Ugly Betty Quotes

Betty Suarez: [via text messsage] You're about to hear a cough. That's me saying hello.
Henry: [via text messsage] You're about to hear a sneeze. That's me saying hello.
Giovanni: You're about to hear a gag. That's me... gagging.

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Betty Suarez: I don't think I've ever seen a butterfly come out of it's cocoon before.
Olivia: Everyone talks about the miracle of birth. I think re-birth is even more of a miracle.
Betty Suarez: Oh, I think he's struggling.
Olivia: Oh, he can handle it. I suspect caterpillars stay in their cocoon's a little longer than they really need to. It's got to be scary... to change into a whole new thing.
Betty Suarez: Wow. He's so beautiful. Oooh... but the caterpillar's just... gone.
Olivia: Aw... he's still in there. Other people just see the wings... and the colors. I'll always see the caterpillar.

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Betty Suarez: I'm going to get Daniel a new horse to ride... That didn't sound as dirty in my head.

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Betty Suarez: Oh, look, here's some of my friends.
Amanda Tanen: Just because we're sharing an elevator, doesn't mean we're friends.
Betty Suarez: Marc, Amanda, this is uh, Justin.
Marc St. James: Oh, so that's pregnancy weight! [Amanda laughs]
Betty Suarez: Um, no, he's my nephew.
Justin Suarez: [looks down at Amanda's shoes] OH MY GOD! Manolo Blahniks Spring 2004!
Marc St. James: [gasps] Wearing two-year-old shoes! Even I didn't catch that. [to Betty]
Marc St. James: Definitley not your son.

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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Wow! That was... that was nice of you.
Betty Suarez: See? I'm not a Mode-girl. A Mode-girl wouldn't have done that.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Yeah, I guess not. But, that's okay. I don't want it back.
Betty Suarez: Why?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: 'Cause loosing that job was exactly the kick in the butt I needed. It was taking me away from my 5-year plan.
Betty Suarez: What's happening in five years?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: I'm starting my own place. Ya know, Gio's Sandwich Depot: three hundred seats, a thousand kinds of sandwiches and the world's longest condiment bar. You name it, it's on there. Go ahead, name one.
Betty Suarez: Um... mustard?
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Of course there's going to be mustard there! Come on, use your imagination.
Betty Suarez: Sorry, you caught me off-guard.
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Gio's going to be huge!

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Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: Okay, Chicken and Cheese Special on a Baguette, no chicken, no cheese... no baguette. [to Betty]
Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: I just sold her a plate of lettuce for seven bucks.
Betty Suarez: Yes, but that's her breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So really, it's a bargain.

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Justin: I don't want flan...I'll get fat!

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Daniel: Thank you; but it is Daniel, not Danny.
Wilhelmina: [deadpan] What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc.
Marc: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Wilhelmina: Shh. Purge this from memory.

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Amanda: She's so fabulously douchey.

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Amanda: They don't call him "the Tripod" because he's a photographer, if you catch my drift.

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Daniel: [seeing Betty's braces and wide smile while introducing himself to his staff] I realize I have some awful big teeth — shoes — to fill.

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Betty: How do you know what "the book" is?
Justin: Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.

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Gina: But remember, Betty, I'm a bad seed. I did a year in Juvi!

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Hilda: Bitch! Out my house!

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[Hilda and Gina engage in a catfight. Hilda pulls out Gina's weave.]
Gina: You're payin' for this!
Hilda: I guess we owe you $4000... and 50 cents.

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Fashion TV Presenter: Remember, we only make others feel bad to make you feel good.

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Betty: That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!

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Marc: Did you see her facelift? Lawsuit!

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Betty: You broke up with me.
Walter: For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.

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Daniel: Do we really need another editorial on eating disorders?
Very Skinny Woman: It's a lifestyle choice!

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Betty: [to Marc] Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't!

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[Amanda pretends to be Betty.]
Vincent Bianchi: I'm not that stupid. She's never been within ten feet of a hero sandwich in her life.

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Marc: [talking about Betty] The poor cow has no idea we only invited her so people could see she really exists. She's like a real-life Snuffleupagus, only hairier.

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Walter: You had a mango margarita? You used to get dizzy from your astringent.

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Betty: They can't fire us all!
Amanda: Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!

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Marc: [to Justin] Be who you are. Dress how you want... Just learn how to run really fast.

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[Hilda grounds Justin for skipping school.]
Hilda: And no Fashion TV for a month!

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Wilhelmina: That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!

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Daniel: I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?
Betty: The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.

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Christina: [referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!
Betty: What?
Christina: Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Betty: Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!

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