Still Game Quotes
Boabby: [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman] Hey look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack Jarvis: Shut it Bobby, you're the only fag in here.
Jack Jarvis: Shut it Bobby, you're the only fag in here.
Movie: Still Game
Bobby the barman: [Jack and Victor enter the Clansman] Ho-ho, it's the two Ronnies.
Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well, then, it's shut-up-ya-prick frae me...
Jack: And its shut-up-ya-prick frae him.
Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well, then, it's shut-up-ya-prick frae me...
Jack: And its shut-up-ya-prick frae him.
Movie: Still Game
Bobby the barman: [Jack and Victor enter the pub] Oh, here they come, Batman and Robin!
Victor: We'll accept that, so long as you go catwoman, you big pussy!
Victor: We'll accept that, so long as you go catwoman, you big pussy!
Movie: Still Game
Victor: Jack and me are going back to school.
Boabby: Its Jack and I.
Jack: No, its me and Victor.
Boabby: Its Jack and I.
Jack: No, its me and Victor.
TV Show: Still Game
Victor: Consider this: Yir warm noo, but how's it gonnae be in a wee stoany jail cell, with nothing to heat ye up, but a hot boabie - RIGHT up yir arse!
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Jack: (Making phrases to win a scone competition) Where's my scone? Where's my scone? Ah there it is, next to the phone
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Victor: A scone and tea at half past three, makes the day a little brighter. So you can keep your cakes and fancy tarts....
Jack and Victor: ...and stick them up your shiter.
Jack and Victor: ...and stick them up your shiter.
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Jack: Good morning, Doctor
Victor: (Speaks to pretend intercomm) Hold all calls, Linda
Jack: Linda?
Victor: I had to let Agnes go, she was an arsehole
Jack: Oh shame, I liked that woman, she was almost ready for retirement
Victor: Too bad, I call the shots, and she's sacked. Now what is wrong with you?
Jack: I'm depressed... I cannot be arsed with anyone or anything
Victor: Well, it sounds like your depressed, but I am afraid I cannae help ye
Jack: How?
Victor: 'cause I just geed the rest o' ma tablets to a lovely big fella called Victor McDade
Victor: (Speaks to pretend intercomm) Hold all calls, Linda
Jack: Linda?
Victor: I had to let Agnes go, she was an arsehole
Jack: Oh shame, I liked that woman, she was almost ready for retirement
Victor: Too bad, I call the shots, and she's sacked. Now what is wrong with you?
Jack: I'm depressed... I cannot be arsed with anyone or anything
Victor: Well, it sounds like your depressed, but I am afraid I cannae help ye
Jack: How?
Victor: 'cause I just geed the rest o' ma tablets to a lovely big fella called Victor McDade
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Bobby: Hey! Look! It's Lambert and Butler!
Jack: Shut it Boabby. You're the only fag in here
Jack: Shut it Boabby. You're the only fag in here
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Boabby: One more thing.. don't take ANY pish off them. I never do.
Eric: Hullo Boabby. You look a prize wanker.
Eric: Hullo Boabby. You look a prize wanker.
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Winston: (posing as owner of The Clansman) I'll also be getting rid of ma stack o' hardcore porny books. I've read them all noo anyway, and I'm getting too auld for the chuggin'
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Bobby: Ho-ho, it's the two Ronnies.
Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick fae me...
Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick fae him!
Victor: The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well then, it's shut-up-ya-prick fae me...
Jack: ...and its shut-up-ya-prick fae him!
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Navid: ( To Isa ) Braveheart! you look Mel Gibson "They can take our lives, but they'll never take ma handbag!"
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Jack: (Navid talking about losing business to a rival shop) You've still got us
Navid: Aye, but let's face it. Your old. Decreped. You'll be deed within six months. Then where will a be? Now, what can I get ye.
Jack: Two coffins, ya cheeky bastard!
Navid: Aye, but let's face it. Your old. Decreped. You'll be deed within six months. Then where will a be? Now, what can I get ye.
Jack: Two coffins, ya cheeky bastard!
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Ned: Feechees.
Jack: Feechees to you too. Are ye helpin us or whit?
Ned: Naw. A tenner fae each eh yeez.
Jack: Feechees to you too. Are ye helpin us or whit?
Ned: Naw. A tenner fae each eh yeez.
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Jack: What aboot John Wayne?
Victor: John Wayne's an arsehole Jack.
Jack: Eh?
Victor: Aye he was an arsehole in the Sands of Iowa Jima tae.
Victor: John Wayne's an arsehole Jack.
Jack: Eh?
Victor: Aye he was an arsehole in the Sands of Iowa Jima tae.
TV Show: Still Game