Veronica Mars Quotes
Veronica: I guess you're all asking yourself why I called this meeting. [pause] What? That's comedy gold
Patrick: She knows about my dad's company.
Veronica: And I know that Leon's cryptography research wasn't really stolen. Let's see one guy to steal the machine one guy to program it and everyone to point the finger at the ex-con maintenance guy and the injustice league strikes again
Patrick: Who are you calling?
Veronica: The surgeon general.
Jenny: She's calling her dad, the sheriff.
Veronica: Good call Jenny, see you're not just here for your looks.
Patrick: Hang up please we can work this out you can be one of us.
Veronica: Is this where you turn me into a vampire?
Patrick: We can make it worth your while.
Veronica: All right I'm listening.
Patrick: So what is that maintenance guy paying you anyway?
Veronica: Cash.
Patrick: Don't turn us in can give you your very own Hearst ID.
Veronica: Oh I have one, thanks.
Patrick: This one is the everlasting gobstopper of spending money ,you'll never have to pay for another textbook, another ticket to a campus performance, another meal.
Veronica: Assuming that I want to eat meals in the food court for the rest of my life, besides you're lying, you don't have the machine you left it in the locker next to Mr. Navarro's
Jenny: There's a third one.
Leon: I've already programmed it.
Patrick: The only reason we got busted is cause we used stupid aliases we get new cards, generic names and we don't get caught again.
Jenny: You're a scholarship kid right.
Patrick: Yeah its gotta be really tough paying for all those meals and textbooks.
Veronica: It is which is why a bunch of kids who can affo
Patrick: She knows about my dad's company.
Veronica: And I know that Leon's cryptography research wasn't really stolen. Let's see one guy to steal the machine one guy to program it and everyone to point the finger at the ex-con maintenance guy and the injustice league strikes again
Patrick: Who are you calling?
Veronica: The surgeon general.
Jenny: She's calling her dad, the sheriff.
Veronica: Good call Jenny, see you're not just here for your looks.
Patrick: Hang up please we can work this out you can be one of us.
Veronica: Is this where you turn me into a vampire?
Patrick: We can make it worth your while.
Veronica: All right I'm listening.
Patrick: So what is that maintenance guy paying you anyway?
Veronica: Cash.
Patrick: Don't turn us in can give you your very own Hearst ID.
Veronica: Oh I have one, thanks.
Patrick: This one is the everlasting gobstopper of spending money ,you'll never have to pay for another textbook, another ticket to a campus performance, another meal.
Veronica: Assuming that I want to eat meals in the food court for the rest of my life, besides you're lying, you don't have the machine you left it in the locker next to Mr. Navarro's
Jenny: There's a third one.
Leon: I've already programmed it.
Patrick: The only reason we got busted is cause we used stupid aliases we get new cards, generic names and we don't get caught again.
Jenny: You're a scholarship kid right.
Patrick: Yeah its gotta be really tough paying for all those meals and textbooks.
Veronica: It is which is why a bunch of kids who can affo
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Veronica: Dick? Get out here.
Dick: What's up, V?
Veronica: If you had to bet?
Dick: Look, from a guy's perspective, the video just made your stock go up. You looked great. Enthusiasm — always a plus—
Veronica: It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you. Where'd you get the video?
Dick: Someone e-mailed it to me.
Veronica: Who? Get your computer.
Dick: I probably deleted—
Veronica: After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
Dick: What's up, V?
Veronica: If you had to bet?
Dick: Look, from a guy's perspective, the video just made your stock go up. You looked great. Enthusiasm — always a plus—
Veronica: It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you. Where'd you get the video?
Dick: Someone e-mailed it to me.
Veronica: Who? Get your computer.
Dick: I probably deleted—
Veronica: After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
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Piz: I-it's a nice day. Let's go eat outside. Veronica? Come on.
Lout: Looks even more familiar from behind.
Piz: I promise you, karma's going to take care of that guy for you.
Veronica: I know. I'm gonna run him over with my "karma."
Lout: Looks even more familiar from behind.
Piz: I promise you, karma's going to take care of that guy for you.
Veronica: I know. I'm gonna run him over with my "karma."
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Veronica: Chip a moment of your time.
Chip: I'm kinda in the middle of something.
Veronica: It's a cluster of morons, don't worry they'll let you back in.
Chip: You know what I like about you, you got spirit.
Veronica: I want to talk to you.
Chip: That's what you're doing.
Veronica: Could you put your head up your ass before they stuck the egg in there or is this new?
Chip: What do you want.
Veronica: Who sent you the video.
Chip: Don't know, don't care.
Veronica: You dont care now, but holy crap are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on, you'll be doin' all sorts of caring.
Chip: I'm kinda in the middle of something.
Veronica: It's a cluster of morons, don't worry they'll let you back in.
Chip: You know what I like about you, you got spirit.
Veronica: I want to talk to you.
Chip: That's what you're doing.
Veronica: Could you put your head up your ass before they stuck the egg in there or is this new?
Chip: What do you want.
Veronica: Who sent you the video.
Chip: Don't know, don't care.
Veronica: You dont care now, but holy crap are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on, you'll be doin' all sorts of caring.
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Veronica: Domonick?
Domonick: Yeah.
Veronica: Where'd you get the video of me
Domonick: I don't know what you're talking about.
Veronica: Your pubescent snickering tells me differently.
Domonick: Someone sent it to me.
Veronica: You should tell me who, or I can assume it originated from you.
Domonick: You can assume whatever position you like
Veronica: I'm thinking chokehold you gasping for your last breath.
Domonick: Shh sweetheart, sweetheart you are so much hotter with the sound off.
Veronica: You'll really be better off giving me that name.
Domonick: Yeah well I guess I need to quiver in fear now so see ya.
Veronica: Okay then.
Domonick: Yeah.
Veronica: Where'd you get the video of me
Domonick: I don't know what you're talking about.
Veronica: Your pubescent snickering tells me differently.
Domonick: Someone sent it to me.
Veronica: You should tell me who, or I can assume it originated from you.
Domonick: You can assume whatever position you like
Veronica: I'm thinking chokehold you gasping for your last breath.
Domonick: Shh sweetheart, sweetheart you are so much hotter with the sound off.
Veronica: You'll really be better off giving me that name.
Domonick: Yeah well I guess I need to quiver in fear now so see ya.
Veronica: Okay then.
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Mac: Let me explain something, Veronica. I own the most powerful personal computer on campus. There is no personal computer faster or better than mine at Hearst. And using this incredible computer of mine, it will take twenty years to crack Jake Kane's password on this hard drive.
Veronica: So how do we do it?
Mac: You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan. You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario.
Veronica: You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references.
Veronica: So how do we do it?
Mac: You're like Kirk in Wrath of Khan. You refuse to believe in the no-win scenario.
Veronica: You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references.
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Gory: If you have proof that I'm involved in some way, maybe you should get a lawyer. If you don't, maybe you should just stay and have a drink.
Veronica: Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
Veronica: Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a drink. Perhaps twelve. I don't know, how many does it usually take for a girl to find you not gross?
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Veronica: Hey, Nish. I've got a present for you.
Nish: You're transferring?
Veronica: A list. The names of every member of the Castle. All men. You think this will help with that lawsuit?
Nish: Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy.
Veronica: Won't be the first time.
Nish: You're transferring?
Veronica: A list. The names of every member of the Castle. All men. You think this will help with that lawsuit?
Nish: Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy.
Veronica: Won't be the first time.
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Veronica: (to Keith) And you thought a photo of you in your boxers would hurt your lead in the polls?
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Veronica: You forwarded it to your whole address book?
Dick: It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
Veronica: You are going to be so popular in Hell.
Dick: It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good.
Veronica: You are going to be so popular in Hell.
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Veronica: (to Dick) After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
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Veronica: (to Dick) It's like you're this giant jackass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy out of you.
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Veronica: (to Wallace) If you ever need a kidney, I've got one with your name on it. No questions asked.
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Madison Sinclair: Veronica! You must be so proud. Just because you were an unpopular bitch, you had to ruin it for everybody else.
Veronica Mars: I'd stop there.
Madison Sinclair: Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison]Original enough for ya?
Veronica Mars: I'd stop there.
Madison Sinclair: Oh, would you? What are you gonna do? Use your stun gun on me? Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?
Veronica Mars: [punches Madison]Original enough for ya?
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Wallace Fennel: When Logan said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?
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Veronica Mars: So if we're to believe this police report, Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his foxy wife and his most changed trophy and, still wearing his dress shirt and slacks, teamed up with the motorcycle gang he left a decade ago to harass the richest divorcÚe in Southern California?
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
Keith Mars: Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it.
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Logan Echolls: I need your help, Veronica.
Veronica Mars: I don't really do that anymore.
Veronica Mars: I don't really do that anymore.
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Veronica Mars: I want to ask you about the night Susan Knight died.
Dick Casablancas: Of course you do, it's a party!
Dick Casablancas: Of course you do, it's a party!
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Dick Casablancas: [opens the door, belches loudly, and sees Veronica]What's this? Wait a minute. No. I specifically told the agency an eager-to-please brunette. Why is that so hard?
Veronica Mars: Dick.
Dick Casablancas: Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time. [turns his head]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here! [to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger.
Veronica Mars: So do yours.
Veronica Mars: Dick.
Dick Casablancas: Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time. [turns his head]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, Logan! That girl who follows you around is here! [to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: Hey, you get some work done? Your boobs look bigger.
Veronica Mars: So do yours.
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Veronica Mars: [First words]A teenaged private eye. Trust me. I know how dumb that sounds.
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Gayle Buckley: You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do?
Veronica Mars: My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else.
Gayle Buckley: Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14...
Leonard March: 15
Gayle Buckley: Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?
Veronica Mars: Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie.
Veronica Mars: My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else.
Gayle Buckley: Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14...
Leonard March: 15
Gayle Buckley: Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?
Veronica Mars: Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie.
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Veronica Mars: Do I get a chip for this? Pouring the drink, swishing it, smelling it, leaving the bar without taking a sip. Is this what getting clean feels like?
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Dick Casablancas: Oh, look who it is! [points to Mac]
Dick Casablancas: Most Likely to Blog... [points to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: and Class Buzzkill. Or was it Cutest Smile?
Veronica Mars: Best Personality. You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar.
Dick Casablancas: Well, look no further, pilgrim. [gyrates hips]
Dick Casablancas: Doosh. [plucks flask from his belt and offers it to Veronica and Mac]
Veronica Mars: Gross.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No.
Dick Casablancas: Most Likely to Blog... [points to Veronica]
Dick Casablancas: and Class Buzzkill. Or was it Cutest Smile?
Veronica Mars: Best Personality. You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar.
Dick Casablancas: Well, look no further, pilgrim. [gyrates hips]
Dick Casablancas: Doosh. [plucks flask from his belt and offers it to Veronica and Mac]
Veronica Mars: Gross.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No.
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Veronica Mars: Give it to me, Vinnie. Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy who posted video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing Afternoon delight.
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Wallace Fennel: In case it slipped your mind, Piz is the one without the baggage and the drama.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Hmm... I will say this for him, he almost never gets charged with murder.
Veronica Mars: Just one of the things I love about Piz. No drama.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Hmm... I will say this for him, he almost never gets charged with murder.
Veronica Mars: Just one of the things I love about Piz. No drama.
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Veronica Mars: Hey, Mr. C. You miss me yet?
Principal Van Clemmons: It's been 10 years of peace and quiet, Veronica.
Veronica Mars: If you like that sort of thing.
Principal Van Clemmons: Veronica. It's been... boring.
Principal Van Clemmons: It's been 10 years of peace and quiet, Veronica.
Veronica Mars: If you like that sort of thing.
Principal Van Clemmons: Veronica. It's been... boring.
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