CSI - Miami Quotes
[Eric inspects the plane wreckage.]
Eric: I've got a scrape here.
Speed: Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.
Eric: I've got a scrape here.
Speed: Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.
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Horatio: I think this one has been helped along.
Yelina: You mean sabotage?
Horatio: Nope, I mean murder.
Yelina: You mean sabotage?
Horatio: Nope, I mean murder.
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Eric: If the evidence is equivocal, we've got to go with the only witness.
Speed: Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.
Speed: Yeah, the other one's dead, that helps.
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Speed: Amnesia, huh? That's pretty convenient...maybe she's got an evil twin we can interrogate.
Eric: Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.
Speed: It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.
Eric: Look, she has a concussion, memory loss is common.
Speed: It'll all come back to her once she gets an attorney.
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[Frank and Calleigh reenact a concert shooting.]
Calleigh: Can you be my bodyguard?
Tripp: Only if I can call you Whitney.
Calleigh: Can you be my bodyguard?
Tripp: Only if I can call you Whitney.
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[One of the bodies in a morgue freezer comes back to life.]
Alexx: It's Alexx, are there any Rescue Units in the building? I need a crew in the autopsy theater immediately, I've got a live one.
Alexx: It's Alexx, are there any Rescue Units in the building? I need a crew in the autopsy theater immediately, I've got a live one.
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Thugg-G: Yeah, you know, I did some major dirt back in the day, but it's in the past, you know, I did my time.
Horatio: And you're about to do some more.
Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
Horatio: Welcome home.
Horatio: And you're about to do some more.
Tripp: I'm pretty sure you're aware "10-Large" has a restraining order against you, Mr. G, and you violated it.
Horatio: Welcome home.
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[Speed and Eric discuss a rap magazine.]
Eric: ...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.
Speed: Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.
Eric: ...Yeah, but he's just talking trash; in the business, it's all about the streets.
Speed: Right, you've got to keep your pimp hand strong.
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[Speed and Eric are collecting the crowd's cell phones.]
Crowd Girl: Don't you need a warrant or something?
Speed: Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.
Eric: Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.
[The girls hands over her phone.]
Crowd Girl: OK, but what am I supposed to do for 3 hours?
Speed: I don't know, stop talking?
Crowd Girl: Don't you need a warrant or something?
Speed: Yeah, if you want it locked in evidence for 3 years.
Eric: Or you can just give it to us for 3 hours, your choice.
[The girls hands over her phone.]
Crowd Girl: OK, but what am I supposed to do for 3 hours?
Speed: I don't know, stop talking?
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Horatio: I notice there's, hmmm... blood on your jacket.
Bodyguard: It's a busy afternoon.
Tripp: Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.
Bodyguard: It's a busy afternoon.
Tripp: Yeah, your client got shot, nice work.
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Horatio: Is Mr. Large talking?
Tripp: Not to the cops.
Horatio: OK, but the press is fine.
Tripp: Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.
Horatio: Yes, number one... with a bullet.
Tripp: Not to the cops.
Horatio: OK, but the press is fine.
Tripp: Yeah, no doubt this little incident will push his release to number one.
Horatio: Yes, number one... with a bullet.
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Horatio: Dispatch said there were two victims...
Alexx: More, if you count the guy's ego.
Alexx: More, if you count the guy's ego.
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Alexx: The guy's a monster. Or he doesn't know his own strength.
Horatio: Well, he's about...to know ours.
Horatio: Well, he's about...to know ours.
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Horatio: Trail ends here... I want first bite at prosecution, as you know, Florida has the death penalty.
Mac: So does New York.
Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed...since '76.
Mac: Politics.
Mac: So does New York.
Horatio: Yes, but you haven't executed...since '76.
Mac: Politics.
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Horatio: My name is Caine, Miami, CSI, I'm investigating a double-murder case.
Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.
Mac: Detective Mac Taylor, Crime Scene Unit, First Grade, I'm listening.
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Mac: She's reason enough a guy'd want Dad outta the way.
Horatio: And that is motive. In any state.
Horatio: And that is motive. In any state.
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Stella: Davey Penrod, how'd she get that?
Mac: It's New York. You think and it's news.
Mac: It's New York. You think and it's news.
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Stella: Okay, fire code says there is a backdoor here, I can't seem to find it.
Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...it's hidden.
Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?
Doorman: [Turning and pointing.] Uh yeah...it's hidden.
Stella: [Smiling] Why don't you try unhiding it?
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Horatio: Mac, I have a 16-year-old girl who is suddenly without parents. I have promised her peace of mind.
Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers. You got a deal.
Mac: I've got an officer's widow who'd like some answers. You got a deal.
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Speed: Call New York Homicide. They'll pick him up.
Horatio: New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.
Horatio: New York Homicide didn't make a promise to Laura Spelman.
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Suspect Lawyer: Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you?
Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
Horatio: Not yet it doesn't...Not yet.
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[Calleigh and Speed go through a pornstar's apartment.]
Speed: She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.
Calleigh: You know, Valera said she's famous.
Speed: Well, Valera would know.
Speed: She's got to have her own aisle at the video store.
Calleigh: You know, Valera said she's famous.
Speed: Well, Valera would know.
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[Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner.]
Jeffers' Lawyer: My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
Horatio: Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.
Jeffers' Lawyer: My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
Horatio: Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.
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Yelina: Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.
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Eric: Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market. [Alexx gives Eric a look.] ...I've heard.
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Patrol Officer: Yeah, she's a porn star.
Horatio: She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.
Horatio: She is also someone's daughter...and that is what we'll focus on.
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[Calleigh and Valera talk about the victim, who is a porn star.]
Valera: Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?
Calleigh: Me? Where do I see them?
Valera: Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.
Calleigh: No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.
Valera: Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.
Valera: Have you seen Ashley Anders' movies?
Calleigh: Me? Where do I see them?
Valera: Oh, clubs, parties.... You know, out.
Calleigh: No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places, Valera.
Valera: Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.
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