Veronica Mars Quotes
Duncan: So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield - I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn't kill Lilly. Let's open the floor for discussion on that one.
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Lamb: [tapping finger on table] You said you were in Mexico the day of Lilly's murder. Why?
Logan: How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?
Lamb: I asked you a question.
Logan: And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up. [snapping fingers]
Logan: How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?
Lamb: I asked you a question.
Logan: And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up. [snapping fingers]
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Logan: So I guess we broke up, huh?
Veronica: What do you want me to say, Logan?
Logan: "Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless bitch I am!" Something like that.
Veronica: So you're saying you want me dead?
Logan: Yes.
Veronica: One word from me and Backup goes for your throat.
Logan: [scoffs] Is that what you'd do, boy? You'd tear out my throat? [kneels down to dog] Who's a man killer, huh? [Backup kisses Logan] Who's a man killer?
Veronica: What do you want me to say, Logan?
Logan: "Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless bitch I am!" Something like that.
Veronica: So you're saying you want me dead?
Logan: Yes.
Veronica: One word from me and Backup goes for your throat.
Logan: [scoffs] Is that what you'd do, boy? You'd tear out my throat? [kneels down to dog] Who's a man killer, huh? [Backup kisses Logan] Who's a man killer?
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Veronica: Isn't it better like this?
Lilly: So much better.
Veronica: This is how it's supposed to be.
Lilly: Totally.
Veronica: This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?
Lilly: [sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.
Veronica: Just like this. Just like this.
Lilly: Don't forget about me, Veronica.
Veronica: I could never.
Lilly: So much better.
Veronica: This is how it's supposed to be.
Lilly: Totally.
Veronica: This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?
Lilly: [sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.
Veronica: Just like this. Just like this.
Lilly: Don't forget about me, Veronica.
Veronica: I could never.
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Wallace: You think it's a conspiracy?
Veronica: This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally.
Veronica: This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally.
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Veronica: Got any enemies you know about?
Wallace: Well, there's the Klan.
Veronica: This isn't really their M.O.
Wallace: Well, then I guess that leaves everybody that hates you
Wallace: Well, there's the Klan.
Veronica: This isn't really their M.O.
Wallace: Well, then I guess that leaves everybody that hates you
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Keith: So, senior year. How was your first day at school honey?
Veronica: Great! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no pre-marital sex?
Veronica: Oh, yea... yes. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.
Veronica: Great! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
Keith: What, no pre-marital sex?
Veronica: Oh, yea... yes. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
Keith: That's my girl.
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Wallace: [after failing a drug test] Yeah, mon. Maybe I smoked so much ganja, I don't even remember doing it.
Veronica: What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Wallace: Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
Veronica: What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Wallace: Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
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Veronica: [making out with Logan] My dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
Logan: He's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: [laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.
Logan: [Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid.
Veronica: Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty?
Logan: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
Veronica: The things guys'll say to get past second base.
Logan: He's probably impressed with your virtue.
Veronica: [laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.
Logan: [Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid.
Veronica: Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty?
Logan: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
Veronica: The things guys'll say to get past second base.
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Keith: What's up, honey?
Veronica: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
Veronica: This is a health class project. Come on, you're a man -- can you give him some pointers?
Keith: [sighs, walks over to bathroom door] Wallace?
Wallace: Yup?
Keith: You try turning the water on?
Wallace: Mmmm-hmmm.
Keith: Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
Veronica: [pushes her dad out of the room] Eww that's disgusting. I can't even look at you. [giggles]
Veronica: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Keith: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
Veronica: This is a health class project. Come on, you're a man -- can you give him some pointers?
Keith: [sighs, walks over to bathroom door] Wallace?
Wallace: Yup?
Keith: You try turning the water on?
Wallace: Mmmm-hmmm.
Keith: Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
Veronica: [pushes her dad out of the room] Eww that's disgusting. I can't even look at you. [giggles]
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Veronica: Hey Dad!
Keith: Yeah honey.
Veronica: If I know the name of a business how do I find out the names of its' shareholders?
Keith: You get the strangest homework in health class.
Keith: Yeah honey.
Veronica: If I know the name of a business how do I find out the names of its' shareholders?
Keith: You get the strangest homework in health class.
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Jackie: [clears throat] when you guys are done breaking up can i get a macchiatto?
Veronica: I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca-
jackie: Look! I don't care if your the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto?
Veronica: [waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto.
Veronica: I'm actually just the hostess, but I ca-
jackie: Look! I don't care if your the house magician, can you just make me a macchiatto?
Veronica: [waves hands as a magician would do] You're a macchiatto.
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Jackie: Look, I haven't dated a guy in high school since the eighth grade.
Wallace: I'm an old soul. Seriously, these eyes have seen things. Did I mention I'm a nice guy?
Jackie: Ah, "nice." The great panty dropper.
Wallace: Okay, I'm not that nice.
Jackie: Oh, yes you are.
Wallace: How do you know?
Jackie: Because I haven't tried to make out with you yet.
Wallace: I'm an old soul. Seriously, these eyes have seen things. Did I mention I'm a nice guy?
Jackie: Ah, "nice." The great panty dropper.
Wallace: Okay, I'm not that nice.
Jackie: Oh, yes you are.
Wallace: How do you know?
Jackie: Because I haven't tried to make out with you yet.
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Logan: Afternoon delight? Ooh, considerably better than fifth period English.
Kendall Casablancas: Ugh, you need to not remind me you're in high school. There's an 'ick' factor.
Logan: Is that so?
Kendall: Yeah. School in general? Not very hot. Unless I'm wearing a naughty school girl uniform. Then it's very hot.
Logan: I'm sure it would be, for the ten seconds you had it on.
Kendall Casablancas: Ugh, you need to not remind me you're in high school. There's an 'ick' factor.
Logan: Is that so?
Kendall: Yeah. School in general? Not very hot. Unless I'm wearing a naughty school girl uniform. Then it's very hot.
Logan: I'm sure it would be, for the ten seconds you had it on.
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Duncan: Veronica, it's not your fault.
Veronica: I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting.
Veronica: I'm afraid that line only works in Good Will Hunting.
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Duane: Let me tell you something. If I was gonna do a kamikaze, you know, off a bridge with a bus full of kids and stuff, a convenience store would not be the site of my last meal. I'd want to eat something on the brink of extinction, you know, like the last emu. Or a meerkat. I bet they'd go down smooth.
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Deputy Sacks: Hey Sheriff...you'll never believe who's in the interrogation room filling out an application.
Lamb: You're right. Who?
Sacks: Veronica Mars.
Lamb: You left her alone in there?![barges into the interrogation room] What are you up to, Veronica?
Veronica: Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?
Lamb: You're right. Who?
Sacks: Veronica Mars.
Lamb: You left her alone in there?![barges into the interrogation room] What are you up to, Veronica?
Veronica: Last question, actually. "Why do you want this position?" Honestly - and really tell me the truth - how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? [Lamb pulls out her chair] Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear everytime you're near?
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Big Dick: When I'm working, my family doesn't exist. Sound awful?
Logan: Mmm, no.
Big Dick: It's not. 'Cause when I'm with my family, work doesn't exist.
Logan: Yeah, I think my dad has a similar philosophy. Of course, he's a murderer, so...
Logan: Mmm, no.
Big Dick: It's not. 'Cause when I'm with my family, work doesn't exist.
Logan: Yeah, I think my dad has a similar philosophy. Of course, he's a murderer, so...
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Sacks: Sheriff wants to ask you some questions.
Veronica: My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him.
Veronica: My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him.
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Lamb: So, I guess you know why you're here. You want to tell me about it?
Veronica: Okay. [exhales deeply] I confess. [pounds fist] God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here. But I'm sure my Dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason.
Lamb: He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo. You're an adult.
Veronica: Well, that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso?
Lamb: What can you tell me about your relationship with this man? [slides a folder of photos to her]
Veronica: Ah, yes. I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake. I was singing backup for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but -
Lamb: I'm glad that you find this amusing.
Veronica: Okay. [exhales deeply] I confess. [pounds fist] God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here. But I'm sure my Dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason.
Lamb: He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo. You're an adult.
Veronica: Well, that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso?
Lamb: What can you tell me about your relationship with this man? [slides a folder of photos to her]
Veronica: Ah, yes. I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake. I was singing backup for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but -
Lamb: I'm glad that you find this amusing.
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Veronica: Another thing girls love are Jimmy Choos, Dolce & Gabana, and convertibles that cost more than the gross national product of Sri Lanka
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Veronica: [voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house.
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Duncan: Careful, Logan. You're exposing your soft underbelly.
Logan: My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night.
Logan: My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night.
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Keith: I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth heads into the back of the car.
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Veronica: [voiceover] The only way I'd ever make two grand in a week working at the Hut is if they installed a pole.
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Keith: [to Alicia] You just fulfilled one of the Top 10 male fantasies...Oh yeah, a guy dreams his whole life of a beautiful woman bringing him a sandwich.
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Keith: The next time I shoot you, it won't be digitally. Unless I hit you in the finger, and then we'll have a big laugh about it.
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Weevil: Yo, Martha. I heard you took a ride downtown behind the 187. So did you flop for the cops or did the local Wapner hook you up with some ankle bling?
Veronica: You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes?
Weevil: You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish.
Veronica: You know the deal, cuz. Every time some kitty cries in this town, one-time tries to put a call on me. Speaking of bling, what's up with the hoops? If I rub your head, do I get three wishes?
Weevil: You rub my head, and you might want to make seeing tomorrow your first wish.
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Weevil: Look, should I be expecting a visit from Lamb? If I know I'm being brought in, I'll put on my good underwear, you know?
Veronica: You should really do that anyway.
Veronica: You should really do that anyway.
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