SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [gazing around at Mr. Krabs' numerous valuables on the walls] Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
Patrick: No way, SpongeBob! We're not getting paid to move stuff.
SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not getting paid at all.
Patrick: Well, that's what I said. We're not getting paid, and that's final!
SpongeBob: Okay, we'll just paint around this stuff.
Patrick: Good. Just don't pay me.
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [gazing around at Mr. Krabs' numerous valuables on the walls] Mr. Krabs sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
Patrick: No way, SpongeBob! We're not getting paid to move stuff.
SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not getting paid at all.
Patrick: Well, that's what I said. We're not getting paid, and that's final!
SpongeBob: Okay, we'll just paint around this stuff.
Patrick: Good. Just don't pay me.
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Squidward: Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub. I suppose you two are going to stew up some twigs and rocks.
SpongeBob: Nope, we've got something even better! Marshmallows! [holds up a bag of marshmallows, takes one and eats it] Mmmm-mmmm! Just like the astronauts eat!
SpongeBob: Nope, we've got something even better! Marshmallows! [holds up a bag of marshmallows, takes one and eats it] Mmmm-mmmm! Just like the astronauts eat!
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[SpongeBob dips his brush into one of the cans of paint and tentatively approaches one of the walls]
SpongeBob: All right, Patrick, let's get started painting this wall, with the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything but the wall! Well, here we go.
[A time card reading "One hour later" appears on the screen]
Narrator: One hour later...
SpongeBob: [sweating profusely] Just a few more seconds of mental preparation, and I'll be painting this wall.
[The next time card reads "Two hours later"]
Narrator: Two hours later...
[SpongeBob is still standing in the same spot, and not a drop of paint has touched the wall]
SpongeBob: I'm getting to the painting...
[The next time card reads "Three hours later"]
Narrator: Three hours later...
Patrick: [pulls the time card out of the scene] Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
SpongeBob: All right, Patrick, let's get started painting this wall, with the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything but the wall! Well, here we go.
[A time card reading "One hour later" appears on the screen]
Narrator: One hour later...
SpongeBob: [sweating profusely] Just a few more seconds of mental preparation, and I'll be painting this wall.
[The next time card reads "Two hours later"]
Narrator: Two hours later...
[SpongeBob is still standing in the same spot, and not a drop of paint has touched the wall]
SpongeBob: I'm getting to the painting...
[The next time card reads "Three hours later"]
Narrator: Three hours later...
Patrick: [pulls the time card out of the scene] Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
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[SpongeBob sees, to his great horror, a giant paint bubble floating in the air]
SpongeBob: Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Patrick: Oh, I know! [takes a bubble wand out of his pocket, dips it eagerly into his own can of paint, and blows out a second paint bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
[SpongeBob screams. The two bubbles merge together to form one colossal bubble]
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
Patrick: Nonsense! [starts blowing up the bubble even more with a bicycle pump]
SpongeBob: Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Patrick: Oh, I know! [takes a bubble wand out of his pocket, dips it eagerly into his own can of paint, and blows out a second paint bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
[SpongeBob screams. The two bubbles merge together to form one colossal bubble]
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
Patrick: Nonsense! [starts blowing up the bubble even more with a bicycle pump]
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Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place! I mean, it's not like it looks any different from a regular dollar! Why hang it?! You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it wouldn't even--
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, get your wallet out!
Patrick: [fishing his wallet out of his back pocket] I don't see where you're going with this--hey, a dollar!
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to do is-- [Patrick puts it in a vending machine] NO! PATRICK! NO! [the dollar comes back out of the machine] PAT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! PAT! GET IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back into the machine] Noooooo! [the dollar comes back out again] GRAB IT PAT! GRAB IT! GRAB IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back in again] Nooo-hoooo!
Patrick: [chewing a candy bar] Want a bite?
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, get your wallet out!
Patrick: [fishing his wallet out of his back pocket] I don't see where you're going with this--hey, a dollar!
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to do is-- [Patrick puts it in a vending machine] NO! PATRICK! NO! [the dollar comes back out of the machine] PAT! GET IT! GET IT! GET IT! PAT! GET IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back into the machine] Noooooo! [the dollar comes back out again] GRAB IT PAT! GRAB IT! GRAB IT! [Patrick puts the dollar back in again] Nooo-hoooo!
Patrick: [chewing a candy bar] Want a bite?
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Mr. Krabs: Criminy-Jim-Jam! You messed up my DOLLAR...ama. [walks up to a carefully assorted display of dolls, SpongeBob and Patrick kneel looking dumbfounded]
Mr. Krabs: All the dolls in this doller-ama were perfectly aligned. [aligns a doll] And you boys thought I wouldn't notice! Oh well, I guess no harm done. Ah well, boys, you're free to go.
Mr. Krabs: All the dolls in this doller-ama were perfectly aligned. [aligns a doll] And you boys thought I wouldn't notice! Oh well, I guess no harm done. Ah well, boys, you're free to go.
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[Mr. Krabs sees SpongeBob hanging from the spot where his first dollar is supposed to be]
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Oh, just...you know...hanging around.
Patrick: [flashing a thumbs-down] Boo!
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy.
[SpongeBob stretches out his body, so that his feet touch the floor. Mr. Krabs is not amused]
Mr. Krabs: All right, now you're just being silly.
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Oh, just...you know...hanging around.
Patrick: [flashing a thumbs-down] Boo!
Mr. Krabs: Get down onto the floor, boy.
[SpongeBob stretches out his body, so that his feet touch the floor. Mr. Krabs is not amused]
Mr. Krabs: All right, now you're just being silly.
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[Mr. Krabs sees his paint-covered dollar]
Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?
Patrick & SpongeBob: We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?
[A smiling face is seen scrawled on the front of the dollar. SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently]
Patrick: I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?
Patrick & SpongeBob: We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: And then did you draw on it with crayon?
[A smiling face is seen scrawled on the front of the dollar. SpongeBob looks at Patrick, who holds up a crayon innocently]
Patrick: I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
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Mr. Krabs: [angrily] All right boys! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW?!
SpongeBob: [scared] You mean our butts?
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time?
[Mr. Krabs takes his dollar and gives it one great big lick. When he puts it back on the wall, every last trace of paint and crayon is gone]
Mr. Krabs: [satisfied] There we go, good as new.
[Patrick and SpongeBob are dumbfounded, and start babbling]
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva.
SpongeBob: [beaming] Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya!
[Mr. Krabs bursts into gales of laughter. SpongeBob and Patrick both scowl, and walk out the front door in a huff. Mr. Krabs laughs so hard that saliva sprays out of his mouth, causing the paint to ooze down his walls. When he's finally stopped laughing enough to see what's going on, his house is a mess]
Mr. Krabs: Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
SpongeBob: [scared] You mean our butts?
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time?
[Mr. Krabs takes his dollar and gives it one great big lick. When he puts it back on the wall, every last trace of paint and crayon is gone]
Mr. Krabs: [satisfied] There we go, good as new.
[Patrick and SpongeBob are dumbfounded, and start babbling]
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva.
SpongeBob: [beaming] Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya!
[Mr. Krabs bursts into gales of laughter. SpongeBob and Patrick both scowl, and walk out the front door in a huff. Mr. Krabs laughs so hard that saliva sprays out of his mouth, causing the paint to ooze down his walls. When he's finally stopped laughing enough to see what's going on, his house is a mess]
Mr. Krabs: Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
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Patrick: Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!
Squidward: Are you going to order something or make friends with the panelling?
Patrick: Uh... I'll have an uh... uhh... [falls asleep]
Squidward: [snapping his fingers to wake Patrick] Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!
Narrator: Uh, uh, uh, Squidward. Remember what Mr. Krabs said...
Mr. Krabs: The money is always right!
Patrick: The ceiling iss right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee.
Squidward: [irritated] Fine! May I please take your order?!
Patrick: I'll have a... uhhhhhh...
Squidward: Are you going to order something or make friends with the panelling?
Patrick: Uh... I'll have an uh... uhh... [falls asleep]
Squidward: [snapping his fingers to wake Patrick] Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!
Narrator: Uh, uh, uh, Squidward. Remember what Mr. Krabs said...
Mr. Krabs: The money is always right!
Patrick: The ceiling iss right, Squidward. You're not a very good employee.
Squidward: [irritated] Fine! May I please take your order?!
Patrick: I'll have a... uhhhhhh...
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Narrator: Psst. Squidward. Remember: P.O.O.P.!
Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?
Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please.
Squidward: [sighs] Is that for here or to go? [gasps, covers his mouth]
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
[Squidward bangs his head on the cash register repeatedly]
Narrator: Don't worry, Squidward, it's all part of the job.
Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you order a Krabby Patty?
Patrick: Great idea, Squidward! One Krabby Patty, please.
Squidward: [sighs] Is that for here or to go? [gasps, covers his mouth]
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
[Squidward bangs his head on the cash register repeatedly]
Narrator: Don't worry, Squidward, it's all part of the job.
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Narrator: [about Squidward] Hmm... inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eye, pay close attention to the "I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now!" button.
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Mr. Krabs: Now are you gonna order something, or just stand there, 'cause there's a standin' fee.
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Narrator: [to an estatic Spongebob, who is hoping to start making a Krabby Patty] Are you ready?
[SpongeBob nods vigorously]
Narrator: Are you sure?
[SpongeBob nods so fast he nearly severs his head]
Narrator: Okay! The Secret Formula is- [episode ends]
[SpongeBob nods vigorously]
Narrator: Are you sure?
[SpongeBob nods so fast he nearly severs his head]
Narrator: Okay! The Secret Formula is- [episode ends]
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Narrator: Sounds like a lot of....
Random little fish: [interrupting the Narrator] HOOPLA!!!!
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of....
Random little fish: HOOPLA!!!!
Narrator: Sounds like a....
Random little fish: HOOPLA!!!! HOOPLA!!!!
[Narrator throws brick at fish which knocks him out]
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over one Krabby Patty right? Haha, WRONG!!!!!
Random little fish: [interrupting the Narrator] HOOPLA!!!!
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of....
Random little fish: HOOPLA!!!!
Narrator: Sounds like a....
Random little fish: HOOPLA!!!! HOOPLA!!!!
[Narrator throws brick at fish which knocks him out]
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over one Krabby Patty right? Haha, WRONG!!!!!
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Patrick: [reading his name tag that says, "HELLO, MY NAME IS PATRICK" upside down] Kirtap si eman, Y, M, O, 77, eh. I don't get it.
Mr. Krabs: No, you big dummy! It says "Hello, my name is Patrick"!
Patrick: [shakes his hand] Nice to meet you, Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: No, you big dummy! It says "Hello, my name is Patrick"!
Patrick: [shakes his hand] Nice to meet you, Patrick!
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[looking at discussion cards]
Mr. Krabs: What does yours say, Plankton?
Plankton: Um... Oh, yes. "Discuss the secret formula for the Krabby Patty." [the card actually reads, "Where are you from?"] Ahem... How interesting.
Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: What does yours say, Plankton?
Plankton: Um... Oh, yes. "Discuss the secret formula for the Krabby Patty." [the card actually reads, "Where are you from?"] Ahem... How interesting.
Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Plankton.
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SpongeBob: I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in punchbowl, but I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE BUNNY HOP! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BARNACLES! I'M BREAKING IN!
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SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
[They knock on a door]
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[The fish slams the door shut]
SpongeBob: I think you laid it a teensy bit thick there, 'ol pal. Let me give it a try. [knocks on door]
Fish: Please, g-go away!
SpongeBob: Hey uh, [coughs] ho-how ya doin'?
Fish: How am I doin'?
SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate?
Patrick: WE GOT 'IM NOW!
Fish: Sorry, chocolate is sugar, and sugar is bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?
Patrick: [his stomach is bubbling; he laughs] It tickles.
Fish: [holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
[Patrick takes the photo]
Fish: You can keep that for $5.
Patrick: [holds up cash]] I'll take 10!
[They knock on a door]
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[The fish slams the door shut]
SpongeBob: I think you laid it a teensy bit thick there, 'ol pal. Let me give it a try. [knocks on door]
Fish: Please, g-go away!
SpongeBob: Hey uh, [coughs] ho-how ya doin'?
Fish: How am I doin'?
SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate?
Patrick: WE GOT 'IM NOW!
Fish: Sorry, chocolate is sugar, and sugar is bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?
Patrick: [his stomach is bubbling; he laughs] It tickles.
Fish: [holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
[Patrick takes the photo]
Fish: You can keep that for $5.
Patrick: [holds up cash]] I'll take 10!
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SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir. Can we interest you in some... [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate?
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!
Patrick: Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!!! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!![terrified, Spongebob and Patrick run away Tom then chases them while madly screaming 'CHOCOLATE!!!']
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!
Patrick: Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!!! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!![terrified, Spongebob and Patrick run away Tom then chases them while madly screaming 'CHOCOLATE!!!']
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[SpongeBob rings the doorbell and the same con-artist who sold them a bunch of candy bar bags appears.]
Con-artist: Yes?
SpongeBob: Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?
Con-artist: I don't recall, but it looks to me that you boys have a lot of bags there. You two ladykillers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy-bar-bag-carrying bags.
Patrick: We'll take twenty!
Con-artist: Yes?
SpongeBob: Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?
Con-artist: I don't recall, but it looks to me that you boys have a lot of bags there. You two ladykillers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy-bar-bag-carrying bags.
Patrick: We'll take twenty!
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Con-artist: Such nice boys, it does my heart good to [unwraps bandages] con a coupla class-A suckaroonies like those too Ha Ha!
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Mary: Yes?
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
Mary: MOM!
[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]
Mary's Mother: What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
Mary: They're selling chocolate!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?
Mary: Yeah!
Mary's Mother: What? What are they selling?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: What?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: I can't hear you!
Mary: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?!
Mary: YEAH!
Mary's Mother: Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!
SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...
Patrick: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!
Mary: No, no, no...
Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? I'll take one!
[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]
Mary's Mother: Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
Mary: [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
Patrick: Hooray for lying!
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
Mary: MOM!
[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]
Mary's Mother: What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
Mary: They're selling chocolate!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?
Mary: Yeah!
Mary's Mother: What? What are they selling?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: What?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: I can't hear you!
Mary: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?!
Mary: YEAH!
Mary's Mother: Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!
SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...
Patrick: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!
Mary: No, no, no...
Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? I'll take one!
[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]
Mary's Mother: Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
Mary: [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
Patrick: Hooray for lying!
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Tom: CHOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are on the ground, begging Tom not to hurt them]
Tom: [laughing like a maniac] FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU-- [calms down instantly] I like to buy all your chocolate! [holds up a mountain of cash]
[Chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's pants, followed by a Hershey kiss, then he and SpongeBob melt like chocolate]
SpongeBob: Thank you for your patronage.
[SpongeBob and Patrick are on the ground, begging Tom not to hurt them]
Tom: [laughing like a maniac] FINALLY!! I've been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! NOW THAT I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU-- [calms down instantly] I like to buy all your chocolate! [holds up a mountain of cash]
[Chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's pants, followed by a Hershey kiss, then he and SpongeBob melt like chocolate]
SpongeBob: Thank you for your patronage.
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SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, focus. [walks up to house and knocks on door, the tenant answers]
Customer: Yes?
Spongebob: Good evening, sir. We're selling chocolate bars.
[Patrick's eyes zoom in and out of his head towards the customer]
Customer: Why is chubby here staring at me?
Patrick: Focusing...
[the customer backs into his house with Patrick's eyes following him]
Customer: Back up, Jack! [slams his door on Patrick's eyes and they look around]
Patrick: Nice place you got here!
Customer: Yes?
Spongebob: Good evening, sir. We're selling chocolate bars.
[Patrick's eyes zoom in and out of his head towards the customer]
Customer: Why is chubby here staring at me?
Patrick: Focusing...
[the customer backs into his house with Patrick's eyes following him]
Customer: Back up, Jack! [slams his door on Patrick's eyes and they look around]
Patrick: Nice place you got here!
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SpongeBob: I can't understand what we're doing wrong.
Patrick: I can't understand anything [munches on a chocolate bar]
Patrick: I can't understand anything [munches on a chocolate bar]
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SpongeBob: [referring to Barnacle Chips] They are most certainly NOT delicious!
Patrick: Not the way I use 'em!
SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day.
Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn't strecth the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.
Patrick: Not the way I use 'em!
SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day.
Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn't strecth the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.
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SpongeBob: Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.
Patrick: I can live with that.
SpongeBob: Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother."
Patrick: I can live with that.
SpongeBob: Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother."
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SpongeBob: [as an astronaut] SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself!
Patrick: Yummy! [takes a marshmallow and crams it into his mouth] Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed!
Patrick: Yummy! [takes a marshmallow and crams it into his mouth] Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed!
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