That's So Raven Quotes

Senorita Rodriguez: Well, Eddie, you're done early.
Eddie: Yeah, well Spanish always comes easy to a brother.
Senorita Rodriguez: [speaks to him in Spanish]
Eddie: Uh...salsa?

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Eddie: (sees Raven and Chelsea swinging outside) What are you doing?
Raven: (whispers) You got the....wrong answers.
Chelsea: (whisper) Your teacher...she changed the test!
Eddie: What?
Raven: Don't make us...
Chelsea: say it again.
Eddie: What am I gonna do? I don't know this stuff!
Raven: Just do...
Chelsea: the best...
Raven and Chelsea: you can!

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Raven: Excuse me, but I think mayonnaise in my sardine sandwich I had for lunch went BAD, so uh, I wanna apologize for any discomfort I might cause you young ladies. If you have perfume I'd spray it NOW!

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Eddie: Hurry up!
Raven: Okay, okay, how do I look?
Eddie: You have your mother's hair.
Raven: [giggles] I been told that, and--
Eddie: NO NO, you have your mother's HAIR.
Raven: Oh oh, okay, is my hair okay NOW?

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Raven: Where you going?
Chelsea: To get something to drink.
Raven: [loud enough for Eddie and Corey to hear] Oh, I'll get something for you. Don't worry about that, Chelsea! [Eddie and Corey give her a baby bottle from behind the door] Here you go. There. I'll make sure it's good for you.
Chelsea: Thanks, but I was thinking something more like a soda.
Raven: Soda? Girl, do you know that stuff is bad for you? Milk brings strong bones. Got to work on it. I'll even join you... [they give her a soda from behind the door] with a nice soda.
Chelsea: [takes soda from Raven] Thanks.

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Raven: Think about it, Chels-- you against Ben Sturky? Girl, you do the math. [has vision of Chelsea losing against Ben] Actually, math isn't my very best subject.

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[Chelsea is sitting on the stage waiting for election and Raven is sitting behind the curtain]
Raven: Come on, Chels, you gotta talk to me sometime.
Chelsea: No, I don't. Go away!
Raven: I'll hit you.
Chelsea: You will not! [Raven punches her from behind the curtain] OW!

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Raven: Ben, you stink.
Ben: I do?
Raven: Hasn't anybody ever told you that before?
Ben: Well, my mom...but that's just my mom. She thinks my dad smells too.
Raven: Interesting.

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Raven: 28 minutes and 19 seconds; that's how long me and my nose have been in there. The good news, we finished the project. The bad news, we have to burn the couch.

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Eddie: Cuddles died?
Raven: Yeah, he died the same way he lived, on the wheel.

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Chelsea: (To Cory) Do you still wear those pajamas, you know the ones with the bunny feet, baby?
Cory: Well baby, if that's what turns you on.

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Eddie: (Rapping) I may be sittin' in the seat soaked my feet but this homeboy's got you beat aha!.You can say all you want make funny faces but you're nothing but sad rappin' cousins.

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Raven: (To Sam) Don't worry she likes you, you lucky dog!

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Raven: (Looks at Eddie's pink and heart embroided shirt) I like that...I have that!
Eddie: It was either this, or a tube top.

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Raven: Reservations for Raven? (Eddie glares at her) You should really get a cell phone, alright?

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Raven: Okay, she's almost here. Which ones, these or these?
Chelsea: Rae, you always freak out every time your cousin Andrea comes in from Europe.
Raven: Girl, I am fine. I just need to know what hat says, you know, "Thanks for coming, but you need to go back to Paris."
Chelsea: Rae, she's only gonna be here for a little while.
Raven: Okay, I understand that, but does this belt say, "Just because we're relatives doesn't mean I have to like you"?

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Raven: Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't of said that we were going out but she made me so mad. Can't you just be my boyfriend for one week? What's the big deal?
Eddie: Because in a week, Andrea will be gone. You had a vision. Now, I had that same vision. I want that kiss, you promised me that kiss.
Raven: Okay, Eddie, I just can't back down now. She will never let me live it down.
Eddie: But I'm a man. I have feelings. I need to be held, Rae
Raven: Okay, Eddie, don't make me come down there and...(Andrea walks in Raven's room) give you the biggest hug my Eddie bear has ever had!
Eddie: What?! She's there isn't she?
Raven: Oh, I missed you too, Pookie
Eddie: Okay, now, Rae, that's it. I'm drawing the line at "Pookie"

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Andrea: You remember that pony I had?
Raven: Yeah
Andrea: Made it up
Raven: Well you remember that soccer trophy I had?
Andrea: Uh huh
Raven: Garage sale. $2.50.

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Raven: I love this picture of me and my folks. We were so happy
Chelsea: Where's Cory?
Raven: He wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.

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Chelsea: Hey Rae, why doesn't your leg join the play, because then it would be in the cast! Ha ha ha! Isn't that funny?
Raven: (Raven, Eddie, Chelsea all laugh) No!

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Mr. Pretracelli: All right, all right, all right. One last thing. I'm sure you'll be disappointed to know that I won't be here tomorrow. (Mr. Petracelli and the class sarcastically groans) But, Ms. Simmons will substituting. You know, the one who plays movie because she doesn't care about you're education. (Mr. Petracelli and the class shouts Yay!) Now remember, even though I'm gone tomorrow, I will be watching. (Mr. Petracelli and the class goes ooh)

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[in strong accents]
Raven: [as Liz Anya] Do you know who I be? Does you listen to music?
Eddie: [as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Do you watch TV?
Chelsea: [as Liz Anya's executive] Do you carry a lunch box?

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Chelsea: [in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!

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Raven: So you don't want me to tell you my visions?
Eddie: No...unless a piano is about to fall and hit me, you can tell me. (Chelsea glares at him) Or you could just keep it to yourself.
Raven: Okay, I won't tell you my visions. (walks away)
Eddie: (to Chelsea) If I get hit by a piano, I'm blaming you

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Cory: C'mon, William.
William: For real?
Cory: Yeah! Just don't touch yourself.

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Alana: BAXTAAA!! This is all your fault!

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Eddie: I like you too.
Loca: You better!

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Cory: [about Raven] I'm going to miss her... [to William] Pass the chips.

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Raven: [reading her poem in class] "My Love For Shoes", by Raven Baxter. 'SO many shoes but only two feet... I wish I could buy every pair that I meet...' [has a vision that she is on a catwalk] Oh, that is so cool! [sees everybody watching her confusedly] ...that I'm still in school... feelin' like a fool... just gonna sit in my stool... well, actually it's a seat, but it rhymes with-- OK, poem's over.

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Raven: [to herself] Girl, you are so ready for that Blue Rain concert.
Victor: So am I!

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