CSI - NY Quotes

Sheldon: You know what my favorite games was when I was a kid?
Mac: Jacks?
Sheldon: Operation.
[He holds up a pair of tweezers and then uses them to remove a bullet from the body of a gunshot victim]
Mac: His nose didn't buzz red. Well done!

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Mac: [to Stella] I love the smell of a cover-up in the afternoon, don't you?

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Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Mac Taylor: Work.
Stella: What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

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Robert Costa: I'm as American as you are. Andover, Columbia undergrad, and a master's from Yale.
Flack: Yeah? Guess what? Where I come from, it still makes you a foreigner.

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Tom Martin: Your tactics don't frighten me.
Mac: It's not my tactics you need to worry about. It's my results.

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Det. Mac Taylor: So she came in with the sheets? Where'd they come from?
Det. Don Flack: Hotels. Don't worry there's only about seventy thousand hotels in this town.

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Tom Martin: There are a lot of men in this country who look like me. Average.
Det. Mac Taylor: Don't sell yourself short. You're unique. Or at least your blood is.

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Det. Don Flack: What do you need roofies for, anyway?
Tony Garcia: I have a sleep disorder.
Det. Don Flack: You provide security. It's your job to stay awake.

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Delroy: I can't feel my ribs!
Aiden Burn: Oh, you will soon, and it's gonna hurt like a bastard.

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Flack: There's nothing more depressing than looking at a rich kid's moneyline.

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[Stella and Flack just leave a loud altercation with Jordan, her father, and their lawyer]
Flack: When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.
Stella: I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?

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Diane the lawyer: My client has nothing to say.
Stella: That's okay. I'm in a chatty mood. [Behind her, Flack smirks]

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Hawkes: The fatal shot to the head was an act of mercy after the beating he took.

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Mac: What did the witness see?
Flack: Nothing. She heard a ruckus through her wall, then the gunshot, discovered him here.
Mac: She ran towards the sound of a gunshot? Must not be a New Yorker.
Flack: [grinning] She's from South Carolina. The whole building's full of students.

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Detective Aiden Burn: Give me your hands.
Shaun Deroy: What's the magic word?
Detective Aiden Burn: Hands!
Shaun Deroy: I wonder how much damage I could do in the two seconds it would take that guard to get in here.
Detective Aiden Burn: Palms up!
Shaun Deroy: I believe I asked you a question.
Detective Aiden Burn: And I'm tellin' you to step back!
Shaun Deroy: Why don't you make...

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Stella Bonasera: Any idea what they used to hit her?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: There's granular particulate matter in her wound. At first I thought it was dirt, but then I took it under the autopsy scope: feldspar, quartz, and a pinch of mica.
Stella: Granite.
Hawkes: Yeah.
Bonasera: So, the murder weapon was a rock.
Hawkes: And judging from the head wound, I would be looking for a rock with a V-shaped edge.
Bonasera: [sarcastically] Oh, well that's good to know. Narrows down my search.

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Mac Taylor: [To Hawkes] You are the man of many talents.
Hawkes: You know, there was this time I wanted to be a sculptor. [Mac looks suprised]

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Flack: Don't hang yourself, Danny.
Danny: You want to know what this feels like? It feels like I'm already being hung.

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[Danny had a chase scene with Tony who climbed a fence and Danny jumped up and caught him]
Danny: If there's one thing I hate more than running, it's leaping. You're not my favorite person today.

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Stella: Why haven't you taken your wedding ring off?
Mac: Because, uh, I don't know. I don't want to.

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Aiden: How does a potential shortstop become a crime-scene investigator?
Danny: That's real easy. Get into a fight, break your wrist, and then graduate from the police academy, top of my class.
Aiden: Dangerous, Danny Messer.
Danny: Very dangerous.

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Stella: A Boston fan in the Bronx? Very brave.
Danny: He's stupid. Very stupid. Boston's tough. New York better get it together.

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Mac: When the Towers fell and Claire died, it was the clearest definition of what is unjust and unfair in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it.

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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Don't make me hold something again!

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Detective Mac Taylor: No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.
Detective Stella Bonasera: If this is the new look for spring, you can count me out.

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Detective Stella Bonasera: Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.
Detective Mac Taylor: And in English?
Detective Stella Bonasera: What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?
Detective Mac Taylor: Sounds so much better in Greek.
Detective Stella Bonasera: [Smiles] Yeah, most things do.

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Mac Taylor: [to Stella] That's what I like about you; you always get the details right.

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Mac: Make any headway with the D.A. finding out who's handling our C.I.?
Flack: Textbook example of an departmental turf battle -- Steve Collins might as well be handled by E.T., as far as I can find out.

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Mac: That's why we don't rely on eyewitness testimony. I saw what I saw, but the evidence knows what was really going on.
Det. Mac Taylor: I can't get a straight answer about who's handling Steve Collins. That means it's federal.

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Steve Collins: You can't touch me!
Det. Mac Taylor: Sure I can.

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