Spooks Quotes
[after being told he and the other light-skinned gang members are to rob a bank]
Pretty Willie: All the yellow nigga's, right?
[His anger coming to a slow boil]
Pretty Willie: Look, man, I am TIRED of that! I am not passing! I am BLACK! Do you hear me, man? Do you understand? I am BLACK! I am a NIGGA', you understand me? I was BORN Black, I -LIVE- Black, and I'm gonna die, prob'ly -BECAUSE- I'm Black, because some Cracker that -KNOWS- I'm Black, better than -YOU-, Nigga', is prob'ly gonna put a BULLET in the back of my head!
Pretty Willie: All the yellow nigga's, right?
[His anger coming to a slow boil]
Pretty Willie: Look, man, I am TIRED of that! I am not passing! I am BLACK! Do you hear me, man? Do you understand? I am BLACK! I am a NIGGA', you understand me? I was BORN Black, I -LIVE- Black, and I'm gonna die, prob'ly -BECAUSE- I'm Black, because some Cracker that -KNOWS- I'm Black, better than -YOU-, Nigga', is prob'ly gonna put a BULLET in the back of my head!
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[last lines]
Phantom: What does a chicken say when it lays a square egg?
Oswald the Rabbit: I d-d-don't know.
[the Phantom slaps his face]
Oswald the Rabbit: Ouch!
Phantom: Ouch is correct.
Phantom: What does a chicken say when it lays a square egg?
Oswald the Rabbit: I d-d-don't know.
[the Phantom slaps his face]
Oswald the Rabbit: Ouch!
Phantom: Ouch is correct.
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[McCann and Quinn stand naked in a field]
Patrick McCann: Anyone would think we were in some filthy farmer's porn video.
Patrick McCann: Anyone would think we were in some filthy farmer's porn video.
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Adam Carter: [about planting a bug on a subject] I have an idea, but it requires a woman who's ruthless, immoral, vicious and utterly lacking in human sympathy.
Zoe Reynolds: Who?
Adam Carter: My wife.
Zoe Reynolds: Who?
Adam Carter: My wife.
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Carmen Joyce: Quinn is dead?
Adam Carter: Dogfish ate half his face away. Apparently there's a lot of dogfish in the North Sea.
Adam Carter: Dogfish ate half his face away. Apparently there's a lot of dogfish in the North Sea.
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Christine Dale: It nearly destroyed me. It is destroying you.
Tom Quinn: No, I'm fine... dandy... cock-a-hoop.
Tom Quinn: No, I'm fine... dandy... cock-a-hoop.
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Danny Hunter: [explaining his presence in an office] I haven't got the internet at home. Some nights I let myself in to use it.
Catherine Townsend: Searching for porn?
Danny Hunter: Do I look like the kind of guy who would collude in the objectification of women's bodies?
Catherine Townsend: In the sense that you look like a guy: Yes.
Catherine Townsend: Searching for porn?
Danny Hunter: Do I look like the kind of guy who would collude in the objectification of women's bodies?
Catherine Townsend: In the sense that you look like a guy: Yes.
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Danny Hunter: Tom... Not dead, I see.
Tom Quinn: No, I'm not dead... I feel pretty dead inside, but we don't want to go there, do we?
Tom Quinn: No, I'm not dead... I feel pretty dead inside, but we don't want to go there, do we?
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Danny: How can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: What'd you say?
Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: I went to night school.
Glimpy: What'd you say?
Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: I went to night school.
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Danny: How can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: What'd you say?
Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: I went to night school.
Glimpy: What'd you say?
Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?
Glimpy: I went to night school.
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Dusty: Violence is like an A Bomb. It ripples out.
Kelly: When does it stop?
Dusty: Whadda ya mean, stop?
Kelly: When does it stop?
Dusty: Whadda ya mean, stop?
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Ellie Simm: What did you say you did again?
Tom Quinn: Fell on a stapler.
Ellie Simm: That's an industrial strength stapler then, isn't it?
Tom Quinn: Yeah, it's a whopper.
Tom Quinn: Fell on a stapler.
Ellie Simm: That's an industrial strength stapler then, isn't it?
Tom Quinn: Yeah, it's a whopper.
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Glimpy: I milked a cow once, you know it's got four faucets to it.
Danny: What for?
Glimpy: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.
Danny: What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.
Danny: What for?
Glimpy: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.
Danny: What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.
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Harry Pearce: You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.
Tom Quinn: Sefton B?
Patrick McCann: Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales.
Tom Quinn: Sefton B?
Patrick McCann: Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales.
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Jools Siviter: The great joy of an obo post is that the Powers can't see how much you're drinking.
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Larry: How d'ya spell "fifty"?
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
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Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Would they do that?
Tom Quinn: They wouldn't want to, I know where they live.
Tom Quinn: They wouldn't want to, I know where they live.
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Muggs: I got an idea, when it's dark...
Danny: We make a break for it?
Muggs: Exactly.
Danny: We make a break for it?
Muggs: Exactly.
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Oliver Mace: Ah Harry, good to see you. Do you know Jason Belling?
Harry Pearce: Only from certain tape recordings.
Harry Pearce: Only from certain tape recordings.
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Oliver Mace: The whole culture at Thames House is rotten... So we are cleaning the stables.
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