CSI - Miami Quotes

Horatio: You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
Suspect: If you find out, let me know.
Horatio: That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.

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Calleigh: So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.
Ryan: Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
Calleigh: What ever happened to "get a room"?

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Hungarian Girl: Good America or bad America?
Horatio: Good America.

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Horatio: [About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.] Aren't there special agents that are designed to supervise these people?
Ms. Eckhart, from ABC: We are a little understaffed at the moment...budget cuts.
Horatio: And that's what you want me to tell her parents? Budget cuts?

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[Calleigh and Ryan just starting the interrogation of a suspect.]
Venus: Can we do this later? I have a facial.
Calleigh: We have a murder.

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Ryan: 'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.
Calleigh: You took my class.

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Ryan: Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
Alexx: [Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Ryan: Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.

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[Ryan lifts a hair from the victim.]
Ryan: The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and... possibly Persian... although he may have had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.
Alexx: Cat hair?
Ryan: Even killers have pets.

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Calleigh: Find anything?
Horatio: Actually, it’s the absence of something that’s interesting.

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Rebecca Nevins: Exonerating evidence? Didn't know you had any...
Horatio: Stick around. I'm full of surprises.

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Tripp: The jury was in one week of deliberations.
Horatio: No need now. The verdict is in.

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Horatio: [To Stetler about Yelina]: If you ever touch her again, I'm going to kill you.

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Horatio: Frank, take a look at this bullet, 5.7 28mm, not from this gun.
Tripp: That’s a monster caliber, it could penetrate up to 48 layers of Kevlar. Something tells me this guy was planning something big.
Horatio: And not alone... Frank, it turns out the wave is not the only thing about to hit Miami.

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Eric: Shooting at his own guy?
Calleigh: The robbers turned on each other. It's not a team I'd want to be on...

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Horatio: I guess you kill people when they lose their value, hmm?
Riddick: Law of the jungle, boss!
Horatio: That's going to come in handy where you're going...

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[About the bank vault that was robbed.]
Eric: Half the millionaires in Latin America probably use this place.
Tripp: There are a lot fewer millionaires now than there were this morning...

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Ryan: (Walking into the ME exam room as Alexx performs a post) Alexx... He doesn't have a head. Where'd the head go?

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Female Suspect: [About being scratched.] I have a cat, that's how they show affection.
Tripp: Pick up any habits from them?

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Horatio: Hang on, there's a problem. Take a look at that address.
Calleigh: 1126 Charthouse Drive, it's in the Grove.
Horatio: Miami Beach Cafe, which is right on the water, is at 1020 Charthouse, right? So 1126 would probably make his front door out in the Atlantic, wouldn't it?

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Tripp: [sees spider crawl out of dead man's mouth] Bluh. I'm never eating shellfish again.

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Horatio: Maybe dead men do tell tales.

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[Calleigh has a warrant to pump Brian's stomach for human flesh]
Brian: You're crazy! you think this is going to bring Chip back?
Calleigh: Maybe a part of him?

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Alexx: So, this is what a pirate looks like?
Horatio: You were expecting an eye patch?
Alexx: Maybe a shoulder parrot.

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[Horatio and Tripp find a boat smugling RPG launchers.]
Tripp: That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.
Horatio: The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.

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Darryl: I've got nothing to say.
Yelina: Thats very interesting since we haven't asked you any questions yet.

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Yelina: How 'bout you answer our questions?
Darryl: [mocking her accent] How 'bout yoo learn to speak eenglish?
Horatio: Darryl...
Darryl: I'm not answering questions for some Puerto Rico cop.
Horatio: Darryl- that is Det. Salas, and she is attempting to give you a chance, but you are too stupid to use it.

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Eric: We'll start by confiscating your computers: hunting down your E-mail contacts. And then track your credit card purchases, club memberships, magazine subscriptions... Everything we need to do until all of you are rooted out. Because we never close!
Horatio: Ever!

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Horatio: You, my friend, just went from selling cars...to making license plates.

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Horatio: You were waiting by the phone, Rick?
Stetler: Delko's our only witness, I got questions.
Horatio: Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.

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Calleigh: Hey, Alexx, I need an unbiased opinion.
Alexx: Ha! Ha! People only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them.
Calleigh: You are very smart.
Alexx: That much I know, honey.

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