Yu-Gi-Oh GX Quotes

Yami: [to This aint a Scene] This aint a Scene, it's a goddamn card game.

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Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! We're about as half as popular as Team Four Star.

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Yami: Hey! Remember when Bakura used to be in this show? Neither do I.

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Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed before a live studio audience.

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Sparkman and Avian: Guy pact! This didn't happen! Okay?!

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Burstinatrix: [To Sparkman and Avian] How 'bout you 2 guys get over here right now, or I'll tell the entire deck!?!

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Syrus: I want one! How do I get a Maiden Counter?
Chumley: Yeah, me too! I want one too!
Alexis: Uh, guys? Try and remember that its just a card you're looking at.

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Zane: Try and remember who you're talking to. When Sy and I we're growing up, he used to claim that he was going steady with Dark Magician Girl.
Alexis: Is that so? Did she break your heart, Sy, or you just decide to see other monsters?

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Zane: I'm sorry. But it's time for you to go home.
[Blair starts to cry]
Jaden: Wait, why does she have to go home? 'Cause you say so, hello? She's a student here in Duel Academy and a good one!
Zane: Jaden, she has to go home.
Jaden: Huh? Oh, I see whatcha doin' here, Zane. You're pushing her out because she's a good student. (laughs) Cause she might dethrone you!
[Alexis laughs]
Zane: She has to go home, because she's in 2nd grade.
Jaden: Say what?!
Syrus and Chumley: IN 2ND GRADE?!!
Jaden: So, you're saying that I almost got beaten by a girl who's only 8 years old?!
Blair: [sticks out her tongue and points at Jaden] 8 and a half, if it makes you feel any better!

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Blair Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!
[our hero is in the state of shock]
Jaden: WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!
Alexis: She does like Zane. But apparently, she lovesyou! [giggles]

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Blair: [waves good-bye to Jaden as she sails home] I'll see you soon! Write me every day! I love you, Jaden-sweetie!
Jaden: [groans and waves back] Wish they made cards... to counter this!

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Dr. Crowler: Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.
Jaden: He is not. Chazz was invited.
Chazz: He means you.

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Zane Truesdale: I could win the duel. Camyula will be defeated. We'll be that much closer to keeping the world safe from those legendary beasts. And in exchange, we just lose one soul... my brother's. The choice is clear.

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Chazz Princeton: [after beating Czar's flunkies] Alright Granny, outta the rocker! you're up!
Czar: [stands up] Yes, and you're going down. Now it's the Czar versus the Princeton, and there's no way I'll be knocked off my throne by you! Get ready for a battle royale!
Czar: [starts the duel] I activate 2 copies of Fiend Sanctuary, and summon 2 Metal Fiend Tokens! But like you, they won't be staying long! Now I'll sacrifice them to summon Zoa. I'll set 2 cards and end my turn. Ha, already my side of the field is set! See how it's different with the Czar?
Chazz Princeton: But it'll end the same.

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[repeated line]
Chazz Princeton: You go bye-bye!

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[repeated line]
Jaden Yuki: Get your game on!

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[repeated line]
Jaden Yuki: Here goes something!

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Syrus Truesdale: [finding a love letter] This isn't Jaden's! Someone wrote me a letter [sneaks off to read it]
Syrus Truesdale: Since the first time I saw you, I've been... in love with you? Meet me behind the girl's dorm endearingly... Alexis Rhodes? [stumbles back and falls]
Syrus Truesdale: Whoa... this is a lot better than what my mom usually writes me.
Alexis Rhodes: [fantasizes running to Alexis across a field of flowers] Sy-rus!
Syrus Truesdale: A-lex-is!
Alexis Rhodes: Please be mine...
Syrus Truesdale: [speaking aloud] Oh, I'm *yours*!

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Syrus Truesdale: [praying to a poster of Slifer the Sky Dragon] Please, *please*! Please let me ace my exams, or I'll be stuck in this red blazer forever! Not that there's anything wrong with red of course, it's great on *you* Slifer! I need help! Please give me a sign!

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Syrus Truesdale: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...
Jaden Yuki: I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy.
Jaden Yuki: [Syrus wakes up] Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Seance
Syrus Truesdale: You're here!
Chazz Princeton: You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!
Jaden Yuki: Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't work out that way.

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Syrus Truesdale: Chazz has the Spirit Keys!
Alexis Rhodes: Joke's over, give back the keys Chazz!
Chazz Princeton: Not yet.
Alexis Rhodes: Okay, well, when then?
Chazz Princeton: When you... and I duel! So, let's Alexis!
Jaden Yuki: Huh? Why do you wanna duel her?
Chazz Princeton: Because I'm... in love! And Alexis is too, she doesn't know it yet! We belong together!
Alexis Rhodes: Who told you *that*?
Atticus Rhodes: I did!
Jaden Yuki: And why how do you know that?
Atticus Rhodes: Because I know her. And little Sis needs a helping hand with her love life! C'mon, he stole the Spirit Keys, just for *you*!
Alexis Rhodes: It's times like this, I wish you were back in a coma.
Zane Truesdale: Anyone up for just tackling them?

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Syrus Truesdale: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden Yuki: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz Princeton: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!

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Syrus Truesdale: Jaden! It's awful! Chazz has disappeared!
Jaden Yuki: And that's awful, how?

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Syrus Truesdale: Jaden's in deep trouble!
Bastion Misawa: Unfortunately, Syrus, that's the understatement of the year. The trouble isn't just deep; it's subterranean.

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Syrus Truesdale: Think we were somehow connected to each other in an ancient life, Jaden? You know, like you were an Egyptian pharoah, and I was your guardian high priest?
Jaden Yuki: No offense, but that's just lame.

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Chumley Huffington: If you don't win, you'll be on the next bus outta here.
Jaden Yuki: Chumley, we're on an island... bus?

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Chazz Princeton: [draws Ojama Yellow] You again?
Ojama Yellow: Hey Boss, nica to see ya, need me to fight a monster for ya? [notices the hulking Zoa]
Ojama Yellow: Whoa, nevermind.
Chazz Princeton: I think I finally found a way to get rid of you. I summon Ojama Yellow!

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Chazz Princeton: Bring it on, Slifer Slacker.
Jaden Yuki: Oh, it is brung!

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Chazz Princeton: Four monsters?
Slade Princeton: Congratulations. You can add! But tell me bro, how's your subtraction? Give him a lesson Dragun! [Dragun attacks, and a ton of black monsters cover Slade's other creatures]
Slade Princeton: What are those things?
Chazz Princeton: It's multiplication. When the Unhappy Maiden is destroyed, hundreds of her little friends end your turn automatically.

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Chazz Princeton: I place 2 cards face down, and 1 Giant Rat in defense mode.
Czar's flunky: A rat? That's the best you can do?
Chazz Princeton: It's true, he *is* a weaker card, one the old Chazz would have never used. But I've learned something: sometimes life deals you all sorts of cards, and you have to make the best of what you've got.
Ojama Yellow: Aw, that's so nice of you boss, you're talking about me right?
Chazz Princeton: [turns to yell at Ojama Yellow] Actually I wasn't! You're just as annoying and revolting as ever, got that!
Chazz Princeton: [Czar's flunkies look on as Chazz appears to be yelling at Giant Rat] You're a disgusting little yellow gremlin and I don't like you one bit!
Czar's flunky: Revolting maybe, but yellow and little? Get your eyes checked!

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