Beauty and the Geek Quotes
Bill: My fantasy has come alive - all of the girls were dressed in Daisy Duke shorts.
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Richard: Not only have I never sensually touched a woman, but I've never not sensually touched a woman.
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Lauren: I think I'm pretty smart. I think my IQ's probably about.... 500!
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Joe: If I got jealous every time a girl went home with another guy, I'd be jealous all of the time.
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Mindi: [About Richard] He doesn't understand that it's okay to make mistakes.
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Cheryl: [About the word "calendar"] I spelled it just like I would've typed it. But then I would've hit "spell check" when I was done.
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Joe: Erika's not the smartest girl...but I have low self esteem when it comes to dating, and she has low self esteem when it comes to how smart she is. So we could both do well to help each other in different areas.
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Erika: Fifth graders today must be really smart, because I'm not following.
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Cheryl: What's the date of D-Day? 1942? 1942 is when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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Caitilin: Sometimes Chuck is talking, and I'm like, "What? Huh?" It doesn't even sound like he's speaking English.
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Eric: Cheryl is probably not a girl I would've met at school. I probably wouldn't have met her in the library.
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Brad: [To Erika] I've never played Doctor before. Is that similar to Go Fish?
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Joe: And then I went into chopping, and then fisting. These terms sound a lot more vulgar than they actually are.
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Caitilin: [About Chuck] If he doesn't agree, I'm going to take that electrical cord and strangle him. And then throw him off that balcony.
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Erika: I realize from being here that I'm kinda shallow. I just go for guys if they're really hot. And they always end up being assholes.
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Caitilin: [About Chuck] I'm gonna eliminate his ass. I'm gonna eliminate him and every other nerd in this fuckin' joint.
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Bill: Cars are my first love, because...unlike girls...they don't talk back.
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Mindi: [Analyzing the game, to Lauren] That's the difference between them and us. They have no lives, and we do.
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Chuck: The thing for Richard is, it's easier being laughed at for being the buffoon than being laughed at for being himself.
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Todd: [About Chuck's clothing choices for Caitilin] Chuck, Caitilin is so beautiful! It made me question if you even liked her.
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Mindi: [About the swimsuit that Richard picked out for her] I really felt that I was walking around with poop in my pants.
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