Teen Titans Quotes

Control Freak: [after all his gadgets fail to stop the Titans East] Those would have worked on the real Titans. Your powers are just... stupid. I don't want to play any more! [teleports away]
Speedy: Did the bad guy just zap himself out of the fight?

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Control Freak: [on screen] You guys were so cool. [teleports in front of the Titans East]
Control Freak: I mean, I didn't think you could pull it off, but you did!
Speedy: I can't believe the bad guy just zapped himself right in front us.

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Control Freak: I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak! [Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be. You will be.

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Slade: Hurry young titans you're running out of time.
Robin: [the door explodes and Robin enters] Actually we just went into overtime.

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[Control Freak is in a Teen Titans chatroom]
Titans Fanboy #1: Robin and Starfire forever!
Titans Fanboy #2: Starfire should be with BB.
Titans Fangirl: No way!

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[Robin offers Starfire some cotton candy]
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white. And it did not taste very good.
Robin: This is different. [both eat some]
Starfire: Mmm... It vanished!
Robin: Yeah. It'll do that.

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Starfire: When I first came to this planet, I did not think I would ever fit in; Earth was full of strange things. But now I see tha-
Robin: Here comes the finale. [fireworks go off and Robin cheers] Ah-mazing.
Starfire: Earth is full of amazing things too.
Robin: Best planet i've ever been to.

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Starfire: She will be a better Titan than I ever was...
Robin: Were you just going to leave without saying goodbye?
Starfire : Robin, I...

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Robin: Loser.
Cyborg: Jerk.
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?!
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!

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Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

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Starfire: [About the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg. [Her powers flare up and crack several TV screens and her hair goes crazy. She pretends not to notice.] ...what?

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Starfire: I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle.
Raven: Tell me about it.

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Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?!
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game--
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
Beast Boy: Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!
Raven: [Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny! Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to your nasty old book and-
Raven: [murmurs] This is a pointless argument over a useless device...

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Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!

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Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint fronting.
Robin: [after a moment of awkward silence] Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

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Beast Boy: I'm not eating meat!
Cyborg: There's no meat in pepperoni!

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Cyborg: Um... don't buses normally have drivers?
Robin: [picks up a teddy bear in the baby carriage they just saved from being smashed by a runaway bus] And don't baby carriages normally have babies?
Gizmo: [through the teddy bear, as it turns to look at Robin] Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

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Beast Boy: Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Raven, Robin: It's just you!

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Beast Boy: That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen.
Raven: It did happen. We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it.
[Beast Boy rubs his right thigh and Raven heals it.]
Beast Boy: Who knew we had a doctor in the house. Thanks...
Raven: No problem...

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Cyborg: Maybe ya'll should call me Flyborg. I was halfway to Gotham city before Star zapped that thing off my back. So what'd I miss?
[Beast Boy and Raven look downcast and do not answer]
Cyborg: Tell me how we kicked their butts. C'mon, I gotta have to play by play.

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Cyborg: [after being hacked into by Gizmo and losing his right arm] We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven't noticed, I just became left-handed!
Raven: Enough! [Takes hood down] We need to control our emotions.
Cyborg: Or what?! Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?!

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Beast Boy: NO! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been...alphabetized! How am I ever gonna find anything?!

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Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.

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Robin: Cotton candy? [Offers some]
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very-
Robin: -this is different.
Starfire: [She eats some] Mmmm...oh! [Laughs] It vanished!
Robin: [Laughs] Yeah, it'll do that.

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Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

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Blackfire: Yo, Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: [Laughing] Good one!
Beast Boy: [To Raven] See? She thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.

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Starfire: Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe.
Raven: Already been. It was open mic and Blackfire wanted to share. Your sister's poetry is surprisingly dark.

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Raven: This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?

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Guy: Hey, hot alien girl. You diggin' the scene?
Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels. [Everybody laughs at her]

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Starfire: Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the "cool moves", and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels!

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