Degrassi - The Next Generation Quotes

Ashley: [gasps] Oh my god, Liberty! I didn't invite you! How did you know? Was I sending out second vibrations?
Emma: Um, no. Toby and JT called.

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Danny Van Zandt: [when Manny finds out Danny is her computerized match for the dance] Oh, Manuela...
Manny: I used to babysit you.
Danny Van Zandt: So let's take it to the next level.

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Marco: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?
Spinner: If they're hot.
Marco: Well... you're not.
Spinner: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.

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Spinner: Hey. Hey. You're not going anywhere.
Dean: Your mascot came at me.
Spinner: Is that what you think this is? [Pushes Dean]
Paige: Spin.
Spinner: He deserves it.
Paige: Spinner. Please.
Dean: Waterboy your boyfriend?
Paige: I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.

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Spinner: Being an idiot is OK sometimes.

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[looking at Degrassi High yearbook]
Craig: Oh My God. It's Joey! With hair!

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J.T.: Hey, we could contaminate the water fountains with e. coli, that way they’d have to shut down the school, right?
Toby: There probably is e. coli in the fountains.
Snake: Actually, we test our water on a daily basis, boys. It’s fine.

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Liberty: I could help you with your assignment. I get straight A’s.
J.T.: And I get straight D’s. So why rock the boat?

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[Ashley has offered to have sex with Jimmy for the first time.]
Spinner: To mark this heroic achievement, you better get "Little Jimmy Junior" there a present.
Jimmy: What?
Spinner: Condoms, you idiot!

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Spinner: My Ritalin, its like speed.
Jimmy: I thought it calmed you down.
Spinner: Yeah, for me. Its got something to do with the configuration of my brain, or something.
Jimmy: You have a brain?
Spinner: Ha ha.

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Sean: My social worker says it's beneficial, personally I wouldn't give a rat's a-

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Mr. Simpson: Class! Sorry for the delay.

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Paige: When the bomb went off, did your whole life, like, flash right before your eyes?
Mr. Kerwin: No, just the bomb

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Manny: We should celebrate.
Emma: Celebrate what exactly?
Manny: Becoming a woman.... Em, you can get pregnant now.
Emma: Oh great. Can we celebrate by finding me a washroom?

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Liberty: You know what, Emma? Go back to rain forests and whales. Because when it comes to people, you suck!

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JT: I can't believe it worked!
Toby: No, I cant believe you used that excuse!
JT: Ok, there she is. Time to cement the deal. HEY LIBERTY, GIRLFRIEND!

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[reciting his haiku in class]
Sean: Poetry is crime / no idea how to rhyme / stupid waste of time.

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J.T.: Aw, did little Emmy pee her pants?
Emma: No, I just started my period, for the first time. You know, menstruation? Something that happens with, oh, fifty percent of the population. Perfectly normal, right Ms. Kwan.
[JT drops a pen he was holding and his eyes widen. Toby's eyes widen,too. Sean jaw drops and is surprised.]
Ms. Kwan: Yes Emma.

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J.T.: Teachers aren't people. They're...teachers.

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[Ms. Kwan's adult ESL class takes a food break.]
Student: Ms. Kwan! I will eat the chicken wing, [bites it] I eat the chicken wing, [finishes it] I ate the chicken wing!

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Ms. Kwan: This is a school, not a petting zoo!

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Paige: Guy talk is short. Yes. No. Grunt.

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Emma: [mocking] Are you like gonna like do like your colors like together like?

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Paige: Oh, look. It's little miss save the world.
Emma: Oh, look. It's little miss plastic. Shouldn't you be testing your make-up on your stuffed-animals?
Paige: Shouldn't you be hugging a tree?

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Ashley: You want us to look like prostitutes?
Paige: Fine! I'll get us some nun costumes!

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Emma: Last week NAK told us to join the army. What’s tomorrow? A hole in the ozone is good because it makes a better tan? Imagine being a squeegee kid. Out in the cold, no school, no parents.
Toby: No parents?
Emma: Toby, this isn’t a joke!

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J.T.: Toby?
Toby: J.T.?
J.T. and Toby: "Miki-hiki-wompa, miki-hiki-yeah, miki-hiki-wigwam, Northwood Summer Camp!"
Manny: I guess they're friends.
J.T.: Manny, Emma. This is Toby. We were at camp together.
Emma: Nah, really?

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Snake: Okay... this is your greatest memory of Degrassi?
Caitlin: What? So I went through a headband phase. It was the 80s. You were there.
Snake: Oh speaking of the 80s... How about this. Joey's fedora.
Caitlin: Where's the shirt?
Snake: I don't know. I think Joey's still wearing it.

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Toby: He's not reading into her soul, he's reading her email.

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[At the end of his candidate speech to the school assembly.]
J.T.: Oh, by the way, I quit the race for school prez, vote Ashley!

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