The Odd Couple Quotes

Felix Unger: Never assume...

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Felix Ungar: What freeway are we supposed to be on?
Oscar Madison: The 405.
Felix Ungar: I think that sign back there said 101.
Oscar Madison: If you didn't have the brains to pee back at the airport, how could you possibly read that sign?
Felix Ungar: Reading and peeing are two different things!
Oscar Madison: At your age you're lucky you can do either one.

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Felix Ungar: [clearing his sinuses] Snah!
Oscar Madison: Didn't you fix that yet?

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Oscar Madison: Don't come to me with your petty problems. You get this one stinkin' night a week. I'm cooped up here with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.

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Vinnie: I thought he looked edgy the last couple of weeks. Don't you think he looked edgy?
Speed: No, as a matter of fact, I thought you looked edgy.

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