Veronica Mars Quotes
Veronica: I'd be the best rich person, seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
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Lamb: Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
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Veronica: Someone stole your laptop?
Duncan: There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
Veronica: You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
Duncan: I didn't invite him.
Veronica: I wasn't talking about Weevil.
Duncan: There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
Veronica: You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
Duncan: I didn't invite him.
Veronica: I wasn't talking about Weevil.
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Veronica: [tilts head] Hey.
Weevil: See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Veronica: Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
Weevil: See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Veronica: Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
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Logan: [to Duncan] What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?
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Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
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[Everyone strips to find the stolen money.]
Sean: This is ridiculous.
Connor: Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
Sean: What about you?
Weevil: I'm the one who got his money stolen.
Sean: Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
Logan: Guys, play nice.
Weevil: Trust me. I'm playing nice.
Sean: This is ridiculous.
Connor: Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
Sean: What about you?
Weevil: I'm the one who got his money stolen.
Sean: Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
Logan: Guys, play nice.
Weevil: Trust me. I'm playing nice.
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Veronica: [voiceover] What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was, and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.
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[Veronica and Weevil walk up to Logan, Duncan, and Sean who are all enjoying some pizza.]
Veronica: So, good news, bad news. Good news is I know who stole the money. Bad news is I know who stole the money.
Veronica: So, good news, bad news. Good news is I know who stole the money. Bad news is I know who stole the money.
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[Veronica, Logan, Duncan, and Weevil sitting at a table playing Poker. They all fold and Veronica reaches in to collect her winnings.]
Veronica: A little impressed, aren't you?
Connor: You must be really unlucky on love.
[Veronica laughes]
Logan: Ok, I say we take a little break, let the cosmos realign. 'Cause obviously something's up.
Veronica: A little impressed, aren't you?
Connor: You must be really unlucky on love.
[Veronica laughes]
Logan: Ok, I say we take a little break, let the cosmos realign. 'Cause obviously something's up.
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Veronica: My father sent me with paperwork for your mom.
Logan: And you just wanted to say hi? It's a good thing I didn't have my slam book out.
Veronica: I wanted to ask you about the game.
Logan: I've been meaning to ask you something. Did your super-sleuth kit come with a decoder ring? Do you have a pen that writes with invisible ink? Never mind, don't care. Mush! Mush!
Logan: And you just wanted to say hi? It's a good thing I didn't have my slam book out.
Veronica: I wanted to ask you about the game.
Logan: I've been meaning to ask you something. Did your super-sleuth kit come with a decoder ring? Do you have a pen that writes with invisible ink? Never mind, don't care. Mush! Mush!
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Weevil: You want a sodee pop or something?
Veronica: You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Duncan: Hey, no.
Veronica: You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Duncan: Hey, no.
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Veronica: Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
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Logan: My only concern is property values going down if anyone sees you in my house without a leaf blower or a skimmer.
Weevil: You're concerned? I'm the one who's got to go up into the hills all by myself. What if I run into a pack of you white boys on some clean, well-lit street? I could be bored to death!
Weevil: You're concerned? I'm the one who's got to go up into the hills all by myself. What if I run into a pack of you white boys on some clean, well-lit street? I could be bored to death!
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Veronica: You know.. there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ, not baseball.
Keith: Well.. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
Keith: Well.. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
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Veronica: (voice-over) I don't know if Connor's smile cost a million but his six-pack abs are worth at least double that. Damn. (pauses) I repeat, damn!
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Logan: Do you even know how to play poker?
Veronica: No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
Veronica: No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
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Keith: You don't go to the Oceanside bars that the college kids hang out at, do you?
Veronica: I prefer the biker bar by the train station. I get more attention there.
Veronica: I prefer the biker bar by the train station. I get more attention there.
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Jackson: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
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Mac: [to Veronica] With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe.
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Gabe: So you think the killer's a guitar player? That is brilliant. I think gutair players are too busy nailing women to be strangling them.
Lamb: Even the wannabes and losers living in Neptune who don't realize that if they haven't made it by the time they're thirty it's because they're not going to. They're too busy?
Lamb: Even the wannabes and losers living in Neptune who don't realize that if they haven't made it by the time they're thirty it's because they're not going to. They're too busy?
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Lamb: Strapping on a guitar... does it get rid of feelings of inadequacy?
Gabe: Does strapping on a gun?
Gabe: Does strapping on a gun?
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Veronica: So, what made you decide to be a cop?
Leo: Uh, well, it's the same old tired story. I was sent here by the agency to do a strip-o-gram for Inga, an armed robbery call came in, I figured I was in uniform anyway, so what the hell.
Veronica: So you're saying you just kind of stumbled into it.
Leo: Oh, what I'm trying to say is... This uniform? It's a tear-away.
Leo: Uh, well, it's the same old tired story. I was sent here by the agency to do a strip-o-gram for Inga, an armed robbery call came in, I figured I was in uniform anyway, so what the hell.
Veronica: So you're saying you just kind of stumbled into it.
Leo: Oh, what I'm trying to say is... This uniform? It's a tear-away.
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Keith: So how do you wanna play this?
Lamb: I say we play to our strengths.
Keith: So I'm good cop?
Lamb: I say we play to our strengths.
Keith: So I'm good cop?
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Veronica: [in jail] Know any good lawyers?
Cliff: Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
Veronica: They take Diner's Club here?
Cliff: Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
Veronica: They take Diner's Club here?
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Wallace: This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader.
Veronica: I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
Wallace: No sweat! How do I do it?
Veronica: Play on her insecurity.
Wallace: I meant the fake ID.
Veronica: I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
Wallace: No sweat! How do I do it?
Veronica: Play on her insecurity.
Wallace: I meant the fake ID.
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