brother hates me, and I wanna stay here with you. [sobs]
Vlad: Wait, what was that?
Jazz: I've run away from home?
Vlad: N-no, after that.
Jazz: My brother hates me?
Vlad: No, in the middle!
Jazz: My father's an idiot?
Vlad: That's the one! Come to Uncle Vlad! [happily escorts her inside]
Vlad: Wait, what was that?
Jazz: I've run away from home?
Vlad: N-no, after that.
Jazz: My brother hates me?
Vlad: No, in the middle!
Jazz: My father's an idiot?
Vlad: That's the one! Come to Uncle Vlad! [happily escorts her inside]
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Jack: [slyly, to Maddie] Danny's busy skulking, Jazz is safe in Wisconsin, we have the house to ourselves... I'll get the checkerboard!
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Vlad: Have you forgotten with a press of a button, I can end your resistance once and for... (Danny takes the remote) Oh, cheese logs.
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Vlad: [to Jazz] Oh, you think you know everything? Well, tell me, girl, did you expect this? [Vlad turns into ghost] Surprised?!
[Vlad laughs evilly, and then finds a note on the Ecto-Skeleton saying "No. Not surprised."]
Ecto-Skeleton: Self-destruct system intitiated, activating in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Vlad: Oh, butter nuts!
[Vlad laughs evilly, and then finds a note on the Ecto-Skeleton saying "No. Not surprised."]
Ecto-Skeleton: Self-destruct system intitiated, activating in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Vlad: Oh, butter nuts!
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Technus: Are you mad child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form?
Danny: You upgraded to a mullet?
Danny: You upgraded to a mullet?
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Sam: [Just realized what Technus was doing] He's pushing Danny and Valerie together.
Tucker: [laughs]
Sam: If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
Tucker: [Giggling and speaking] You wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he's gonna react to that?
[Change scene to Danny laughing]
Sam: Are you done yet?
Danny: No. [Keeps laughing] Okay now I'm done. You're trying to tell me that Technus is playing matchmaker? Come on. Technus hates emotions.
Sam: And hello? He's using yours against you.
Tucker: Dim lights, stalled ferris wheel...You think the universe wants you two to be together?
[Valerie is shown hiding in the bushes]
Danny: Well, maybe, but...I don't know. I might.
[Sam and Valerie gasp]
Tucker: Uh...really? Because Tech...
Sam: Uh... technically because we just want you to be happy. If you like her we'll just have to make space for her at our table. [Sam's eye twitches]
Danny: Speaking of Valerie I was suppose to meet her before class. [Danny walks away and Valerie shows up]
Valerie: Did you mean that?
Sam: Um...uh...yeah, sure. If Danny likes you and you like Danny, the least we can do is give you a chance. [Valerie hugs Sam] Human contact...crushing Goth...indifference....
Tucker: [laughs]
Sam: If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
Tucker: [Giggling and speaking] You wanna tell Danny that Technus is playing matchmaker? How do you think he's gonna react to that?
[Change scene to Danny laughing]
Sam: Are you done yet?
Danny: No. [Keeps laughing] Okay now I'm done. You're trying to tell me that Technus is playing matchmaker? Come on. Technus hates emotions.
Sam: And hello? He's using yours against you.
Tucker: Dim lights, stalled ferris wheel...You think the universe wants you two to be together?
[Valerie is shown hiding in the bushes]
Danny: Well, maybe, but...I don't know. I might.
[Sam and Valerie gasp]
Tucker: Uh...really? Because Tech...
Sam: Uh... technically because we just want you to be happy. If you like her we'll just have to make space for her at our table. [Sam's eye twitches]
Danny: Speaking of Valerie I was suppose to meet her before class. [Danny walks away and Valerie shows up]
Valerie: Did you mean that?
Sam: Um...uh...yeah, sure. If Danny likes you and you like Danny, the least we can do is give you a chance. [Valerie hugs Sam] Human contact...crushing Goth...indifference....
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Danny: [Running away from Technus] So you were pushing Valerie and I together.
Technus: You're welcome.
Technus: You're welcome.
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Technus: [About to destroy Danny] I wonder who will miss you more. The angry ghost hunter or the frustrated little goth girl who can't admit her feelings.
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[Valerie proving that the one in the ghost hunting suit wasn't her]
Damon: That could've been you!
Valerie: No, because it never was me.
Damon: I'm sorry I didn't believe you. You did do a good job protecting your friend. I guess I can let it go this time.
Valerie: You're only saying that because the suit's destroyed.
Damon: Bingo.
Damon: That could've been you!
Valerie: No, because it never was me.
Damon: I'm sorry I didn't believe you. You did do a good job protecting your friend. I guess I can let it go this time.
Valerie: You're only saying that because the suit's destroyed.
Damon: Bingo.
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Jack: Danny, word on the street has it that you've got a girlfriend! [to Sam and Tucker] Can you two leave so I can have a totally awkward "father and son"-chat?
Sam & Tucker: Gone and gone.
[Scene cuts to Jack & Danny eating Ice cream in the kitchen.]
Danny: Does it have to be awkward?
Jack: Yep. I'm gonna give you some fatherly advice. Then I am going to say something that makes you cringe and run out of the room in embarrassment.
Sam & Tucker: Gone and gone.
[Scene cuts to Jack & Danny eating Ice cream in the kitchen.]
Danny: Does it have to be awkward?
Jack: Yep. I'm gonna give you some fatherly advice. Then I am going to say something that makes you cringe and run out of the room in embarrassment.
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Sam: [Sees Valerie following Danny into the sky] Uh...Danny. Danny. Come in, stay alert. You have company.
Danny: Company? What kind of company?
Sam: It's your girlfriend.
Danny: She's not my girlfriend until I give her the ring.
Tucker: What is this? 1955?
Danny: Company? What kind of company?
Sam: It's your girlfriend.
Danny: She's not my girlfriend until I give her the ring.
Tucker: What is this? 1955?
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Danny: [give Sam the ring] Hold this for me, would ya?
Sam: [Looks at it upside down] Who the heck is 'Wes'?
Sam: [Looks at it upside down] Who the heck is 'Wes'?
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Mrs. Tetslaff: Mr. Baxter, you're going to have to whip Mr. Fenton into shape.
Dash: Awesome! Is 'broken in half' considered a shape?
Dash: Awesome! Is 'broken in half' considered a shape?
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Danny: [Shooting ecto blasts] He's closing in! We've gotta find another entrance!
Dash: Over there, there's a mouse hole!
Danny: We have mice?
Dash: Over there, there's a mouse hole!
Danny: We have mice?
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Dash: What kind of a mouse hole is this? Where's the matchbox sofa and the coffee table made out of a spool of thread?
Danny: You watch way too many cartoons.
Danny: You watch way too many cartoons.
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Danny: [after Dash asks where they should hide on Jack's indoor mini-golf course] Have you seen him play golf? The only safe place is the hole!
[Danny and Dash hurry into the hole, as golf balls whiz past them.]
Dash: Man! Is everyone in this family bad at sports?
[Danny and Dash hurry into the hole, as golf balls whiz past them.]
Dash: Man! Is everyone in this family bad at sports?
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Dash: [upon seeing Danny's white boots turn into red tennis shoes] Hey, what happened to your feet?
Danny: They're... high-speed ghost shoes...?
Danny: They're... high-speed ghost shoes...?
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Dash: [after Danny's second costume change] Dude, what's with the pants?
Danny: It's casual Friday?
Dash: Today's Tuesday.
Danny: It's casual Friday?
Dash: Today's Tuesday.
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Dash: [after Danny's third costume change] How many costume changes are you gonna go through? What is this? Vegas?!
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Dash: We did it! What do you think we just benched? Proportionally?
Danny: I don't know, dude. I'm not that good at math.
Skulker: And soon, you will not be that good at breathing either.
Danny: I don't know, dude. I'm not that good at math.
Skulker: And soon, you will not be that good at breathing either.
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Skulker: [as Danny dumps potato chips on him] Lime and vinegar? Who eats those?!
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Dash: [After Danny puts him back to normal size] Hey! Why don't we stick around and shove Fen-Turd's head into the toilet, you know just for giggles. [Danny shrinks him again] I don't DO puny!
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Tucker: What's wrong with beauty pageants?
Sam: Other than the fact that they turn girls into shallow doormats and boys into drooling idiots? Everything.
Tucker: But it's got a swimsuit competition!
Sam: Other than the fact that they turn girls into shallow doormats and boys into drooling idiots? Everything.
Tucker: But it's got a swimsuit competition!
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Paulina: [to Danny] I baked some cookies for you.
Star: I did your math homework.
Danny: Now, ladies. You can't influence the judge with cookies and - [sees the papers Star is holding] Whoa! Is this homework done all the way through next semester?
Star: Mm-hmm.
Danny: This pleases me. [Dash grabs him and holds him in the air]
Dash: Hey, Fen-toid! It's only been two hours and I'm already tired of you hogging all the hotties! [Danny snaps his fingers, Paulina kicks Dash, making him drop Danny] Ow! Aah!
Crowd of angry girls: Get him! [Girls chase Dash away]
Star: I did your math homework.
Danny: Now, ladies. You can't influence the judge with cookies and - [sees the papers Star is holding] Whoa! Is this homework done all the way through next semester?
Star: Mm-hmm.
Danny: This pleases me. [Dash grabs him and holds him in the air]
Dash: Hey, Fen-toid! It's only been two hours and I'm already tired of you hogging all the hotties! [Danny snaps his fingers, Paulina kicks Dash, making him drop Danny] Ow! Aah!
Crowd of angry girls: Get him! [Girls chase Dash away]
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