Danny Phantom Quotes
Jack: [finishes welding the Emergency Op Center back onto the roof] Locked down tighter than a drum. This baby won't be going anywhere for a while. [thrown back as the Op Center detaches as the Fenton Blimp and flies off] Note to self: never tighten any drums.
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Amorpho: [disguised as Danny Fenton] Underling! You cannot defeat Amorpho!
Danny: Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!
Danny: Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!
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Danny: I can't change back to Danny Fenton! Me and the other Danny were fighting and we ran into my dad's Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier, and I think it's taking away our ghost powers.
Tucker: Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?
Sam: Or without a dorky name?
Tucker: Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?
Sam: Or without a dorky name?
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Jack: Thanks for the tip Sam![hands her a piece of Jack Fenton toast]
Sam: [takes bite of toast, then looks mortified] Why am I eating this?
Sam: [takes bite of toast, then looks mortified] Why am I eating this?
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Danny: I can't go home, I can't go to school, I can't even walk around in public without getting mobbed. What am I gonna do?
Tucker: [swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.
Tucker: [swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.
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Jack: Get your filthy roots off my town, you horticultural horror! [To Maddie] Thanks for writing down the word "horticulture" sweetface.
Maddie: I didn't want you to mispronounce it during the battle cry, hon. First impressions are very important.
Jack: And you married me anyway.
Maddie: I didn't want you to mispronounce it during the battle cry, hon. First impressions are very important.
Jack: And you married me anyway.
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[Undergrowth's "mind vines" are taking control of the people]
Jack: I don't see what the big deal is. [a vine tries to get into Jack's head]
Jack: [to the vine] Nope, that's not it. [vine tries a different spot]
Jack: Nope, not there either. [vine roots into Jack's ear]
Jack: [just before he gets controlled] Ah! Now you've got it! [under vine's control] Mmm! Chlorophyll!
Jack: I don't see what the big deal is. [a vine tries to get into Jack's head]
Jack: [to the vine] Nope, that's not it. [vine tries a different spot]
Jack: Nope, not there either. [vine roots into Jack's ear]
Jack: [just before he gets controlled] Ah! Now you've got it! [under vine's control] Mmm! Chlorophyll!
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Queen Sam: Stay, Danny. Stay and rule with me.
Danny: [shivering] I always thought you ruled Sam. Just...not like this. I'll b-b-be back. [Sam looks touched by this.] And I'll save you. And everyone! [Sam suddenly goes under the plant's control again and attacks Danny who flees.] I PROMISE!
Danny: [shivering] I always thought you ruled Sam. Just...not like this. I'll b-b-be back. [Sam looks touched by this.] And I'll save you. And everyone! [Sam suddenly goes under the plant's control again and attacks Danny who flees.] I PROMISE!
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Frostbite: (after Danny freezes most of the audience) Great. We're not gonna sell any snacks now.
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Queen Sam: Join us Danny, the growth is family.
Danny: Already got one thanks, and I'm still working the bugs out of it.
Danny: Already got one thanks, and I'm still working the bugs out of it.
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Danny: As the duly deputized protector of Amity Park, it is my sincere hope that you’ve enjoyed your butt-kicking experience!
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Undergrowth: Perhaps one day you'll see that this is what nature intended all along. Mankind is merely a temporary weed in the garden of life, a weed which can be removed.
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Sam: [looks at the ice crystal Danny gave her] What's this for?
Danny: I'm...glad you're okay.
Danny: I'm...glad you're okay.
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Sam: The children need to be cared for.
Danny: WHAT?!? You won't even babysit your cousins!
Danny: WHAT?!? You won't even babysit your cousins!
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Tucker: Man, FentonWorks sure is low-fi.
Jack: Nonsense! Here! Take this "World's Best Mom" coffee mug and pound on top of the oscillascope whenever it goes all fuzzy.
[Oscillascope goes fuzzy]
Tucker: [looks at it sceptically before hitting it with the mug, causing it to go back to normal] Hey! I'm a real life scientist!
Jack: Nonsense! Here! Take this "World's Best Mom" coffee mug and pound on top of the oscillascope whenever it goes all fuzzy.
[Oscillascope goes fuzzy]
Tucker: [looks at it sceptically before hitting it with the mug, causing it to go back to normal] Hey! I'm a real life scientist!
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Jack: Well, if it isn't my heroes, the Guys in White!
Maddie: [annoyed] I'm surprised you rang the bell. Don't you usually knock down a wall or crash through the ceiling?
[Operatives O and K put away their guns]
Operative O: Sorry, habit.
Maddie: [annoyed] I'm surprised you rang the bell. Don't you usually knock down a wall or crash through the ceiling?
[Operatives O and K put away their guns]
Operative O: Sorry, habit.
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Operative K: [clears throat and reads from card] The government is sorry about the past... misunderstandings.
Operative O: Like labeling you a crackpot, Fenton. That was... [reads from card] wrong of us.
Operative K: The government now admits that you Fentons are, uh, well, [reads from card] geniuses.
Jack: Well it's about doggone time!
Maddie: Oh, Jack, finally! Government approval of our work!
Operative K: About that work. The government has authorized us to buy it lock, stock, and barrel.
Jack: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. [gestures] I've poured my heart, soul, and life's blood into this laboratory, and you can't put a price on that! FentonWorks is not for sale!
Operative O: [unfolds and shows Jack a giant check]
Jack: Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! [produces a keyring] It's all yours!
Maddie: [angry] Jack, you can't sell our home! [handed the check; reads it]Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! We'll be out by noon tomorrow!
Operative O: Like labeling you a crackpot, Fenton. That was... [reads from card] wrong of us.
Operative K: The government now admits that you Fentons are, uh, well, [reads from card] geniuses.
Jack: Well it's about doggone time!
Maddie: Oh, Jack, finally! Government approval of our work!
Operative K: About that work. The government has authorized us to buy it lock, stock, and barrel.
Jack: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. [gestures] I've poured my heart, soul, and life's blood into this laboratory, and you can't put a price on that! FentonWorks is not for sale!
Operative O: [unfolds and shows Jack a giant check]
Jack: Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! [produces a keyring] It's all yours!
Maddie: [angry] Jack, you can't sell our home! [handed the check; reads it]Wow, that's a lotta zeroes! We'll be out by noon tomorrow!
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[Vlad has just found out that he and Jack are now neighbors.]
Jack: I see cozy backyard barbeques in our future!
Vlad: Yes, of course, that sounds fun. [quietly] Akin to sticking hot needles in my-
Maddie: [cutting him off] Jack! [comes out of the house] You won't believe it! I got lost - in my walk-in closet! I finally got a ride out on my automated shoe rack. Oh, hello Vlad! [scoffs] We're neighbors?
Vlad: [happy now] Indeed, I forgot for a moment that you would be moving in with Jack. I'll pop by later and drop off a "Welcome to the Block" bundt cake.
Jack & Maddie: [excited] Ooooo!
Jack: I see cozy backyard barbeques in our future!
Vlad: Yes, of course, that sounds fun. [quietly] Akin to sticking hot needles in my-
Maddie: [cutting him off] Jack! [comes out of the house] You won't believe it! I got lost - in my walk-in closet! I finally got a ride out on my automated shoe rack. Oh, hello Vlad! [scoffs] We're neighbors?
Vlad: [happy now] Indeed, I forgot for a moment that you would be moving in with Jack. I'll pop by later and drop off a "Welcome to the Block" bundt cake.
Jack & Maddie: [excited] Ooooo!
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Box Ghost: [reading the rewards on wanted posters for Wulf, Vortex, and Undergrowth] One million for an overgrown dog?! Two million for an overgrown cloud?! Three million for an overgrown FICUS?! Chump change, for those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the Box Ghost! Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes with corrogated cardboard and the occasional roll of bubble wrap! [as his head flies up and spins] It must make their heads SPIN! [unfolds a crumpled wanted poster of himself that was thrown at him, the reward only $2.50]Not wanted?![tears up the poster] This is an outrage! Do I not inspire fear and loathing?! [brain pops out]
Random Ghosts: [laugh at him]
Random Ghosts: [laugh at him]
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Box Ghost: Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [opens it, a spooky thermos comes out]
Danny: [catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.
Danny: [catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.
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Box Ghost: And now... taste your multi-grain DOOM!
[Lunchbox of Fear shoots out hundreds of sandwiches that rain down on everyone]
Lady: Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!
Crowd: [cheers and picks the sandwiches up]
Box Ghost: No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!
Sam: [scoffs] In like, forty years!
Box Ghost: Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!
[Danny and Tucker start eating their sandwiches.]
Box Ghost: [confused] Wait, what are you doing?
Danny: Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.
Tucker: You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?
[Lunchbox of Fear shoots out hundreds of sandwiches that rain down on everyone]
Lady: Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!
Crowd: [cheers and picks the sandwiches up]
Box Ghost: No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!
Sam: [scoffs] In like, forty years!
Box Ghost: Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!
[Danny and Tucker start eating their sandwiches.]
Box Ghost: [confused] Wait, what are you doing?
Danny: Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.
Tucker: You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?
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Lady: [as shoes rain down] Hey everyone! The catering shoe salesman is giving out free samples!
Box Ghost: I am NOT a catering shoe salesman! You are supposed to tremble as my menacing footwear pinches your feet like nobody's business!
Lady 2: [unimpressed, holds up a purple shoe] Do you have these in an "8"?
Box Ghost: I am NOT a catering shoe salesman! You are supposed to tremble as my menacing footwear pinches your feet like nobody's business!
Lady 2: [unimpressed, holds up a purple shoe] Do you have these in an "8"?
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[The Box Ghost releases snakes from Pandora's Box]
Tucker: [screams] Snakes?! Why did it have to be snakes?!
Tucker: [screams] Snakes?! Why did it have to be snakes?!
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Sam: Danny, this is serious. Do something!
Danny: Okay! I'm going- [starts to tense up but pauses] oh, you know. [runs behind a tree and transforms]
Danny: Okay! I'm going- [starts to tense up but pauses] oh, you know. [runs behind a tree and transforms]
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Danny: [reading about Pandora's Box] Plagues, pestilence, boy bands, man this is one evil box.
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Tucker: [firing a bazooka at snakes]
Sam: Forget the snakes, Tucker, aim for the dragon!
Tucker: You battle your phobia, I'll battle mine.
Sam: If we were battling my phobia, that dragon would be a giant, fire-breathing cheerleader.
Sam: Forget the snakes, Tucker, aim for the dragon!
Tucker: You battle your phobia, I'll battle mine.
Sam: If we were battling my phobia, that dragon would be a giant, fire-breathing cheerleader.
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Ghost Policeman: [scribbling on a notepad] Can you tell me which way the Box Ghost fled?
Argus: [has eyes all over his body; shrugs] Oh, I don't know. I didn't really get a good look.
Argus: [has eyes all over his body; shrugs] Oh, I don't know. I didn't really get a good look.
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Jazz: Taste my fire, dragonbreath! [shoots Fenton Bazooka]
Maddie: Ten heads? Meet NINE TAILS! [pulls out Jack-o-Nine Tails]
Jack: I DON'T HAVE A CLEVER QUIP! [shoots ectogun]
Maddie: Ten heads? Meet NINE TAILS! [pulls out Jack-o-Nine Tails]
Jack: I DON'T HAVE A CLEVER QUIP! [shoots ectogun]
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