Trailer Park Boys Quotes
Judge: And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.
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Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked! And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit! It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' mistrial.
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[Julian storms out of his trailer and unplugs Ricky's toaster oven from the outdoor power outlet]
Ricky: What are you doing, Julian! The chicken fingers aren't even cooked! You want us to get sasparilla or something, you dick! Julian, I'm trying to cook some lunch here for me and my...
Julian: Get out of my way.
[Julian takes the keys out of the car, turning off the loud blues music]
Ray: (drunkenly) What are you doing with the tunes, Julian?!
Julian: Get off my property, Ray!
[Julian grabs Ray's wheelchair and rolls him out of the yard]
Ray: What? Wha... No, hey, ho, wait!
Ricky: (to Julian) Take it easy, take it easy, man!
Ray: Nah, forget it, Ricky! If he doesn't want me here I'm goin' man! I'm not wanted here!
Ricky: It's my property!
Ray: Nah, forget it! Come on down to my house, I got lots of chicken fingers down there, man!
Julian: This is my car, this is my property, and this is my toaster! I want you out of here!
[Julian dumps Ricky's chicken fingers out of the toaster oven]
Ricky: I can't believe you just did that! Those are the good kind! Eight bucks!
Ricky: What are you doing, Julian! The chicken fingers aren't even cooked! You want us to get sasparilla or something, you dick! Julian, I'm trying to cook some lunch here for me and my...
Julian: Get out of my way.
[Julian takes the keys out of the car, turning off the loud blues music]
Ray: (drunkenly) What are you doing with the tunes, Julian?!
Julian: Get off my property, Ray!
[Julian grabs Ray's wheelchair and rolls him out of the yard]
Ray: What? Wha... No, hey, ho, wait!
Ricky: (to Julian) Take it easy, take it easy, man!
Ray: Nah, forget it, Ricky! If he doesn't want me here I'm goin' man! I'm not wanted here!
Ricky: It's my property!
Ray: Nah, forget it! Come on down to my house, I got lots of chicken fingers down there, man!
Julian: This is my car, this is my property, and this is my toaster! I want you out of here!
[Julian dumps Ricky's chicken fingers out of the toaster oven]
Ricky: I can't believe you just did that! Those are the good kind! Eight bucks!
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Julian: (to camera crew) Boys, check out Ricky pickin' up some butts!
[Ricky is crouched next to a bus stop trash can, picking cigarette butts up off of the ground]
Julian: Hey, Ricky! Find any good ones?
Ricky: (to camera) What?! Yeah, like you guys have never smoked a butt, eh? 'Oh, look at Ricky smoking cigarette butts!' I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of your TV show and I'm sick of you and I'm sick of everybody! I'm moving to Toronto!
[Lahey rolls past, slowly]
Ricky: I'm especially sick of this dick! Get the fuck out of here, Lahey!
[Lahey drives off]
Ricky: Fuck it, man. I'm moving to Toronto and I'm gonna be a street person! I don't care.
Julian: Rick, think about it. You don't got no money, man! What are you gonna do? How are you gonna get out there?
Ricky: I don't know yet, but I'm gonna get out there.
[J-ROC and Tyrone roll up in a Volvo]
J-ROC: What's goin' on, honkies?!
Ricky: J-ROC?
J-ROC: Damn you stank! You should put some Old Spice and some Brüt up in that ma-fucka!
Ricky: Listen, I'm not in the mood today, all right? So unless you've got two grand you wanna lend me, get the fuck out of my face!
Tyrone: Hey man, take it easy...
Ricky: No, I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of all you guys! I'm sick of this park...
J-ROC: Actually...If you wanna make some scrilla, you pop by my crib. I'll tell ya how to make all kinds of money. I'm serious, too!
Ricky: You're gonna make me some money?
J-ROC: I'll make you tons of money! Know what I'm sayin'? Pop by my crib. (to Julian) 'Scuse me, Gorilla. We da fuck out!
Ricky: Well if you're serious, I'll be down there in about an hour! (to Julian) Looks like I'm not moving to Toronto!
[Ricky is crouched next to a bus stop trash can, picking cigarette butts up off of the ground]
Julian: Hey, Ricky! Find any good ones?
Ricky: (to camera) What?! Yeah, like you guys have never smoked a butt, eh? 'Oh, look at Ricky smoking cigarette butts!' I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of your TV show and I'm sick of you and I'm sick of everybody! I'm moving to Toronto!
[Lahey rolls past, slowly]
Ricky: I'm especially sick of this dick! Get the fuck out of here, Lahey!
[Lahey drives off]
Ricky: Fuck it, man. I'm moving to Toronto and I'm gonna be a street person! I don't care.
Julian: Rick, think about it. You don't got no money, man! What are you gonna do? How are you gonna get out there?
Ricky: I don't know yet, but I'm gonna get out there.
[J-ROC and Tyrone roll up in a Volvo]
J-ROC: What's goin' on, honkies?!
Ricky: J-ROC?
J-ROC: Damn you stank! You should put some Old Spice and some Brüt up in that ma-fucka!
Ricky: Listen, I'm not in the mood today, all right? So unless you've got two grand you wanna lend me, get the fuck out of my face!
Tyrone: Hey man, take it easy...
Ricky: No, I'm sick of this shit! I'm sick of all you guys! I'm sick of this park...
J-ROC: Actually...If you wanna make some scrilla, you pop by my crib. I'll tell ya how to make all kinds of money. I'm serious, too!
Ricky: You're gonna make me some money?
J-ROC: I'll make you tons of money! Know what I'm sayin'? Pop by my crib. (to Julian) 'Scuse me, Gorilla. We da fuck out!
Ricky: Well if you're serious, I'll be down there in about an hour! (to Julian) Looks like I'm not moving to Toronto!
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[Ricky and Julian are behind the trailer park plinking at bottles]
Ricky: Do you ever watch pornos?
Julian: Why?
Ricky: Just makin' conversation, man. Just wondering what you think of the guys who act in them.
Julian: They're greasy!
[Ricky shoots and a bullet ricochets, causing Julian to spill his drink]
Ricky: Sorry, man. Well, let's suppose for a minute that I act in a porno movie. Would you think I was greasy? 'Cause that's a little different.
Julian: You're thinking about doing a porno flick with J-ROC, aren't ya? If you're doing that, then yeah! You'd be real greasy! And stupid!
Ricky: Do you ever watch pornos?
Julian: Why?
Ricky: Just makin' conversation, man. Just wondering what you think of the guys who act in them.
Julian: They're greasy!
[Ricky shoots and a bullet ricochets, causing Julian to spill his drink]
Ricky: Sorry, man. Well, let's suppose for a minute that I act in a porno movie. Would you think I was greasy? 'Cause that's a little different.
Julian: You're thinking about doing a porno flick with J-ROC, aren't ya? If you're doing that, then yeah! You'd be real greasy! And stupid!
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Julian: Would you see DeNiro doing a porn flick?
Ricky: Well, I don't know. If they paid him enough money he'd probably do one.
Julian: No, he wouldn't. You're stupid.
Ricky: Well, I don't know. If they paid him enough money he'd probably do one.
Julian: No, he wouldn't. You're stupid.
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J-ROC: You gonna be a great big star, G! Ma-fuckas in Russia...Why do you think Reveen does so good over there, you know what I'm sayin'? You gonna be bigger than Reveen! Put that shit on, get your freak on, it's all good!
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J-ROC: You know'm sayin' everybody that walk on the face of the Earth tryin' to judge the J-ROC, know'm sayin'? See wha'm sayin'? But I ain't shook, 'cause ma-fuckas tryin' to take me out and stuff, but they can't, right? Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man?!
J-ROC: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm Census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?
Tyrone: 80 or 90 times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'?
J-ROC: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's!
Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, know'm sayin'? No...
J-ROC: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'?
Victoria: J-ROC, I think you're saying it way too much.
J-ROC: Sayin' what?
[all three simultaneously]
J-ROC: Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: Know'm sayin'.
Victoria: Know'm sayin'.
Tyrone: You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man?!
J-ROC: What are you, from the Department of Know'm Sayin's? You takin' a Know'm Census? You countin' my Know'm Sayin's? We're hangin' out, right?
Tyrone: 80 or 90 times? That's too many Know'm Sayin's, know'm sayin'?
J-ROC: See wha'm sayin' you're ridin' on my jock, you know'm sayin'? I'm just tryin' to have a good time, you know'm sayin'? and you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's!
Tyrone: That's too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, know'm sayin'? No...
J-ROC: How am I supposed to be myself when you're countin' my Know'm Sayin's all the time, you know'm sayin'?
Victoria: J-ROC, I think you're saying it way too much.
J-ROC: Sayin' what?
[all three simultaneously]
J-ROC: Know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: Know'm sayin'.
Victoria: Know'm sayin'.
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Bubbles: The whole idea of it's got me pretty damn frisky, too! It's been, uh...Been quite a while since that stuff went on with me. I'm really frisky!
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[filming From Russia With The Love Bone]
Victoria: Gee, Stacy, I bet we could get like $12,000 for this on the open market.
Ricky: (in bad Russian accent) Everybody freeze! What's going on here?
Stacy: Maybe there's something that we can work out, Sergeant, yes?
[Stacy drops and begins unbuckling Ricky's pants]
Ricky: Ah, maybe there is, yes.
Bubbles: Sergeant Boris! What's going on here?
Ricky: Corporal Alexei, we found the motorcycle bandits! They want to work something out.
Bubbles: Let's get it on, then!
[Ricky can't get it up]
Trevor: (to Cory) Testicle difficulties, please stand by!
Ricky: J-ROC, I can't do this. I'm thinking about Lucy, and...I don't know what's, I...I need about 5 minutes here.
J-ROC: Aight. Aight, cut.
Victoria: Gee, Stacy, I bet we could get like $12,000 for this on the open market.
Ricky: (in bad Russian accent) Everybody freeze! What's going on here?
Stacy: Maybe there's something that we can work out, Sergeant, yes?
[Stacy drops and begins unbuckling Ricky's pants]
Ricky: Ah, maybe there is, yes.
Bubbles: Sergeant Boris! What's going on here?
Ricky: Corporal Alexei, we found the motorcycle bandits! They want to work something out.
Bubbles: Let's get it on, then!
[Ricky can't get it up]
Trevor: (to Cory) Testicle difficulties, please stand by!
Ricky: J-ROC, I can't do this. I'm thinking about Lucy, and...I don't know what's, I...I need about 5 minutes here.
J-ROC: Aight. Aight, cut.
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J-ROC: (to Ricky) Aight, Soft Serve. Here's what I'm talkin' about. You can't do the X-to-the-X-to-the-X. So we gonna do some SC witcha candy, that's soft-core, right? Know what I'm sayin'? it's still gonna play in hotels and all that and you're still gonna be a star. But Bubbles, you ain't havin' no troubles. You wanna get with her?
Bubbles: Well, if it's OK with her I certainly would.
J-ROC: (to Stacy) That aight?
Stacy: Yeah, that's cool.
J-ROC: Aight.
Stacy: Don't be nervous, Bubbles. I'll take good care of you.
Bubbles: Well, if it's OK with her I certainly would.
J-ROC: (to Stacy) That aight?
Stacy: Yeah, that's cool.
J-ROC: Aight.
Stacy: Don't be nervous, Bubbles. I'll take good care of you.
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[Trying to threaten Mr. Lahey into relinquishing the porno tape]:
Ricky: Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around!
Lahey: Don't you mean "What's all around comes around," Ricky?
Ricky: This isn't fuckin' over yet.
Lahey: That's nice talk to use on television, eh? Don't forget you started this shitstorm, Limpy!
Ricky: Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around!
Lahey: Don't you mean "What's all around comes around," Ricky?
Ricky: This isn't fuckin' over yet.
Lahey: That's nice talk to use on television, eh? Don't forget you started this shitstorm, Limpy!
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[Julian, listening to his phone messages]
Ricky: Julian! It's Ricky here. Just letting you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options. I'm gonna go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably gonna kill Mr. Lahey and I'm thinking about killing Randy as well and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. I've talked to Bubbles about it, he's probably gonna give me a hand because we both can't have this tape floating around. So, anyway, you know, I was kind of counting on you to maybe help plan this, but if you don't want to that's up to you. I just hope you won't feel guilty when me and Bubbles are in jail and you know that you could have prevented a murder. Talk to you later.
Ricky: Julian! It's Ricky here. Just letting you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options. I'm gonna go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably gonna kill Mr. Lahey and I'm thinking about killing Randy as well and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. I've talked to Bubbles about it, he's probably gonna give me a hand because we both can't have this tape floating around. So, anyway, you know, I was kind of counting on you to maybe help plan this, but if you don't want to that's up to you. I just hope you won't feel guilty when me and Bubbles are in jail and you know that you could have prevented a murder. Talk to you later.
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Mr. Lahey: You know, do you know what recidivism is Randy?
Randy: I don't have a clue, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: That's when people go back to jail over and over and over. I think we got a couple of A-1, class act recidivists up there.
Randy: I don't have a clue, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey: That's when people go back to jail over and over and over. I think we got a couple of A-1, class act recidivists up there.
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Trinity: I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy's gonna get mad at me.
[Takes a bite of a pot brownie]
Trinity: These taste funny!
[Throws the brownie into the yard]
[Takes a bite of a pot brownie]
Trinity: These taste funny!
[Throws the brownie into the yard]
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[Julian is driving Ricky and the dog after Ricky got shot and the dog ate weed brownies]
Ricky: It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.
Julian: Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for 45 minutes.
Ricky: Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!
Julian: Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!
Ricky: I don't give a--I'm bleeding to death here! You don't seem to understand that! Look at my ass!
Julian: I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.
Ricky: Levi? Fuck Levi! I need medical attention!
Julian: Listenm Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?!
Ricky: I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important, me or the dog?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important?!
Julian: Shut up!
[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]
Ricky: I'm fuckin' bleeding to death here!
Julian: Come on, Levi.
[Levi answers]
Julian: Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.
Ricky: (to the dog) You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?
Julian: Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.
Ricky: I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG THE BROWNIES...
Julian: YOU FED THE DOG!
Ricky: ...HE ATE THEM!
Julian: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!
Ricky: I NEED FUCKIN'...
Julian: SHUT UP!
Ricky: THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!
Ricky: It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.
Julian: Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for 45 minutes.
Ricky: Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!
Julian: Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!
Ricky: I don't give a--I'm bleeding to death here! You don't seem to understand that! Look at my ass!
Julian: I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.
Ricky: Levi? Fuck Levi! I need medical attention!
Julian: Listenm Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?!
Ricky: I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important, me or the dog?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important?!
Julian: Shut up!
[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]
Ricky: I'm fuckin' bleeding to death here!
Julian: Come on, Levi.
[Levi answers]
Julian: Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.
Ricky: (to the dog) You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?
Julian: Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.
Ricky: I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG THE BROWNIES...
Julian: YOU FED THE DOG!
Ricky: ...HE ATE THEM!
Julian: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!
Ricky: I NEED FUCKIN'...
Julian: SHUT UP!
Ricky: THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!
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Desiree: See, now you can always tell something about a person by the way they treat animals. One hour with Ricky and the dog's on drugs.
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[Ricky and Julian are trying to break into a barn to steal a riding lawn mower]
Julian: Here you go, break in.
[Hands Ricky a crowbar]
Ricky: Why do I have to break in?
Julian: Because this is all your fault and I'm in charge! Hurry up!
Ricky: It's your fault. You gave me the dog, you idiot.
Julian: Hurry up!
[Ricky takes the crowbar and pries the door open, an alarm sounds]
Ricky: Jesus Christ...
[Ricky draws a pistol and shoots into the barn, silencing the alarm]
Ricky: Who the fuck puts an alarm system in a barn? Fuckin' idiots!
[Ricky and Julian are struggling to push the lawn mower out of the barn, Ricky falls down and an inflatable raft falls down on top of him. He gets up and angrily slams the raft back up against the wall while the sound man leans over the lawn mower, attempting to catch it all]
Ricky: Hey, retard!
[Ricky grabs the boom mic]
Ricky: Can you hear me? I need a hand in here! Come fuckin' help us!
[The sound man puts the lawn mower into neutral, allowing them to push it easily]
Ricky: Oh, it's in neutral now. Well sorry I'm not so smart. I didn't know that.
Julian: Here you go, break in.
[Hands Ricky a crowbar]
Ricky: Why do I have to break in?
Julian: Because this is all your fault and I'm in charge! Hurry up!
Ricky: It's your fault. You gave me the dog, you idiot.
Julian: Hurry up!
[Ricky takes the crowbar and pries the door open, an alarm sounds]
Ricky: Jesus Christ...
[Ricky draws a pistol and shoots into the barn, silencing the alarm]
Ricky: Who the fuck puts an alarm system in a barn? Fuckin' idiots!
[Ricky and Julian are struggling to push the lawn mower out of the barn, Ricky falls down and an inflatable raft falls down on top of him. He gets up and angrily slams the raft back up against the wall while the sound man leans over the lawn mower, attempting to catch it all]
Ricky: Hey, retard!
[Ricky grabs the boom mic]
Ricky: Can you hear me? I need a hand in here! Come fuckin' help us!
[The sound man puts the lawn mower into neutral, allowing them to push it easily]
Ricky: Oh, it's in neutral now. Well sorry I'm not so smart. I didn't know that.
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[Farmer comes out with a shotgun]
Ricky: Let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa...who the fuck is that guy?
Ricky What do you want?
Julian: Relax, Ricky.
Ricky What do you want?!
Farmer: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Ricky: Nothing.
[Farmer shoots at them]
Ricky: FUCK! AH FUCK!
Sound Guy: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Julian: Get in the truck!
Sound Guy: I'M FUCKIN SHOT!
Ricky: Ahh, fuck!
[Julian drags sound guy in the truck]
Julian: Ricky, GET IN THE TRUCK!
Sound Guy: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
Julian: GET IN THE TRUCK!
Sound Guy: FUCK!
Ricky: Cover me, man! I'm fuckin shot again here!
[Julian fires off shots]
Sound Guy: I'M FUCKIN SHOT!!!
Ricky: Let's go. Whoa, whoa, whoa...who the fuck is that guy?
Ricky What do you want?
Julian: Relax, Ricky.
Ricky What do you want?!
Farmer: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Ricky: Nothing.
[Farmer shoots at them]
Ricky: FUCK! AH FUCK!
Sound Guy: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Julian: Get in the truck!
Sound Guy: I'M FUCKIN SHOT!
Ricky: Ahh, fuck!
[Julian drags sound guy in the truck]
Julian: Ricky, GET IN THE TRUCK!
Sound Guy: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
Julian: GET IN THE TRUCK!
Sound Guy: FUCK!
Ricky: Cover me, man! I'm fuckin shot again here!
[Julian fires off shots]
Sound Guy: I'M FUCKIN SHOT!!!
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Ricky: [to Cory and Trevor] Knock knock boys?
Trevor: Who's there?
[Ricky gives them two middles fingers directly in their faces]
Trevor: Who's there?
[Ricky gives them two middles fingers directly in their faces]
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[To Julian in a drunken embrace]:
Ricky: We got this plutonium kind of love shit going and I don't wanna fuck that up, all right.
Ricky: We got this plutonium kind of love shit going and I don't wanna fuck that up, all right.
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[As he is forcibly being escorted from bank]:
Ricky: I've been sexually assaulted here! That man tried to abuse me at a party.
Bank Manager: No that's not true!
Ricky: He feels up men and women all over the place. He's an asshole!
Ricky: I've been sexually assaulted here! That man tried to abuse me at a party.
Bank Manager: No that's not true!
Ricky: He feels up men and women all over the place. He's an asshole!
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Ricky: The thing is when you're shopping for a ring you gotta take your time because you know it's my wife we're talking about. She's not gonna be wearing one of those Cubic Zarcarbian things-- she's gotta have a nice ring.*(While rummaging through stolen loot during a break and enter eating a cheese sandwich)*
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Ricky: You know Jim or Jim knows you?
Cop: Jim.. Jim, my dad Jim?
Ricky: Jim's your dad? Oh yeah.. he mentioned he had a son on the force.
Cop: Yeah?
Ricky: Yeah, him and my dad go way back!
Cop: Jim.. Jim, my dad Jim?
Ricky: Jim's your dad? Oh yeah.. he mentioned he had a son on the force.
Cop: Yeah?
Ricky: Yeah, him and my dad go way back!
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[On the prospect of marriage]
Ricky: After today we're gonna be a legal family. It's gonna be pretty cool, right, it's gonna be on paper and everything.
Ricky: After today we're gonna be a legal family. It's gonna be pretty cool, right, it's gonna be on paper and everything.
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Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone...Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!
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Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
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[after a brief shootout between Ricky and the boys]
Ricky: What the fuck's goin' on here?!
(They all come together)
Ricky: I just came in here for smokes. What the hell is goin' on?
Cory: Sorry dude. Man, I didn't know.
Ricky: (points at Trevor) You're stupid.
Ricky: (points at Cory) You're stupid.
Ricky: (points at Bubbles) ...You're a fuckin' idiot!
Bubbles: The fuckin' gun was broken!
Ricky: You could of killed me over there! What the fuck?!
Julian: Ricky, shut up! Ricky...
[Julian points Ricky towards the surveillance camera]
Ricky: Oh, for fuck's sakes!
[Ricky shoots the camera twice]
Ricky: What the fuck's goin' on here?!
(They all come together)
Ricky: I just came in here for smokes. What the hell is goin' on?
Cory: Sorry dude. Man, I didn't know.
Ricky: (points at Trevor) You're stupid.
Ricky: (points at Cory) You're stupid.
Ricky: (points at Bubbles) ...You're a fuckin' idiot!
Bubbles: The fuckin' gun was broken!
Ricky: You could of killed me over there! What the fuck?!
Julian: Ricky, shut up! Ricky...
[Julian points Ricky towards the surveillance camera]
Ricky: Oh, for fuck's sakes!
[Ricky shoots the camera twice]
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(the boys are rushing to get all the groceries in the truck before the police come)
Bubbles: I have to get the cart in!
Ricky: Fuck off with the cart, Bubbles!
Bubbles: Come on! I'm not leaving this fuckin' cart!
Julian: Come on Bubbles! Leave the cart!
[Ricky throws the cart away from the truck onto the road]
Bubbles: Come on!
Ricky: Get in the fuckin' truck! GET IN!
Bubbles: (getting in the car) Jesus Christ!
Bubbles: I have to get the cart in!
Ricky: Fuck off with the cart, Bubbles!
Bubbles: Come on! I'm not leaving this fuckin' cart!
Julian: Come on Bubbles! Leave the cart!
[Ricky throws the cart away from the truck onto the road]
Bubbles: Come on!
Ricky: Get in the fuckin' truck! GET IN!
Bubbles: (getting in the car) Jesus Christ!
TV Show: Trailer Park Boys