Trailer Park Boys Quotes

Bubbles: They're ladies of the evening.
Ray: Friends of the road, buddy.

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Ricky: Oh man, are they ever getting fucked over.

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Ricky: You're supposed to throw your dope away before you get to the border! Ya fucked up!!
Ricky: [Barks like a dog to border patrol dogs] Shut the fuck up!!

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Ricky: It's survival of the fitness boys.

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Bubbles: Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked.

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Phil: WHAT ABOUT YOU FOUR-EYES!
Bubbles: What did you call me?! You... Mustard Tiger!

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Bubbles: He looks like he ate Philadelphia.

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Bubbles: (Sarcastically speaking) Oh, nice job there, son of the mustard tiger!
Thomas: My dad is not a mustard tiger!
Bubbles: Oh, okay!

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Lahey: Barb, maybe you should lay off the alcohol just for a couple.

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Barb: Don't you think? Do you think, Jim? Because you know what? I'm gonna be totally honest with you and it's...it's a bit ironic, but since you stopped drinking you are not half as much fun!

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Lahey: Barb...I'm doing my best here.

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Barb: Jim, I wish you'd start drinkin' again!

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Lucy: Oh Randy, are you okay?
Randy: Ah, sweet and sour chicken balls! I think I sprained it, Luce!
Lucy: Is it bad?
Randy: Yeah, it hurts.
Lucy: Okay, well we'll put some...
Randy: Ah, quarterhorse cocks!
Lucy: Ok, well...you know we'll go back to my place and put some ice on this. You are going to be fine.
Randy: Ok.
Lucy: It's not a problem. A couple hours max...
Randy: Alfred HitchCock!
Lucy: Randy, enough with the cocks!

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