DuckTales Quotes

Dewey: Hooray for Uncle Scrooge!
Louie: You saved all the treasure!
Huey: But don't forget we helped too!
Scrooge: Right, lads. I couldn't have done it without you. I really am the richest duck in the world!

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Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?
Dewey: Yeah.
Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this oppurtunity slip from my fingers!
Dewey: But he's our friend.
Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie isn't a person! A genie is a... a thing!

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Launchpad: Maybe we took a wrong turn at that last sand dune.

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Launchpad: Forward, ho! [They crash]
Launchpad: Reverse, ho!
Scrooge McDuck: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!

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Scrooge McDuck: Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

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Donald: Now, while I'm in the Navy, boys, you mind your Uncle Scrooge.
Huey: But he's so cheap!
Donald: Yeah. But he's family. Okay, Huey?
Huey: Yes, Uncle Donald.
Donald: No back talk, Dewey.
Dewey: No, Uncle Donald.
Donald: Louie, be good. And no stink bombs.
Louie: Uh, yes and no, Uncle Donald.

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Scrooge: Donald, you can't be serious about this crazy idea. There's no profit in it.
Donald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge. I wanna see the world!
Scrooge: So I'll buy you a globe.

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Flintheart Glomgold: [Answering the phone] Money talks, I listen. Speak!

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[Surprising each other while searching for the treasure ship]
Glomgold: Scrooge!
Scrooge: Glomgold!
El Capitan: Los ninos!
Huey, Dewey and Louie: That guy!

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Launchpad: Big rubble, no trouble! Gyro tells me you need a pilot for an experimental plane.
Scrooge: What I need is my head examined.
Launchpad: Don't worry, Mr. McD. If it's got wings, I can crash it.
Scrooge: I hope my medical insurance is paid up.

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Launchpad: Well, the engines are busted, but those condors gave me an idea! Trouble is... I don't know how to get 'er off the ground.
Donald: You leave that to me!
Launchpad: Great! You handle the takeoff!
Donald: Okay!
Launchpad: Things must be worse than I thought... I'm beginning to understand him!

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Dewey: Be very very quiet. We're hunting Beakley.

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Louie: [About girls] [Webby's] making friends with penguins while Unca Scrooge is lost in the snow.
Mrs. Beakley: You know, we could backtrack the walrus' trail and find your uncle.
Louie: Er... yeah! We were just gonna say that!
Dewey: [To Huey] They must get smarter as they get older.

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(After crashing the carrier into a river)
Dewey: We're caught in the current!
Scrooge: Looks like your runway is running away with us. Let's get back into the sky!
Launchpad: Don't worry. When the going gets tough, the harder they fall.

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Webby: Gee! An escalator!
Mrs. Beakley: No, dear. This is an older model. We have to walk up these.

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Bigtime: Thanks for sneakin' us outta jail, Magica. We was gettin' bored waitin' for our time to run out!
Magica: How long was your sentence?
Bigtime: Life.

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Scrooge: I didn't get rich by being stupid.

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Donald: Nobody's going to make a king out of me and get away with it!

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Louie: What are they doing to Unca Donald?
Scrooge: Whatever it is, it will be an improvement.

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Huey: Unca Scrooge, what's wrong?
Scrooge: Those movie people called.
Huey: That's good.
Scrooge: But they can't repay me in cash.
Louie: That's bad.
Scrooge: So instead they're giving my Duckburg Studios.
Huey, Dewey, Louie and Doofus: That's GREAT!!

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Scrooge: If Duckburg studios is going to survive, Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul.
Major Courage: Uh... How major?
Scrooge: Major major, Major.

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Scrooge: You know what I like about gold? I have a lot of it!

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Scrooge: Why no marshmallows in my hot chocolate?
Duckworth: *Ahem* It's ineffecient, sir.
Scrooge: Efficiency has its place but NOT in my hot chocolate.

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Scrooge: [About newspapers] I just love looking through the Business section. My name's on every page.

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Glomgold: Scrooge McDuck, you're a low-down ruthless rat!
Scrooge: What can I say, Flintheart? You bring out the best in me.

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Huey: It's a shadow thief!
Scrooge: After him! Er.. her! Er.. it!

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Poe: Shadow took over, locked Magica in a closet! Free her!
Scrooge: Free that-that-that WITCH?! Never! It serves her right! She can stay locked in 'til Doomsday and it would be just ducky with me.
Huey: But if she gets rid of that shadow...
Dewey: We can't keep these lights on forever.
Louie: Think of the electric bill.
Scrooge: You have a point. Okay, let's go.

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Scrooge: Still a cheater, eh, Glomgold?
Glomgold: I look at it this way: Why not?

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[To Scrooge and Glomgold disguised as harem girls]
Sultan: How did two camel humps like you become part of the finest harem in the land?
Scrooge: 2-for-1 sale?

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Louie: It sure is dark in here.
Huey: I wonder where the light switch is.
Louie: Hey, I found a candle!
Dewey: Anybody got a match? [The "ghost" lights it for them]
Louie: T-t-thank you. Now we know which way to run.
Huey, Dewey and Louie: YAAAAH!!!!!!!!

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