Prison Break Quotes
"David "Tweener" Apolskis: That's slavery yo!
Michael Scofield: That's prison, yo.
Michael Scofield: That's prison, yo.
TV Show: Prison Break
Captain Brad Bellick: Open on forty! Scofield. Found you a new celly. As luck would have it, I found him in the psych ward. You were the only guy with an empty tray, so...
Michael Scofield: Psych ward?
Captain Brad Bellick: You got a problem with that? Because if you do, please feel free to drop it in my suggestion box here. [He taps the toilet]
Captain Brad Bellick: Haywire, get in here! Close it up on forty! Oh, and Scofield? Just a heads up. Don't make eye contact with him.
Michael Scofield: Psych ward?
Captain Brad Bellick: You got a problem with that? Because if you do, please feel free to drop it in my suggestion box here. [He taps the toilet]
Captain Brad Bellick: Haywire, get in here! Close it up on forty! Oh, and Scofield? Just a heads up. Don't make eye contact with him.
TV Show: Prison Break
Lincoln Burrows: You know, for what it's worth, no one forced Sara to do what she did.
Michael Scofield: Whatever gets you through the night.
Lincoln Burrows: What the hell does that mean? I didn't ask you to use her.
Michael Scofield: It's not that simple.
Lincoln Burrows: Whatever gets you through the night, buddy.
Michael Scofield: You know what amazes me Linc? Nothing ever registers with you. Ever. It just rolls right off your back, doesn't it? We ruined Sara's life and it's like you don't even care.
Lincoln Burrows: Is that what you think?
Michael Scofield: We're here and Sara's back there in prison. Does that seem fair to you?
Lincoln Burrows: None of it is fair. Just don't make this about boy loses girl.
Michael Scofield: Who should it be about Linc? Westmoreland? Tweener? LJ?
Lincoln Burrows: Let me stop you right there!
Michael Scofield: Do you remember the name of the guard that was murdered because of the riot I started?
Lincoln Burrows: Shut up Michael. Please.
Michael Scofield: You don't remember his name?
Lincoln Burrows: Shut up!
Michael Scofield: I bet you remember Veronica's name, don't you?
Lincoln Burrows: [pushes Michael very hard. They're both screaming now] You mention her name again and I swear to God!
Michael Scofield: What about T-bag? Linc, he's out there, now! Because of us! You and me! Every life he takes, that's blood on our hands. And for what?
Lincoln Burrows: I didn't ask you to do w
Michael Scofield: Whatever gets you through the night.
Lincoln Burrows: What the hell does that mean? I didn't ask you to use her.
Michael Scofield: It's not that simple.
Lincoln Burrows: Whatever gets you through the night, buddy.
Michael Scofield: You know what amazes me Linc? Nothing ever registers with you. Ever. It just rolls right off your back, doesn't it? We ruined Sara's life and it's like you don't even care.
Lincoln Burrows: Is that what you think?
Michael Scofield: We're here and Sara's back there in prison. Does that seem fair to you?
Lincoln Burrows: None of it is fair. Just don't make this about boy loses girl.
Michael Scofield: Who should it be about Linc? Westmoreland? Tweener? LJ?
Lincoln Burrows: Let me stop you right there!
Michael Scofield: Do you remember the name of the guard that was murdered because of the riot I started?
Lincoln Burrows: Shut up Michael. Please.
Michael Scofield: You don't remember his name?
Lincoln Burrows: Shut up!
Michael Scofield: I bet you remember Veronica's name, don't you?
Lincoln Burrows: [pushes Michael very hard. They're both screaming now] You mention her name again and I swear to God!
Michael Scofield: What about T-bag? Linc, he's out there, now! Because of us! You and me! Every life he takes, that's blood on our hands. And for what?
Lincoln Burrows: I didn't ask you to do w
TV Show: Prison Break
Lincoln Burrows: [answering phone] Yeah?
President Caroline Reynolds: Lincoln Burrows?
Lincoln Burrows: Caroline Reynolds.
President Caroline Reynolds: I understand you have something for me. [silence]
President Caroline Reynolds: You still there?
Lincoln Burrows: Oh, I'm here. It's good to finally talk to you. Wish I had the chance one of those 242 nights I spent on death row, you ...
President Caroline Reynolds: Please just play the tape. [Lincoln holds his phone up to the computer and the recording plays... ]
President Caroline Reynolds: It's awful, I know. But the choice was clear, you needed to be far away from all of this.
Terrence Steadman: I am. I'm the Isle of Terrance, far off to sea.
President Caroline Reynolds: But I'm still here for you. Now listen to me. Don't dwell on the negative.
Terrence Steadman: Some people deserve to dwell, Caroline.
President Caroline Reynolds: You know I'm only a phone call away.
Terrence Steadman: Mmhmm. And 3000 miles. Do - do you know how cold it is here?
President Caroline Reynolds: We talked about this, Terrance. You knew that you would be lonely, but it's only temporary. His appeals process has started already. This is gonna fly by quicker than your twenties. And soon the world will forget all about him. And they'll forget about you too, I promise.
Terrence Steadman: But... it's killing me, not being able to see you. Sweet Caroline.
President Caroline Reynolds: I wanna see you too, but that can't happen right now.
Terrence Steadman
President Caroline Reynolds: Lincoln Burrows?
Lincoln Burrows: Caroline Reynolds.
President Caroline Reynolds: I understand you have something for me. [silence]
President Caroline Reynolds: You still there?
Lincoln Burrows: Oh, I'm here. It's good to finally talk to you. Wish I had the chance one of those 242 nights I spent on death row, you ...
President Caroline Reynolds: Please just play the tape. [Lincoln holds his phone up to the computer and the recording plays... ]
President Caroline Reynolds: It's awful, I know. But the choice was clear, you needed to be far away from all of this.
Terrence Steadman: I am. I'm the Isle of Terrance, far off to sea.
President Caroline Reynolds: But I'm still here for you. Now listen to me. Don't dwell on the negative.
Terrence Steadman: Some people deserve to dwell, Caroline.
President Caroline Reynolds: You know I'm only a phone call away.
Terrence Steadman: Mmhmm. And 3000 miles. Do - do you know how cold it is here?
President Caroline Reynolds: We talked about this, Terrance. You knew that you would be lonely, but it's only temporary. His appeals process has started already. This is gonna fly by quicker than your twenties. And soon the world will forget all about him. And they'll forget about you too, I promise.
Terrence Steadman: But... it's killing me, not being able to see you. Sweet Caroline.
President Caroline Reynolds: I wanna see you too, but that can't happen right now.
Terrence Steadman
TV Show: Prison Break
Philly Falzone: This is about money, isn't it?
Michael Scofield: You're an astute man, Mr. Falzone?
John Abruzzi: What?
Philly Falzone: You're friend here, John, is trying to extort me.
Michael Scofield: Not extortion. Insurance. I plan on being out of here one day. And I don't think my new resume is going to cut it in most places.
Philly Falzone: How much?
Michael Scofield: Two hundred thousand.
John Abruzzi: I'm gonna kill you.
Michael Scofield: Quid pro quo. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
Michael Scofield: You're an astute man, Mr. Falzone?
John Abruzzi: What?
Philly Falzone: You're friend here, John, is trying to extort me.
Michael Scofield: Not extortion. Insurance. I plan on being out of here one day. And I don't think my new resume is going to cut it in most places.
Philly Falzone: How much?
Michael Scofield: Two hundred thousand.
John Abruzzi: I'm gonna kill you.
Michael Scofield: Quid pro quo. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
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Warden Henry Pope: The prison system's a little too crowded for requests based on personality. It's not exactly Sandals out there.
TV Show: Prison Break
Sucre: What’s another word for love?
Michael: What’s the context?
Sucre: Oh, you know... yeah, "I love you so much, I aint never knockin’ over a liquor store again" context.
Michael: What’s the context?
Sucre: Oh, you know... yeah, "I love you so much, I aint never knockin’ over a liquor store again" context.
TV Show: Prison Break
T-Bag: So you see, "friends", either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash!
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Bellick: [to Westmoreland] If you don't tell me who killed Bob before I leave this cell, our friendship goes with it. [Bellick rises] That's a nice cat.
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T-Bag: This is what my auntie used to call Hobo Chicken. One part chicken, two parts spice, and three parts actual hobo.
TV Show: Prison Break
T-Bag: I, uh, know fowl isn't part of a traditional brunch per se, but I have found a lean meat can act as an aparetif to awaken the palet for more subtle flavors and textures such as... Mama mia! Pumpkin cinnamon bread with fresh strawberries and cream!
TV Show: Prison Break
Sara (To Michael): When you first take the job, they tell you never to fall in love with an inmate...
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Tattooist: Most guys, you know, for the first time, they start with something small— mom, girlfriend’s initials, something like that. Not you. You got a full set of sleeves, all in a couple of months. Takes guys a few years to get the ink you got.
Michael: I don’t have a few years.
Michael: I don’t have a few years.
TV Show: Prison Break
Michael: [referring to the vault] I’m not playing games. Open it.
Bank clerk: Sir, you have a half a million dollars cash in your bag, don’t you think it would be better... [Sound of police sirens gets louder]
[Michael fires his gun at the ceiling]
Bank clerk: Sir, you have a half a million dollars cash in your bag, don’t you think it would be better... [Sound of police sirens gets louder]
[Michael fires his gun at the ceiling]
TV Show: Prison Break
Judge: Rarely in a case of armed robbery do we hear a plea of no contest. Are you sure about this, Mr. Scofield?
Michael: I’m sure, Your Honor.
Michael: I’m sure, Your Honor.
TV Show: Prison Break
Judge: Given your lack of prior criminal conduct, I am inclined to a probation. However, the fact that you discharged a deadly weapon during the commission of the crime suggests malice to me. For that reason, I find it incumbent that you see the inside of a prison cell, Mr. Scofield.
TV Show: Prison Break
Judge: The closest level one facility would be Fox River State Penitentiary. As for the term of your sentence, I’m setting it at five years. You’ll be eligible for parole in half that time. Sentence to be carried out immediately.
TV Show: Prison Break
Michael: Maybe you ought to hear what I've got to say.
Abruzzi: You got nothing I need.
Michael: Wouldn’t be too sure of that. [places a bird, made by folding paper, on the table]
Abruzzi: My mistake—just what I need—a duck.
Abruzzi: You got nothing I need.
Michael: Wouldn’t be too sure of that. [places a bird, made by folding paper, on the table]
Abruzzi: My mistake—just what I need—a duck.
TV Show: Prison Break
Lisa: [referring to Lincoln's son, LJ] I figured he could use some fatherly advice before he’s...
Lincoln: Gone forever?
Lisa: I didn’t mean that.
Lincoln: I know you didn’t.
Lincoln: Gone forever?
Lisa: I didn’t mean that.
Lincoln: I know you didn’t.
TV Show: Prison Break
Kellerman: You have a habit of answering a question with a question.
Bishop McMorrow: And you have a way of asking questions that beg more questions.
Bishop McMorrow: And you have a way of asking questions that beg more questions.
TV Show: Prison Break
Veronica: [referring to Lincoln] I loved him as much as you did.
Michael: Past tense for you maybe, not me.
Michael: Past tense for you maybe, not me.
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L.J.: I don’t have a father.
Lisa: It wasn’t an immaculate conception, honey, trust me.
Lisa: It wasn’t an immaculate conception, honey, trust me.
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Pope: I can’t help wondering what someone with your credentials is doing in a place like this.
Michael: Took a wrong turn a few months back, I guess.
Pope: You make it sound like a traffic accident.
Michael: Took a wrong turn a few months back, I guess.
Pope: You make it sound like a traffic accident.
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Pope: Son, it’s better for me to owe you one in here than it is for you to owe me one, I can promise you that.
Michael: I'll take my chances.
Michael: I'll take my chances.
TV Show: Prison Break
Sucre: No good, Fish. No one gets an audience with the Pope—not unless he’s real interested in what you got going on.
TV Show: Prison Break