CSI - Miami Quotes
Eric: [To Valera, about plastic surgery] Speed had this girlfriend a while back and she looked like she stood in a wind tunnel.
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Doctor: You've never made a mistake, Lieutenant?
Horatio: Not one I was forced to bury.
Horatio: Not one I was forced to bury.
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Alexx: [Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.] Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."
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Process Server: [Bringing a civil suit for the dead doctor, rings the bell] Dr. Carlos Garza?
Speed: He doesn't live here anymore.
Process Server: Where does he live?
Speed: He doesn't.
Speed: He doesn't live here anymore.
Process Server: Where does he live?
Speed: He doesn't.
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Pete Tolson: Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard!
Horatio: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.
Horatio: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, he just put you away for life.
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Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...
Alexx: Timmy, I know.
Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...
Alexx: Timmy, I know.
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Calleigh: People might play nicer with a fender bender if they knew 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
Alexx: Is that true?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Alexx: Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
Alexx: Is that true?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Alexx: Then I'll think a little harder next time before I flip someone the bird.
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Calleigh: What is that? Some kind of lotion?
Speed: Looks like skin moisturizer.
Calleigh: Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.
Speed: Looks like skin moisturizer.
Calleigh: Great! Well that narrows it down to everyone in the state of Florida, plus the tourists.
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Horatio: Dale, the problem with sexual predators is that they don't get satisfied by the kill, they get turned on by it.
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Eric: Pattern marks on the stock, don't know how I could have missed them.
Calleigh: I know, your eyes were cooked.
Calleigh: I know, your eyes were cooked.
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[Eric's eyes hurt after surviving a flash fire.]
Tripp: Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
Eric: Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.
Tripp: Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
Eric: Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.
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[After surviving a flash fire.]
Alexx: Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
Alexx: Thought I was going to end up wearing a toe-tag on my own table.
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Alexx: Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?
Eric: Everybody's a comedian!
Eric: Everybody's a comedian!
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Horatio: So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?
Dale Stahl: Yeah.
Horatio: And they say that chivalry is dead.
Dale Stahl: Yeah.
Horatio: And they say that chivalry is dead.
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[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
Horatio: What would that be?
Danny Cato: The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
Horatio: You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
Horatio: What would that be?
Danny Cato: The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
Horatio: You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.
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Speed: How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.
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Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a patrol officer and a glorified trash collector.
Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?
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Horatio: What else did you take?
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
[The patrol officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains.]
Patrol Officer: Hey, it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a patrol cop.
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Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines, Officer. Celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.
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Speed: Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?
Calleigh: I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
Speed: So she's a swimmer.
Calleigh: Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
Calleigh: I think it's something else...look at the legs; they're long and muscled.
Speed: So she's a swimmer.
Calleigh: Not for the girls' team, she isn't.
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Officer: The guy who called this in?
Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.
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Calleigh: [Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is. And it's not Mountain Dew.
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Horatio: That's an interesting shovel you have there, did you do some digging lately?
Steve: I planted a tree, Detective.
Horatio: Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
Steve: I planted a tree, Detective.
Horatio: Did you use a dead body as fertilizer, Steve?
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Eric: You'd be surprised how many criminals stop to pick up their supplies on their way to the crimes.
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Calleigh: And we're very good at giving testimony.
Horatio: So Joe, two words: Murder...One.
Horatio: So Joe, two words: Murder...One.
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Eric: So that means you have his name and address?
Clerk: In the system...
[Long pause.]
Eric: Well, could you show it to me...please?
Clerk: In the system...
[Long pause.]
Eric: Well, could you show it to me...please?
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Calleigh: Well, when we get close to tool marks and ink processing, I'll call you.
Peter Elliott: If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.
Calleigh: Well. I've got goosebumps.
Peter Elliott: If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.
Calleigh: Well. I've got goosebumps.
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[A robber is about to draw a gun on Horatio.]
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it!
[The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.]
Horatio: They never listen.
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