One Tree Hill Quotes

Brooke: Okay. Read it. Just skip to the last line. Go ahead.
Lucas: What's wrong with the last line? You're mine forever. Sounds pretty damn good to me.
Brooke: Yeah. Sounds great. Sounded even better when I read it the first time last spring in another letter you wrote. To Peyton!

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Dan Scott: Anything else bugging you?
Nathan Scott: Just you.

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Haley James Scott: Oh God this bed is so comfortable [nathan burbs]
Haley James Scott: ooo that was attractive. room service?
Nathan Scott: Actully let's have a proper sit down breakfast somewhere, family style.
Nathan Scott: Family style sounds perfect.

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Nathan: So a month ago, did you think we be alone in your bedroom?
Haley James: Oh but we're not alone in my bedroom, we have the fore-fathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley James: Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh I'm serious, come here. [he pulls her next to him and they start to kiss]

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[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]
Haley James: Whoa! Walking here...
Peyton: Sorry...
Haley James: Like you weren't aiming!
Peyton: You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?
Haley James: Umm...
Peyton: ...C'mon, get in.
Haley James: Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...
Peyton: Look... I'm not to good at this.
Haley James: Obviously, you're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...
Peyton: No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...
Haley James: And now you're asking?
Peyton: In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.
Haley James: I guess... I meant both of them.
Peyton: [small pause] Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...
Haley James, Peyton: ...really careful!
Haley James: Yes, I know! You be careful too...
Peyton: With which one...?
Haley James: DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!

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[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]
Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.

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[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]
Brooke: So, have you been to any bad parties lately? [Peyton and Brooke both smile]
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk you to History.

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[Haley and Nathan are having dinner]
Nathan Scott: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.

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[Haley and Nathan are on a date, Tim and some buddies walk up]
Tim Smith: Hey Nathan, what's up man? [looks at Haley]
Nathan Scott: Hey guys, you know Haley, she's my tutor...
Tim Smith: This looks a lot like a date to me
Nathan Scott: No man, definitely not
Tim Smith: All right, see you later [leaves]
Nathan Scott: I'm sorry about that...
Haley James: [cutting Nathan off] Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan Scott: It's just...
Haley James: ...You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again.

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[Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him]
Haley James: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan Scott: [runs over to Haley] Wait, Haley, look I need to apologize, okay?
Haley James: You should buy 'em in bulk if your gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan Scott: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley James: What does that mean?
Nathan Scott: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you I just I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley James: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan Scott: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Haley James: You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me! [Nathan cuts her off with a kiss]
Haley James: Except that... You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan Scott: But I wanted to...
Haley James: Yeah... [jumps onto Nathan and starts kissing him]

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[repeated line]
Lucas: It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot.

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[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car? [Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick! [Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me? [Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you? [Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!

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Keith Scott: How could you do this to me?
Dan Scott: Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier.
Keith Scott: I can't believe you.
Dan Scott: Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'.

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Keith Scott: Karen. Ready to go?
Karen Roe: Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business.
Keith Scott: You talk to Luke about this?
Karen Roe: No, he will understand.
Keith Scott: Karen...
Haley James: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.
Keith Scott: I think you're making a mistake.

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Brooke, Peyton, Rachel Gatina: [In unison, after a rude nurse finally helps Haley at the hospital] Bitch!
Bevin Mirskey: Thank you!

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Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here you go. [he gives her one pill]
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay. [he hands her another]
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time - [Brooke has swallowed both at once]
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!

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Dan Scott: Anything else bugging you?
Nathan Scott: Just you.

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Dan Scott: How great is this? Dinner together... steaks on the grill... you not punching me...

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Dan Scott: I should apologize... but I won't.

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Dan Scott: Nathan, how have you been?
Nathan Scott: Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom.

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Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right... [Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!

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Brooke: [to Haley] Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real.

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Brooke: [to Peyton] Crack whore!
Peyton: [to Brooke] Slut!
Brooke: [to Haley] Liar!

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Brooke: [to Rachel] Naked in the backseat is so last year, its two years ago.

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Brooke: [to Rachel] Somebody was being a full on diva skank.

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Brooke: [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is bitch being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!

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Brooke: Do you... drink?
Erica Marsh: I do now! Besides, you said I should find other activities!
Brooke: Yeah, but I meant like, pep club. Not... beer bong club.

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Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo!

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Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little hoe posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.

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