Hancock's Half Hour Quotes

Hancock: [to woman going to give blood] Just think, Cliff Richard might get some of yours! [to himself] That'll slow him down a bit...

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Hancock: You've got Adam Faith earning ten times more than the prime minister. Now, is that right? Is that right? ... Then again, it depends whether you like Adam Faith and what your politics are.

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Hancock: Do we get a badge for doing this?

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Doctor: Where are you going?

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Hancock: To have my tea and biscuits.

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Doctor: I thought you came here to give some of your blood!

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Hancock: You've just had it.

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Doctor: But this is just a smear!

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Hancock: It may be just a smear to you, mate, but it's life and death to some poor wretch!

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Hancock: How much do you want then?

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Doctor: Well, a pint, of course?

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Hancock: A pint? Have you gone raving mad? [...] I mean, I came here in all good faith, to help my country. I don't mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint? Why, that's very nearly an armful!

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Doctor: You're AB negative.

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Hancock: ...Is that bad?

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Doctor: No, no - you're rhesus positive.

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Hancock: Rhesus? They're monkeys, aren't they? How dare you! I didn't come here to be insulted by a legalised vampire!

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Hancock: Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?

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