CSI - Miami Quotes
Stetler: I suppose I owe you an apology.
Horatio(to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
Horatio(to Stetler): The man you owe an apology to... [Whispers.] ...just left the room.
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Speed: [To men harassing Cookie Devine.] Hey, why don't you guys take a walk.
1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?
Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1st Guy: No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.
Speed: Get lost.
Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.
1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man.
2nd Guy: Yeh, buddy, hey, hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha.
Speed: I'm serious. Get out o' here.
1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead?
Speed: [Showing his gun and badge] How about I arrest you? For harassing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that?
1st Guy: No problem. We didn't mean anything, sir.
2nd Guy: Sorry, Officer.
Speed: Get lost.
Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.
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Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work.
Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Horatio: Mission accomplished.
Horatio: I guess it's not good for you, Rick, unless you've arrested any police officers.
Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked.
Horatio: Mission accomplished.
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Horatio: Fraud, theft, embezzlement...
Yelina: Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
Horatio: Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.
Yelina: Look at the victims, rich men in their 50's and 60's.
Horatio: Broke their hearts... then broke their bank accounts.
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Speed: This car is just a bad investment, just happy I have my bike.
Horatio: Someday you may need something with doors.
Speed: Well, I got plenty of time for that.
Horatio: Someday you may need something with doors.
Speed: Well, I got plenty of time for that.
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[Tripp and Eric investigate a speedboat drive-by.]
Tripp: Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.
Eric: Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.
Tripp: Someone was getting busy, must be at least 30 cartridges down there.
Eric: Yeah, all 9-millimeter, the guy thought he was Tony Montana.
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Calleigh: You're crazy, you know that?
Ryan: What? For taking the initiative?
Calleigh: You could have been gator bait on your first day.
Ryan: I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.
Ryan: What? For taking the initiative?
Calleigh: You could have been gator bait on your first day.
Ryan: I sacrificed my lunch, please, just...remember that.
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[Horatio nails down a suspect.]
Horatio: Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane. You...are a liar and now a killer. For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.
Horatio: Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane. You...are a liar and now a killer. For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.
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Claudia: I love him, I'd die for him.
Horatio: Yes, but...would you kill for him?
Horatio: Yes, but...would you kill for him?
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Calleigh: My dad's come to turn himself in, I was thinking Detective Tripp would be best.
Kenwall Duquesne: My car was involved in an incident last night.
Horatio: Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
Calleigh: My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
Horatio: So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
Kenwall Duquesne: My car was involved in an incident last night.
Horatio: Is the Scotch on your breath related to that incident?
Calleigh: My dad took a drink to calm his nerves before he came in, I witnessed it.
Horatio: So the blood-alcohol test is not going to help us, then? You do realize you're riding the line on this, right?
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Alexx: We'd have a better chance of finding what isn't broken in this girl. Poor baby, both arms shattered, torso twisted like a corkscrew.
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Calleigh: [After Ryan extracts glass off of her father's jacket.] You didn't tell me there was any broken glass in the car.
Ryan: What I told you was that I wasn't finished.
Ryan: What I told you was that I wasn't finished.
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Calleigh: Take another one.
Kenwall Duquesne: What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
Calleigh: You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!
Kenwall Duquesne: What?! That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
Calleigh: You came to me for help, I'm offering you help, take another drink!
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Alexx: What are the odds, huh? 100 people throw golf balls at the site of the death.
Horatio: Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?
Horatio: Those odds are very slim, so the question becomes, was the mob sent to draw us to the crime scene or to destroy it?
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Horatio: You have an ID on him, Alexx?
Alexx: No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.
Horatio: Respiratory failure.
Alexx: Wouldn’t be the first one to drink himself to death.
Alexx: No, not yet, I know he died with an empty stomach and a full bladder, strong smell of alcohol.
Horatio: Respiratory failure.
Alexx: Wouldn’t be the first one to drink himself to death.
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Yelina: I ran those credit cards, looks like Madonna Arias charged $500 dollars worth of gas since yesterday.
Horatio: That’s an interesting ability for a dead woman.
Horatio: That’s an interesting ability for a dead woman.
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Suspect: "You’re a dead man" is just an expression.
Eric: No, legally, it’s a threat.
Eric: No, legally, it’s a threat.
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Calleigh: Do you think the parents have any idea that they're paying for their kids to have sex with teachers and buy their grades?
Eric: I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.
Eric: I don't know, but it makes me realize what an angel I was.
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Justin: Stephanie, if I knew it was you, I would have never...
Stephanie: Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
Stephanie: Yes, you would, that's why I've always liked you, Justin...you're honest.
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[About the peacocks at Donny's place]
Yelina: These are guard dogs.
Horatio: Yup, with feathers.
Yelina: These are guard dogs.
Horatio: Yup, with feathers.
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Brooks: You'd be surprised about how aware these kids are about their rights.
Horatio: No, I wouldn't.
Horatio: No, I wouldn't.
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Calleigh: Martin Gillespie is one of Miami's best defense attorneys.
Eric: That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
Calleigh: And why our job just got a lot harder!
Eric: That would explain why his son's answers were so smooth.
Calleigh: And why our job just got a lot harder!
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[Ryan tries to get a DNA sample from a possible suspect.]
Venus: So serious. That's hot.
Ryan: Open your mouth.
Venus: Guys usually say please.
Ryan: What's the name of the Buckeye State?
Venus: What's a buckeye?
Ryan: Say Ohio.
Venus: Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.
Venus: So serious. That's hot.
Ryan: Open your mouth.
Venus: Guys usually say please.
Ryan: What's the name of the Buckeye State?
Venus: What's a buckeye?
Ryan: Say Ohio.
Venus: Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.
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Ryan: Oh, you've got an alibi.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
Ryan: [to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
Calleigh: We love alibis.
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Calleigh: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.
Ryan: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
Ryan: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
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Ryan: I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.
Calleigh: You took my class. [She smiles]
Calleigh: You took my class. [She smiles]
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Peters: ...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.
Ryan: [Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
Calleigh: There was only one chick on our stall door list.
Ryan: [Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
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Eric: There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
Horatio: Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
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