CSI - Miami Quotes

Alexx: This man didn't fall, someone fell on him.
Yelina: All right, so where's the guy who crushed him?
Alexx: You don't fall three stories to get up and run away.
Horatio: You do if you've got something to hide.

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[Horatio believes Stetler hit Yelina.]
Stetler: Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...
Horatio: Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick?
Stetler: There is no woman in this case.
Horatio: There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

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Ryan: You know, Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD.
Eric: [Grins.] Sounds like someone I know. So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister?
Ryan: [Thinks for a moment, looks in a shoe box, where he finds it.] Bingo!
Eric: Twisted minds think alike.

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Calleigh: You know, the truth was there the whole time, if you had bothered to investigate...
Stetler: You don't know my job.
Calleigh: Lucky for you, I know mine.

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Horatio: Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!

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[Talking to an AA group visiting the morgue, showing them a car crash victim, Glen Monroe.]
Alexx: He chose to drink and drive, so you remember Glen Monroe, and deal with your problem before you make it mine.

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[Horatio and Ryan go through some evidence.]
Horatio: What about Sal's tie?
Ryan: Nope, nothing.
Horatio: What about inside Sal's tie?
[Horatio grabs a scalpel and cuts the tie open. There's blood inside.]
Ryan: Horatio, I, mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.
Horatio: Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.

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Suspect: I didn't kill my brother's wife.
Horatio: Then why do you look so guilty?

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Calleigh: Guy forces a couple on a ride, crashes the car, kills the woman, leaves the money. That doesn't sound like any car-jacking I've ever heard of.
Horatio: Join the club.

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Horatio: You know, even the best of families have bad apples.
Morgan Coleman: And the rest of us pay...

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Alexx: Drunk drivers bend. They don't break...

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Ryan: Y'know back in Patrol we would call something like that 'hinky'
Calleigh: You know what, Ryan? CSI still does.

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Calleigh: Why would Ana Garcia willingly give us the murder weapon?.
Eric: Either she doesn't know or she's a great actress. She claimed she was just making the bed.
Calleigh: Well, I guess now she's going to have to lay in it.

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Horatio: So you're admitting you killed Calvin?
Gang Member: You know my homeboy, Hector, he wanted a chance, just got jumped in... he wanted his first. I said go ahead, unfortunately homeboy was a bad shot. I took a murderer off the streets, man, just like you. Case closed, Ese.
Horatio: How civic-minded of you.

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Horatio: [To a gang member.] ...two dead, four injured, a phone call you made produced quite a hefty body count and, in my world, that's called accessory to felony murder.

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Yelina: ...collateral damage, gang shoot-outs usually go down in the streets in their own territories. This time, it was in a public place.
Horatio: So they brought the war to us... now we're going to take it to them.

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Horatio: Frank, I understand that you and Ramon have some history.
Tripp: Yeah, I've been arresting this guy since he was about yea-high! You're getting' up there, Ramon. Are you out of your teens yet?
Ramon Morales: Twenty-one.
Tripp: Wow! We're talking adult diapers with your crowd. Congrats on still breathing!

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Parts Dealer: A sick dub-deuce like that gets me like ten grand! I'd rather not mess with my client base, if you know what I mean...
Eric: I imagine most in your "client base" aren’t Boy Scouts...

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Yelina: This is my case. I don't need you to tell me how to run it.
Rebecca: Yours for now, but it's gonna be mine later. Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.

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Calleigh: So how does a junior homecoming queen end up robbing mini-marts with a guy like Jojo?
Ryan: Well, some women are just attracted to bad boys.
Calleigh: [Smiling] Oh, really? Do tell.
Ryan: Oh, come on, like you've never been tempted... They're dangerous and unpredictable...

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Ryan: Kill a cop in cold blood, steal his gun, that takes some stones.

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Horatio: Mitsubishi, with stolen tags.
Calleigh: I’m going to put out a broadcast, armed and dangerous.
Horatio: Yes, and low-profile please.
Calleigh: How low?
Horatio: Ground-level.
Calleigh: Spike-strips!

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Ryan: So what are we going to do with our high-school girl?
Calleigh: Give her detention.

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Ryan: I think one dead cop is enough anyway.
Jojo: The day’s still young, anything's possible.

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Ryan: Lingerie... makeup... looks like our Catholic schoolgirl had a dark side!
Horatio: Yes, and getting darker by the moment...

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[Alexx finds a piece of penile skin in a victim's mouth]
Eric: So there was a fight or just bad oral hygiene?
Alexx: Or just bad oral.
Eric: No comments.

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Tripp: Tell me again where you mislaid your wife?

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Elliott: Are you trying to bar us?
Horatio: Put it this way, I can make things very difficult for you.
Elliott: I won't forget this.
Horatio: I'm counting on it.

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Eric: They were counterfeiting their way into the American dream.
Calleigh: I guess they picked the wrong city, didn't they?

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Horatio: Know the bomb, know the bomber.

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