Lexx Quotes

Kai: In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I will be light.

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Kai: Are there other heretics with you?
Zev: Lots. They are coming up here now and they are heavily armed.
Kai: No. You are alone.
Stanley: [falls to his knees] We worship his divine Shadow and beg his forgiveness.
Zev: Don't Stan. Die with some dignity.
Stanley: [Gets up] I the, arch heretic, am reformer Stanley Tweedle. And though only an assistant deputy and back up courier, I did everything I could, I really tried!

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Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen... but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins.

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The Lexx: I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. The food was good there. My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him.

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Thodin: Remember Erika? The only reason millions, MILLIONS died for that overheated rock was because two Erikans were bio-code specialists for the Cluster. We fought that war, traitor, so I could be here today. [raises hand]
Thodin: They died, so I could have the key to the Lexx.

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Zev Bellringer: What kind of robot are you?
790: I am a robot that wants to live in your underpants.

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Kai: That's my baby.

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Kai: I once suggested that you find yourselves a home.
Zev: And now?
'Kai: And now that the fractal core is destroyed, stranding us in the Dark Zone, and since I have a new supply of protoblood, let us find ourselves a new home.

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His Divine Shadow: As the last surviving insect, I knew that I would never be able to defeat the humans. But if I possessed a human body, I thought perhaps I could use humans to defeat themselves.

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Zev: Kai. You've reanimated yourself!
Kai: Yes. I am experiencing an unfamiliar sense of motivation.
Zev: That is a sign of life. You are not alive, are you?
Kai: No. I am still dead. I am motivated to find more protoblood.

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Kai: I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen… but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins.

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Stan: May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.

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Guard: Life's a mixup. Heh.

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Zev: Everybody always leaves me.

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Kai: I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy.

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His Divine Shadow: Kill them!
Kai: That I will not do.
His Divine Shadow: Then kill yourself.
Kai: I am already dead.

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Stan: What are you doing?
Zev: I don't exactly know. Coming?

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Xev: What kind of robot are you?
790: One that wants to live in your underwear.

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Kai: I'm dead. I have no future.

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Kai: In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone I can be light.

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Lexx: My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him.

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790: How biological of you.

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Stan: This is incredible. The last available woman in the entire universe, and she's passing me over for a corpse!

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Giggerota: Girlfriend... I will eat you first.
Kai: Dinner is cancelled.

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Poetman: Bla bla bla bla bla. Dullness. Ethereal, ephemeral dullness. Allegorical dullness. The blunted boredom rises from the gorge of her insufferable lips and floats like the tedious feather of a long dead bird until it lands it nakedly tired memory next to your fleshy feet.

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Kai: I'm feeling altogether better.

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Kai: Would you care to join me in watching the supernova? It is a once in a lifetime experience.

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Zev: We are going to bring you life, I promise.
Kai: And if not, the rest of my protoblood will be spend it with you.
Zev: Kai...
Kai: It's what I want.

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Bog: People are like flowers. They sprout, they bloom. And then they die. But everything dies in the end, so - come on over.

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Stan: is he dead?
Zev: He has been dead for two thousand years.
Stan: No, not alive dead, I mean dead dead.

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