CSI - Crime Scene Investigation Quotes

[suspect shows Cath a picture of a guy]
Suspect: I have THIS guy keeping me at home.
Catherine Willows: Ahhh, did you get that picture from your wallet? I mean, when you bought it?

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[talking to a suspect about a broken mirror at the crime scene]
Sara Sidle: You know that's seven years bad luck.
Captain Jim Brass: More like seven to ten.

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[to a recalcitrant suspect]
Captain Jim Brass: Newsflash. You can't make a deal if you keep your mouth shut.

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[to Grissom upon seeing a bug]
Catherine Willows: Hey, look at that. Your six-legged soul mate.

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[to Warrick]
Catherine Willows: Whatever you say, Superfly.

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Catherine Willows: [looking at a surveillance video of a teenage boy in an elevator] You crack this kid's head open, all that would come out would be T&A.
Greg Sanders: I think you said that about me once.
Catherine Willows: Actually, more than once.

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Catherine Willows: [to Grissom] What would you do without me?

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Catherine Willows: Hey, you.
Warrick Brown: Hey.
Catherine Willows: How uh... are you holding up?
Warrick Brown: I'm fine.
Catherine Willows: You sure?
Warrick Brown: Yeah.
Catherine Willows: ...you're in the women's bathroom.

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Catherine Willows: How old were you when your father died?
Gil Grissom: Nine.
Catherine Willows: Little guy.

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Catherine Willows: If something doesn't feel right to you, it usually isn't.

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Catherine Willows: Lovers and co-workers, that never works.

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Catherine Willows: Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life.
Gil Grissom: I admire that.

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Catherine Willows: So, any luck with the blood and hair samples I gave you?
Greg Sanders: Don't insult me. Luck is only for those without skill.
Catherine Willows: Spoken like a man who's never hit the jackpot.
Greg Sanders: Sad, but true.

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Catherine Willows: The thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility it might come true. And when you lose that possibility it just... kinda... sucks.

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Catherine Willows: We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?
Gil Grissom: Well, unless I get these evaluations in, I'll be written up.
Catherine Willows: My goals... all right, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.
Gil Grissom: You don't have a personal life?
Catherine Willows: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.
Gil Grissom: How can I help? [Her eyes widen]
Gil Grissom: You. Advance, I mean.

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Catherine Willows: What kind of perverse game are you playing here, Gil?
Gil Grissom: I'm not a pervert.

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Catherine Willows: What's up, David? You find something?
David Phillips: I was just thinking that I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts.

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Catherine Willows: You know how you're always pushing that holy trinity stuff?
Gil Grissom: Father, Son and Holy Ghost?
Catherine Willows: Victim, suspect, crime scene.
Gil Grissom: That one, huh?

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Captain Jim Brass: [an accused perp bends over to be searched] You better save that position for later, you'll need it where you're going.

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Captain Jim Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.
Gil Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy.

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Captain Jim Brass: Let me put it this way - I'd want them investigating my murder.

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Captain Jim Brass: Our friend Tony just checked into the hotel. Didn't even unpack his bags.
Grissom: He made enemies fast.

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Captain Jim Brass: What are you doing after work?
Gil Grissom: More work.

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Captain Jim Brass: What can't you put your finger on, apart from the cut off switch?

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Dr. Al Robbins: Hand me that foot, would you?

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Dr. Al Robbins: He's been pretty worked over. How many teeth did you find at the crime scene?
Grissom: Two.
Dr. Al Robbins: He's missing six.

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Dr. Al Robbins: I'll know more later.
Gil Grissom: You always tell me that.
Dr. Al Robbins: Yes, I do.

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Hodges: "Thank you Hodges for performing that incredibly elaborate test requiring copious concentration and an advanced degree."

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Hodges: I didn't page you.
Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.

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Warrick Brown: Was that a confession?
Gil Grissom: I think a plea of insanity.

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