CSI - Crime Scene Investigation Quotes
Ray: It's always very difficult to accept the truth about people. Especially about people that we love. Denying it doesn't make it go away.
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Greg: Instead of coming back for her stuff, she comes back for revenge.
Ray: Well, revenge is one thing, but, uh... shoving his dead wife's ashes down his throat and slicing him up... that's a monster.
Ray: Well, revenge is one thing, but, uh... shoving his dead wife's ashes down his throat and slicing him up... that's a monster.
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Nick: How you doing?
Catherine: I'm still in one piece.
Nick: Yeah, you should probably get checked out anyway.
Catherine: That's usually my line.
Nick (laughs): Hey, you're always taking care of me. How about I take of you for a change?
Catherine: Okay. Thanks, Nicky.
Catherine: I'm still in one piece.
Nick: Yeah, you should probably get checked out anyway.
Catherine: That's usually my line.
Nick (laughs): Hey, you're always taking care of me. How about I take of you for a change?
Catherine: Okay. Thanks, Nicky.
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Ray: You know what I believe? I believe that people that bring suffering and pain into this world should have it repaid to them tenfold, either in this world or the next one.
Doc Robbins: Careful. Evil has a way of making friends with the good and dragging them into the darkness.
Doc Robbins: Careful. Evil has a way of making friends with the good and dragging them into the darkness.
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Dr. Aden: Knowledge demands its payment.
Ray: It's always nice when somebody picks up the bill for you, though.
Ray: It's always nice when somebody picks up the bill for you, though.
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Dr. Aden: San Francisco girl, huh? Left my heart, and half my cerebral cortex in Frisco. You ever see The Dead play the Fillmore?
Sara: No, uh... too busy with the dead everywhere else.
Dr. Aden: Lucky you.
Sara: No, uh... too busy with the dead everywhere else.
Dr. Aden: Lucky you.
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Ray: (to prisoners) Listen up! I want your sneakers! I want your jumps! I want your DNA! I want to see your hands! I want to see your eyes! This man you killed was a cop! So there will be consequences! Prison will not protect you!
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Catherine [to Greg]: Running from another stripper?
Greg: Burlesque dancer. And that's not funny.
Greg: Burlesque dancer. And that's not funny.
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Ray: You know, when a man lets his wife down, loses her... sometimes he can lose himself. When your marriage fails, what no one tells us is that it makes us feel like we've failed somehow.
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Ray: Some people...just can't ask for help. They don't know how.
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Debra: I had to get her out of there. I mean, it was for her own good!
Ray: Usually, when people say they're doing something for the good of others, that usually means they're doing it for themselves.
Ray: Usually, when people say they're doing something for the good of others, that usually means they're doing it for themselves.
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Heather: Doctor, you want legitimacy. You want to know that it's okay to lose the muzzle for a while. I can say this: The good Dr. Langston isn't going to catch Nate Haskell.
Ray: If I give in to my nature, I won't catch him...I will kill him.
Heather: Yes, you will.
Ray: What becomes of me then?
Ray: If I give in to my nature, I won't catch him...I will kill him.
Heather: Yes, you will.
Ray: What becomes of me then?
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Ray: Hey, it's Ray. I know you're working. I didn't expect you to answer, but, uh... you're the only one I can talk to. The only person who I think will truly understand this. At least, I hope you'll understand when I've done what I have to do. You know, we all make choices... live with the consequences. The only person I have ever loved...is dead. And now... There's only one thing left for me to do. Good-bye, Al.
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Sara (to Greg): We have all had a moment in the dark where we had to fight our way out, and when we did, it was up to the rest of the team to shine a light on that darkness to see what happened. That's our job. I just need to know what I'm dealing with, and then I will deal with it.
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Nick: (to Ray) You know, I'd give you a hug right now, but unfortunately, you're evidence, if you know what I mean.
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[after Greg kicks him out of the lab]
Warrick Brown: Did you take your medication today?
Warrick Brown: Did you take your medication today?
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[after telling Grissom something that Grissom already knows]
Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.
Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you.
Gil Grissom: That would impress me.
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[Cath stares at the body of her deceased ex-husband]
Dr. Al Robbins: Catherine, you can't say goodbye in an autopsy room.
Dr. Al Robbins: Catherine, you can't say goodbye in an autopsy room.
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[Grissom admits to a mistake]
Gil Grissom: What?
Nick Stokes: Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong.
Gil Grissom: I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right".
Gil Grissom: What?
Nick Stokes: Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong.
Gil Grissom: I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right".
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[about an elastic plastic]
Gil Grissom: What's it found in?
Hodges: Greg-Sanders-wear.
Gil Grissom: What's it found in?
Hodges: Greg-Sanders-wear.
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[after Gil Grissom lights up a pickle in the lab]
Gil Grissom: You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college.
Gil Grissom: You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college.
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[Grissom walks by the lab where Greg is playing music]
Gil Grissom: Hey, Sanders, no punk rock.
Greg Sanders: What about Black Flag?
Gil Grissom: Are you nuts?
Gil Grissom: Hey, Sanders, no punk rock.
Greg Sanders: What about Black Flag?
Gil Grissom: Are you nuts?
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[identifying an insect at a crime scene]
Gil Grissom: Dermastidae masculatus.
Sara Sidle: That's Latin for "You're hiding a dead body."
Gil Grissom: Dermastidae masculatus.
Sara Sidle: That's Latin for "You're hiding a dead body."
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[in the autopsy room, looking over fragmented bones]
Dr. Al Robbins: You want a breast or a thigh?
Catherine Willows: It's your kitchen.
Dr. Al Robbins: You want a breast or a thigh?
Catherine Willows: It's your kitchen.
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[Later in the lab]
Sara Sidle: You made my pickle into a light bulb?
Sara Sidle: You made my pickle into a light bulb?
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[liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth]
Sara Sidle: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg Sanders: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.
Sara Sidle: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.
Greg Sanders: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose.
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[Looking for clues in a messy trailer]
Nick Stokes: People are pigs.
Gil Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.
Nick Stokes: People are pigs.
Gil Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.
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[Nick has offered to make a bet on a case]
Warrick Brown: I don't get out of bed for less than a bill.
Warrick Brown: I don't get out of bed for less than a bill.
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[Sara storms in, obviously angry]
Sara Sidle: You weren't in your office.
Gil Grissom: And good morning to you too, Miss Sidle.
Sara Sidle: You weren't in your office.
Gil Grissom: And good morning to you too, Miss Sidle.
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