The Master: I have so few worthy opponents. When they're gone I always miss them.

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The Doctor: First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

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Sanders: I never think twice about anything. Wastes too much time.

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Guard: I think you'll find that most educated people regard mythical convictions as functionally animistic. Personally, I find most experiences border on the existential.

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Glitz: Somehow I always feel foolish saying this... Take me to your leader!

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Cyberman: Effective penetration should be immediate.

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A Dalek: We must find the traitors. The enemy of the Daleks must be destroyed.
Dalek: We are not traitors. We serve our creator Davros.
A Dalek: The Supreme Dalek is your ruler! He must be obeyed at all times.
Dalek: Davros must be honoured.
A Dalek: He must be exterminated. Nothing must interfere in the true destiny of the Daleks! You must be exterminated! Exterminated! [shouts]
A Dalek: Exterminated!

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Castellan Guard: The Castellan will have me shot, sir.
The Doctor: Well, that's all right; I'll have him shot.

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Linx: We're sworn enemies, Doctor. Why should you help me?
Dr. Who: Because I want something from you. If you will let me de-hypnotise the people and send them home, and help me capture Irongron and his men, then I will assist you in the repairs to your spaceship. The weapons you've made for Irongron you can leave here in the castle. When it's empty, you can take-off, destroying castle and weapons at the same time. Alright, Commander Linx, what do you say?
Linx: You wish for my answer, Doctor?
Dr. Who: I do.
Linx: Then here it is. [shoots the Doctor]

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Davros: For the last time. I am your creator! You must, you *will* obey me!
Dalek: We obey no-one. We are the superior beings! [shouts]
Dalek: Exterminate!

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Fitzwilliam: He is said to be the best swordsman in France.
The Doctor: Well, fortunately, we are in England.

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Biroc: The weak enslave themselves.

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Adric: Will Romana be all right?
The Doctor: All right? She'll be superb.

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Adric: So what is a railway station?
The Doctor: Well, a place where one embarks and disembarks from compartments on wheels drawn along these tracks by a steam engine - rarely on time
Nyssa: What a very silly activity.
The Doctor: You think so? As a boy, I always wanted to drive one.

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Adric: Could anyone pass the sodium chloride, please?

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Adric: [sitting atop a big gun, hands on controls] I don't know what these levers do, but it's pointing in your direction.

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The Doctor: The Time Lords are an immensely civilized race. We can control our own environment - we can live forever, barring accidents and we have the secret of space / time travel.

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Hepesh: To the unbeliever, all signs are as dust in the wind.

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Romana: You mean you didn't believe his story?
The Doctor: No.
Romana: But he had such an honest face.
The Doctor: Romana, you can't be a successful crook with a dishonest face, can you?

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Nyssa: You killed my father?
The Master: But his body remains useful.

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Turlough: What is it about Earth people that makes them think a futile gesture is a noble one?

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Sarah: Doctor, are you serious?
The Doctor: About what I do, yes. Not necessarily the way I do it.

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Dalek: We are entombed, but we live on. This is only the beginning. We will prepare, we will grow stronger. When the time is right we will emerge and take our rightful place as [shouts]
Dalek: the supreme power of the universe!

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Countess Scarlioni: Oh, Doctor, I'm quite convinced you're perfectly mad.
The Doctor: Only at my worst. Nobody's perfect.

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The Third Doctor: What's wrong with being childish? I like being childish.

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The Third Doctor: Good grief, man, it's as simple as Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity.

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The Doctor: I think you'll find, Sir, that I'm qualified to deal with practically everything, if I choose.

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The Doctor: I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living.

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Eldrad: Where are your weapons?
The Doctor: [tapping his head] In here.

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The Rani: Outside of these experiments you have absolutely no significance.

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The Seventh Doctor: Time and Time Lord wait for no man.

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The Doctor: Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller in his old police box, his days like crazy paving.

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The Doctor: I don't believe you've met my young friend Ace, an expert in calorification, incineration, carbonization, and inflammation.

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The Doctor: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

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Dalek: We are the superior beings!

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Dalek: The Daleks offer you life.

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Borusa: You have access to the greatest source of knowledge in the universe.
The Doctor: Well, I do talk to myself sometimes.

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Amelia Rumford: I still don't understand about hyperspace.
The Doctor: Well, who does?
K9: I do.
The Doctor: Oh shut up, K9!

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Amelia Rumford: Can I ask you a personal question?
The Doctor: Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking.
Amelia Rumford: Are you from outer space?
The Doctor: No, I'm more from what you would call inner time.

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Count Federico: You can no more tell the stars than I can tell my chamber pot.

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Count Federico: He is but one man.
The Doctor: You can't count, Count.

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The Valeyard: There's nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality.

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The Valeyard: The future? Is it going to be the Doctor's defense that he improves?
The Sixth Doctor: Precisely.
The Valeyard: This I must see.

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Leela: Within the black wall wherein lies paradise.
The Doctor: Is that just religious gobbledygook or is that an actual place?

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Leela: The Evil One.
The Doctor: Well, nobody's perfect, but that's overstating it a little.

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Leela: It was as if there was a sort of glow all around you.
The Fourth Doctor: There was? Well, a kind of St. Elmo's fire, it happens at sea.
Leela: St. Elmo's?
The Fourth Doctor: Yes, it causes a sort of halo effect around the masts of ships.
Leela: Halo?
The Fourth Doctor: Why do you keep repeating everything I say, you're not a parrot, are you?
Leela: Parrot?

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Leela: I don't know what to believe anymore.
The Doctor: Well that sounds healthy, anyway, Leela; never be certain of anything. It's a sign of weakness.

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The Doctor: You know, I am so constantly outwitting the opposition, I tend to forget the delight and satisfaction of the arts... the gentle art of fisticuffs.

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Olvir: I'd hate to end the universe by mistake.

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Styggron: Resistance is inadvisable.

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Capt. Mike Yates: I see. So all we've got to deal with is something which is either too small to see or thirty feet tall, can incinerate you or freeze you to death, turn stone images into homicidal monsters and looks like the devil.
The Doctor: Exactly.

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Tegan: We're perfectly harmless, unfortunately.

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The Master: Who in the whole galaxy is not my inferior? There is not one creature!

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The Master: The whole world can be ours. I only need two things - your submission and your obedience to my will!

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The Master: The human body has a basic weakness. One which I shall exploit to assist in the destruction of humanity.

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The Master: One must rule or serve. That is the basic law of life. Why do you hesitate? Surely it's not loyalty to the Time Lords, who exiled you to one insignificant planet?
The Doctor: You'll never understand. I want to see the universe, not to rule it.

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The Master: Nobody, and nothing, can stop me now!

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The Master: It's always the innocent bystanders who suffer most.
The Third Doctor: What's that supposed to mean?
The Master: [aims pistol] I'm afraid you're about to become the victims of stray bullets.

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The Master: I'm afraid your about to become the victim of stray bullets.

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The Master: I don't know, rocket fire at long range - somehow it lacks that personal touch.

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The Master: How well you know me, Doctor... my strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure.

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The Master: Ah, the tribal taboos of army etiquette. I find it difficult to identify with such primitive absurdities.

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Stor: I am Commander Stor of the Sontaran Special Space Service.
The Doctor: The SSSS. Eh, isn't that carrying alliteration a little far?

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D84: It is a Laserson probe. It can punch a fist-sized hole through six-inch armour plate, or take the crystals from a snowflake one by one.

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The Fifth Doctor: If the freighter crashes into Earth with you onboard, won't that make it rather difficult for you to carry out your task? I mean, you would be very crumpled.

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The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won't thank you for capturing me, they'll kill you.
Stein: I didn't quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I'm a Dalek agent. [daleks enter and surround The Doctor]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! [shouting]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won't thank you for capturing me, they'll kill you.
Stein: I didn't quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I'm a Dalek agent. [Daleks enter and surround The Doctor]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! [shouting]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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The Doctor: Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to the situation.

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The Doctor: Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing.

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The Doctor: Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.

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The Doctor: I'm not helping you, officially. And if anyone happens to ask whether I made any material difference to the welfare of this planet, you can tell them I came and went like a summer cloud.

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The Doctor: How do you feel now?
Tegan: Groggy, sore and bad tempered.
The Doctor: Almost your old self.

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The Doctor: Dreams are important... never underestimate them.

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The Doctor: [on the TARDIS] As an invasion weapon, you'd have to agree that it's about as offensive as a chicken vol-au-vent.

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Lady Camilla: You're wrong. The Doctor is not weaponless. He has the greatest weapon of all: knowledge.

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Garron: I admit I had a great struggle with me conscience. Fortunately, I won.

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Lethbridge-Stewart: You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

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Brigadier: You've been agitating for a new assistant ever since Miss Shaw went back to Cambridge.
The Doctor: Liz was a highly-qualified scientist. I want someone with the same qualifications.
Brigadier: Nonsense. What you need, Doctor, as Miss Shaw has so often remarked, is someone to pass you your test tubes and to tell you how brilliant you are. Miss Grant will fulfill that function admirably.

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Brigadier: Most of their work's so secret, they don't know what they're doing themselves.

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Brigadier: I never thought I'd have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.

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Brigadier: As long as he does the job, he can wear what face he likes.

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Brigadier: A dream? Really, Doctor. You'll be consulting the entrails of a sheep next.

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Brigadier: [ordering his men to fire on a monster] Chap with the wings - five rounds, rapid.

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Poul: Somebody interrupted Chubb - with both hands.

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Omega: My brothers became Time Lords, while I was abandoned and forgotten.
The Doctor: No, not forgotten. All my life I've known of you, and cherished you as our greatest hero.
Omega: A hero? [shouts]
Omega: I should have been a God!

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Omega: Absolute power is absolute freedom.

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Lord Palmerdale: Are you in charge here?
The Doctor: No, but I'm full of ideas.

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Perpugilliam 'Peri' Brown: Is there any intelligent life on this planet?
The Doctor: Apart from me, you mean?

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Ohica: You feign ignorance, Time Lord?
The Doctor: Please, just call me Doctor. I hate all this bowing and scraping.

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Striker: You are a Time Lord, a lord of Time. Are there Lords in such a small domain?

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Cyberleader: Cybermen can survive more efficiently than animal organisms. That is why we will rule the galaxy.

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The Fourth Doctor: Would you mind not standing on me, my hat's on fire.

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The Fourth Doctor: Oh, don't listen to me... I never do.

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The Fourth Doctor: [to Leela after she almost knifes him] It's a good thing your tribe never invented firearms... they'd've woken with a start one morning and wiped themselves out.

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The Doctor: You're working for a madman, you know.
Scorby: He pays well.

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The Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse relationship bewteen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

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The Doctor: You're a beautiful woman, probably.

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The Doctor: You see, if you take any progressive series, it can be converted into binary notation. Now, if you take the sum of the integrants and express the result as a power series, then the indices show the basic binary blocks, only I wouldn't do it if I were you.

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The Doctor: You remember the Mona Lisa? That dreadful woman with no eyebrows who wouldn't sit still?

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The Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering.

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