CSI - NY Quotes

Mac: You're a fine CSI, Stella. I can honestly say, I wouldn't do this job without you.
Stella: Yes, you would. You just wouldn't be as good.
Mac: [smiles] Maybe.

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Flack: We sent the word out and got next to nothing. I spoke to a lot of eyewitnesses. I got everything under the sun. He was shot from a tree. He fell off his horse and shot himself. One lady said aliens came down. This city's full of nuts.

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Aiden: [to Detective Thacker] Do me a favor. Don't check out my ass when a kid's dead in the street. Show some respect.

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Flack: [to Willey Chancey] Your last call was 18 minutes long. What? Was she giving you phone sex?
Chancey: Yeah. You want the number?

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Stella: We haven't had a fight like that in a long time. Reminds me of the old Mac Taylor.
Mac: What old Mac Taylor is that?
Stella: The one who let his heart out of his chest every once in a while.

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Jerald Brown: Willie and I just picked any pig cop. An eye for an eye.
Det. Mac Taylor: You shot a New York City police officer. He wasn't just a cop, he was somebody's son. He made somebody proud at home. When you shot him through the back, you shot those people through the heart. [Mac stands up] From where I stand... you're the one that should be put to death. No trial, no jury. Eye for an eye.

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Det. Don Flack: I heard the shot all the way from Sixth Avenue. It shook the windows in my squad car.

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[Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.

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Flack: I'm telling you, Mac, she killed Rachel Camden.
Mac: What's your rush to put this woman away?
Flack: You saw her. What's your rush not to?
Mac: In all my years of doing this, there's one thing I've learned. Sometimes the slam dunks are the most deceiving.

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Stella Bonasera: You know what they say about keeping condoms in your wallet?
Jason: They get holes.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Just like your story.

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Jason: I fell in love with her.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Trust me. You're gonna get plenty of love where you're going.

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Det. Stella Bonasera: Uh-oh.
Detective Mac Taylor: What?

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Det. Stella Bonasera: You hear that?
Detective Mac Taylor: Hear what?
Det. Stella Bonasera: It's your mind racing again.

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Aiden Burn: So, mass spec went crazy with this odor that we found from our head wound vic. I've got words here longer than DiMaggio's hit streak.

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Don Flack: Deodorizers? That guy smelled like ass!

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Aiden Burn: Benzosothyazolonal.
Don Flack: Whoa. Benzosothyazolonal?
Aiden Burn: You know what that is?
Don Flack: [pause] No.

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Mac: Slick was dead before he hit the subway tracks.
Stella: So, we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electrocution.

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John James: I didn't kill anyone. "Inhumanity" is authentic, 100 percent.
Danny: Well, it's 100 percent mine now. Sorry.

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Aiden Burn: [figures out that a frozen chunk of human excrement had fallen from the sky and killed the victim] Holy crap!

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Aiden Burn: Anybody see anything?
Det. Don Flack: When does anybody ever see anything?

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Stella Bonasera: All right, Danny. How does the DNA from the fingernail scrapings on the knife not match Brett Stokes? I mean, she's got 'motive' tattooed on her forehead.
Danny Messer: Hey, don't kill the messenger...see what I did there?
Stella Bonasera: Cute.

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[Stella has just won a bet that she and Mac made on the outcome of the dog show]
Mac Taylor: You're going to make me pay?
Stella: Yeah, I'm going to make you pay.
Mac: I thought you were kidding.
Stella: Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

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Maka: [about Hannah Bloom] Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'cold feet'.
Danny: If I said something like that, you'd call me insensitive.
Maka: No, I'd ask if you wanted to get a drink later. I'm attracted to a man with a dark sense of humor.
Mac: Do you two want to be alone? I'll just drag the body outside.

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[Danny is looking through a ladies' magazine, looking for a sample of lotion found on a murder weapon]
Stella: You know, if you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Danny Messer: Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your eyelashes? That's amazing!

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Hawkes: At first, I thought this might have been a postmortem dog bite.
Mac: Those are no canine's canines.

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Danny Messer: Usually when you stab somebody, you know the guy's name. It's just common courtesy.
Theodore Gates: Well, I didn't stab anyone. [to Stella] What on earth is he talking about?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Your DNA was found on the knife that was used to stab Michael Starling.
Theodore Gates: I see. Was it a Swiss Army Knife?
Danny Messer: Nice job, you got it on the first try.
Theodore Gates: [to Stella] Is it necessary that he be here?
Danny Messer: What? What's the matter, am I too old for you?

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Det. Stella Bonasera: [disgusted] Pedestrian rage. Why do I even ask?

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Stella: Son of a bitch!
Mark Stutz: Makes you want to murder 'em, don't it?
Det. Stella Bonasera: [Stella doesn't respond to his comment] Get in the car.

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Mac Taylor: We've got the best forensics tool money can't buy. Snow.

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[Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing]
Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Mac Taylor: Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?
Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Stella Bonasera: I'm not much into baseball, but A-Rod's kind of hot.

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