SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes


Fred: My leg!

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Plankton: [yells] Lady, someone should put you in a box to drift in the river!
Elderly lady: [pauses, sadly] ... you're right.

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Plankton: That naive cube.

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Plankton: Well, this stinks.

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Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.

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SpongeBob: He's right Squidward, Seabears are all to real. Why once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin... [Squidward interupts]

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Customer: [after eating the Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly] Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this! [singing]
Customer: Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people, won't you listen to me? / I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! / A sandwich filled with Jellyfish Jelly! / Hey man, you've got to try this sandwich / It's no ordinary sandwich / It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea! [scats]

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Fish: Meep

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Polly: [squawks] What a rip-off.
Patchy The Pirate: It's a forty dollar value, Polly! A forty dollar value!

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