CSI - Crime Scene Investigation Quotes
Doc Robbins: Put down the saw! Step away from the guitar. You were about to commit murder on an immaculate '62 Fender jazz bass with the original factory paint.
Nick: So, what?
Doc Robbins: For someone from the Great State of Texas, you show very little respect for a true American art form.
Nick: Hey, just 'cause I'm from Texas doesn't mean I like country music.
Nick: So, what?
Doc Robbins: For someone from the Great State of Texas, you show very little respect for a true American art form.
Nick: Hey, just 'cause I'm from Texas doesn't mean I like country music.
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Lynn Stecker: If someone wanted to plant blood, they could do it in any crime scene. What kind of a monster would kill a kid to accomplish that?
Brass: The same kind of monster who couldn't just divorce Samantha Rose.
Brass: The same kind of monster who couldn't just divorce Samantha Rose.
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Hodges: You know, I read something a while back. Said that the distance from home that the average parent would allow their 9 year old to wander had shrunk to a tenth of what it was when I was a kid.
Catherine: The world's a scarier place, that's for sure.
Hodges: Oh, I was terrified back then. But a boy who ventures out thinking the world isn't a place to hide from, shouldn't be proven wrong.
Catherine: The world's a scarier place, that's for sure.
Hodges: Oh, I was terrified back then. But a boy who ventures out thinking the world isn't a place to hide from, shouldn't be proven wrong.
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Vartann: I just don't get these two idiots. They're born into money. They graduated good schools. Their daddies paid for it all.
Catherine: Sounds like you've got an issue with rich people.
Vartann: No. I got an issue with rich kids killing poor kids.
Catherine: Sounds like you've got an issue with rich people.
Vartann: No. I got an issue with rich kids killing poor kids.
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Hodges: And, uh, you can tell Homeland Security that the quantity of radioactive material in this is infinitesimal and poses no threat.
Catherine: Oh, you can tell them. Hang on a second. No. If-if the radiation source is infinitesimal, why are you wearing three lead aprons?
Hodges: Despite my aversion to children, sperm count.
Catherine: Oh, you can tell them. Hang on a second. No. If-if the radiation source is infinitesimal, why are you wearing three lead aprons?
Hodges: Despite my aversion to children, sperm count.
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Wendy [to Hodges]: That's what you're doing, you're lying to children?
Hodges: It's a teaching exercise.
Wendy: It's an exercise in self-love.
Hodges: Just play along and be a role model, please?
Wendy: Uh, no. Why would I play along with you?
Hodges: Because if you can't even imagine yourself out in the field, how will you ever expect Ecklie to?
Hodges: It's a teaching exercise.
Wendy: It's an exercise in self-love.
Hodges: Just play along and be a role model, please?
Wendy: Uh, no. Why would I play along with you?
Hodges: Because if you can't even imagine yourself out in the field, how will you ever expect Ecklie to?
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Hodges: You see, Wendy suspected what I was up to, and she was urging me to come clean. I swear, it'll never happen again. Mea culpa. (to Henry) Can you forgive me?
Catherine: (to Hodges) This is going to go on your permanent record. (to Henry) You got your confession. Happy?
Henry: Hmm.
Catherine: Nobody likes a snitch.
Catherine: (to Hodges) This is going to go on your permanent record. (to Henry) You got your confession. Happy?
Henry: Hmm.
Catherine: Nobody likes a snitch.
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Brass: Okay, let me get this straight, you'd rather do the legwork on a next-of-kin notification you'd rather do that than slog around in the sewer looking for evidence? I mean, that-that is not the down and dirty Sara Sidle I used to know.
Sara: I like to know where haters come from.
Sara: I like to know where haters come from.
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David (walking in the sewer to get the body): I think I bumped into every piece of dog poop and used condom in the city of Las Vegas.
Catherine: Oh, David, suck it up. (sees the body) There he is.
David: Yep, he's dead.
Officer Mitch: David, you think you have a hard job?
David: Well, Officer, I am the one who has to haul him out of here.
Catherine: Oh, David, suck it up. (sees the body) There he is.
David: Yep, he's dead.
Officer Mitch: David, you think you have a hard job?
David: Well, Officer, I am the one who has to haul him out of here.
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Nick: Well, the only way to get something as big as a body into the draining system is through an access point on the line. And this one is the first one upstream.
Greg (looking into the man hole): Looks like there's a service platform down there.
Nick: Mmmhmm.
Greg: Feelin' lucky?
Nick: Well, it is Vegas. After you.
Greg (looking into the man hole): Looks like there's a service platform down there.
Nick: Mmmhmm.
Greg: Feelin' lucky?
Nick: Well, it is Vegas. After you.
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Greg [to Carl]: Okay, you don't have to talk if you don't want to. But if you're smart, you'll write down everything that happened that night. (slides a notepad and a pen over to him) In your own words, so at least we'll have your side of the story. (Carl writes something down, and slides the notepad over to Greg. It reads 'I want a layer.') You want a layer?
Carl: It says lawyer, dude. Don't you know how to read?
Carl: It says lawyer, dude. Don't you know how to read?
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Doc Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he gets a chance to drown. Some people would call that justice.
Ray: We still have to call it murder.
Ray: We still have to call it murder.
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Sara (catching Lindsey looking at files on Catherine's desk): Those files are confidental, Lindsey. You know that. You're lucky your mother didn't catch you.
Lindsey: I'm sorry.
Sara: Something wrong?
Lindsey: Not really.
Sara: Not really, what?
Lindsey: It's just... It seems that Shawn had a really rough life. I was thinking that I could've been a little nicer to him. A couple days ago, he tried to talk to me.
(flashback)
Shawn: Hey, Lindsey, you're mom is a cop or a CSI or something like that, right?
Lindsey: So?
Shawn: I was just curious, um, how does one go about accessing fingerprint databases?
Lindsey: Why you wanna know if you're already in the system?
(end flashback)
Sara: Why would Shawn be interested in fingerprints?
Lindsey: He was hitting on me, obviously. I think he even had a little crush on me.
Lindsey: I'm sorry.
Sara: Something wrong?
Lindsey: Not really.
Sara: Not really, what?
Lindsey: It's just... It seems that Shawn had a really rough life. I was thinking that I could've been a little nicer to him. A couple days ago, he tried to talk to me.
(flashback)
Shawn: Hey, Lindsey, you're mom is a cop or a CSI or something like that, right?
Lindsey: So?
Shawn: I was just curious, um, how does one go about accessing fingerprint databases?
Lindsey: Why you wanna know if you're already in the system?
(end flashback)
Sara: Why would Shawn be interested in fingerprints?
Lindsey: He was hitting on me, obviously. I think he even had a little crush on me.
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Greg: Sounds like Shawn was really trying to change his life.
Catherine: Probably what got him killed.
Ray: It's always easier to embrace hatred than it is to leave it behind.
Catherine: Probably what got him killed.
Ray: It's always easier to embrace hatred than it is to leave it behind.
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David: When a man is dead, a man is dead. Why keep killing him?
Ray: Either you're really angry or having fun too much fun.
Ray: Either you're really angry or having fun too much fun.
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Ray: Porcupine man.
Sara: It looks like he was stuck in a spit and put in front of a firing squad. C.O.D was GSWs to... everything.
Sara: It looks like he was stuck in a spit and put in front of a firing squad. C.O.D was GSWs to... everything.
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Greg: It's hard to get hair into his throat without intimate contact. But I guess you're never too old. Especially with the blue pill. In fact, I know guys my age who are using it. Guys who you know, need the boost. Other guys.
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Greg: It was the Rat Pack at the Sans in '62, it was Elvis at the Hilton in '69, and Knuckles and Nash at the Rampart in '74. This was supposed to be their first reunion in 30 years.
Nick: And I bet you had a ticket.
Greg: Saturday night. Front row.
Nick: And I bet you had a ticket.
Greg: Saturday night. Front row.
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Greg: Legend is Nash was such a boozer, PD kept a cell open for him every time they played in town.
Nick: What do you think? Open bottle of vodka, used glass, one last drink?
Greg: One last laugh.
Nick: What do you think? Open bottle of vodka, used glass, one last drink?
Greg: One last laugh.
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Bobby: There's only one shooting range that has those. And I'm pretty sure you've heard of it.
Sara: I've only been to PD shooting ranges.
Bobby: The tourist in town are ditching Manilow to go to shoot at this place. The ads are every where.
Sara: I've only been to PD shooting ranges.
Bobby: The tourist in town are ditching Manilow to go to shoot at this place. The ads are every where.
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Ray: Where does one find a lot of magnesite around here?
Hodges: You wanna guess where the largest magnesite mine in the U.S is?
Ray: Not really.
Hodges: I'll tell you anyway. It's in the lovely town of Gabbs, Nevada.
Hodges: You wanna guess where the largest magnesite mine in the U.S is?
Ray: Not really.
Hodges: I'll tell you anyway. It's in the lovely town of Gabbs, Nevada.
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Greg (about Knuckles drowning in ice cubes): No prints, the weapon just melts away, looks natural causes. It's the perfect murder.
Nick: Yeah, but where'd the red hair come from? It's not the showgirl's, her's was dyed. And Turpsey's a brunette.
Greg: Nash wears a tupee.
Nick: So what? It's brown.
Greg: Well, having dabbled in the art of descrete hair coloring myself, (Nick smirks) in my younger more, experiemental days. I know a thing or two about callibration of high lights and low lights required to obtain certain effects.
Nick: Yeah, but where'd the red hair come from? It's not the showgirl's, her's was dyed. And Turpsey's a brunette.
Greg: Nash wears a tupee.
Nick: So what? It's brown.
Greg: Well, having dabbled in the art of descrete hair coloring myself, (Nick smirks) in my younger more, experiemental days. I know a thing or two about callibration of high lights and low lights required to obtain certain effects.
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Ray: You know, Doc... I'm against the death penalty, except when it comes to people who kill children.
Doc Robbins: I think they should be tortured first and then guillotined.
Doc Robbins: I think they should be tortured first and then guillotined.
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Sara: I understand not wanting to share the details of your personal life with your co-workers. But when you don't share the fruits of your investigative work...
Catherine: No, he will from now on. He wasn't purposely shutting us out.
Greg: Look, I really like Ray. I think he's a great CSI. But if he doesn't trust us, how can we have his back?
Sara: And how can he have ours?
Catherine: No, he will from now on. He wasn't purposely shutting us out.
Greg: Look, I really like Ray. I think he's a great CSI. But if he doesn't trust us, how can we have his back?
Sara: And how can he have ours?
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Sara: I'll be back to give you a lift home?
Nick: Oh, no way. You're a terrible driver.
Nick: Oh, no way. You're a terrible driver.
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Wendy: How is Nick?
Hodges: I'm assuming he's okay, because he said that if we don't bring him a pizza, he's gonna kick our asses.
Hodges: I'm assuming he's okay, because he said that if we don't bring him a pizza, he's gonna kick our asses.
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Catherine: After losing Warrick, I thought, if I just worked hard enough, if I focused completely on the cases that I-I wouldn't have to think about his death. ... There isn't enough work in the world... I realized that I couldn't do my job without talking to somebody.
Nick: I never knew that about you.
Catherine: Well, I'm-I'm good at hiding things. Like you.
Nick: I never knew that about you.
Catherine: Well, I'm-I'm good at hiding things. Like you.
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Brass: I know your heart is in the right place, Nick, but the family would be more comfortable if you weren't here. Now, I have been were you are. I know how you feel but sometimes the best thing is to walk away. Okay? That's the right thing.
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Mr. Boozell: The manifests don't lie. It's clear that the shark in the pool did not come from my tank.
Sara: Well, it had to come from somewhere.
Mr. Boozell: Well, maybe it checked in last night, VIP. No, VIS... Very Important Shark. He checked in, took a dip in the pool this morning, had a bite to eat. Now he's on the hook for murder.
Sara: Well, it had to come from somewhere.
Mr. Boozell: Well, maybe it checked in last night, VIP. No, VIS... Very Important Shark. He checked in, took a dip in the pool this morning, had a bite to eat. Now he's on the hook for murder.
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