Kim Possible Quotes
Drakken: You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the 'all that-ness' that you used to think that you were then... but not now..."
Shego: ...Y-yeah, just stop.
Shego: ...Y-yeah, just stop.
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Kim: Are you hitting on me?
Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend.
Kim: You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... you're serious?
Ron: Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all.
Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend.
Kim: You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... you're serious?
Ron: Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all.
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Kim: I remember, I remember! I gave you the belt for our half-i-versary.
Ron: Yeah, I still don't get what exactly that is.
Kim: Ron, I remember that you're my boyfriend and that I think I love you.
Ron: For real?
Kim: For real.
Ron: Yeah, I still don't get what exactly that is.
Kim: Ron, I remember that you're my boyfriend and that I think I love you.
Ron: For real?
Kim: For real.
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Monique: Back off, Bonnie! In case you didn't notice, now Kim is the one dating the star of the football team.
Kim: That's not important to me, Monique... although Ron has broken more school records than Brick ever did.
Bonnie: [sulking] Brick... if he had just flunked senior year one more time, he'd be here to rule at my side.
Kim: That's not important to me, Monique... although Ron has broken more school records than Brick ever did.
Bonnie: [sulking] Brick... if he had just flunked senior year one more time, he'd be here to rule at my side.
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Bonnie: (crying and wailing)
Ron: Um, I don't speak hysteric.
Bonnie: (continues crying and wailing)
Kim: Brick broke up with you?
Ron: How do you know what she's saying?
Kim: It's a girl thing.
Ron: Um, I don't speak hysteric.
Bonnie: (continues crying and wailing)
Kim: Brick broke up with you?
Ron: How do you know what she's saying?
Kim: It's a girl thing.
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Bonnie: I don't do pathetic!
Ron: (under his breath) Well, you could have fooled me...
Ron: (under his breath) Well, you could have fooled me...
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Ron: Uh, Bonnie? This is the part of sneaking in that we like to call "quiet time."
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Kim: Hurry Ron, "baby" and "missing" are a bad combination.
Ron: Right with ya, KP.
Kim: Wade, need a DNA scan of the baby’s hair… then an ultraviolet sweep of the nursery. Ron?
Ron: Look, I spelled Rufus.
Mother: Kim Possible, thank goodness you’re here.
Kim: We came as soon as we heard your baby was… right there in your arms?
Father: It’s not our baby that’s missing.
Mother: No, it’s her… her…
Father: Paccie.
Kim: You called us for a missing pacifier?
Ron: Can’t you just buy a new one?
Kim: What up, Wade?
Wade: Something seriously weird.
Kim: Let me guess, a worldwide wave of stolen pacifiers?
Wade: Yeah! How did you know?
Kim: Just a hunch.
Mother: Whoever did this…? I said whoever did this left a note.
Ron: O-oh look, ransom is spelled out “little booties”. O-oh, that’s adorable, and- (sneezes) Dusty.
Kim: Not dust, baby powder.
Wade: Scan complete, Kim, and we’re looking at rare baby talc, manufactured in the tiny English village of Sheershimsheer. Well, it used to be.
Kim: Not anymore?
Wade: The baby powder factory has been closed for years.
Ron: Uh, sounds dead-endish.
Wade: Maybe not, look at this. Sheershimsheer is also the home of a nanny-training academy. Oh wait, also closed.
Ron: That’s double dead-endish.
Rufus: Yeah.
Kim: It’s the only lead we got, better check it out.
Ron: Right with ya, KP.
Kim: Wade, need a DNA scan of the baby’s hair… then an ultraviolet sweep of the nursery. Ron?
Ron: Look, I spelled Rufus.
Mother: Kim Possible, thank goodness you’re here.
Kim: We came as soon as we heard your baby was… right there in your arms?
Father: It’s not our baby that’s missing.
Mother: No, it’s her… her…
Father: Paccie.
Kim: You called us for a missing pacifier?
Ron: Can’t you just buy a new one?
Kim: What up, Wade?
Wade: Something seriously weird.
Kim: Let me guess, a worldwide wave of stolen pacifiers?
Wade: Yeah! How did you know?
Kim: Just a hunch.
Mother: Whoever did this…? I said whoever did this left a note.
Ron: O-oh look, ransom is spelled out “little booties”. O-oh, that’s adorable, and- (sneezes) Dusty.
Kim: Not dust, baby powder.
Wade: Scan complete, Kim, and we’re looking at rare baby talc, manufactured in the tiny English village of Sheershimsheer. Well, it used to be.
Kim: Not anymore?
Wade: The baby powder factory has been closed for years.
Ron: Uh, sounds dead-endish.
Wade: Maybe not, look at this. Sheershimsheer is also the home of a nanny-training academy. Oh wait, also closed.
Ron: That’s double dead-endish.
Rufus: Yeah.
Kim: It’s the only lead we got, better check it out.
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Ron: After grad you're – you're heading to the stars, and, um...
Kim: Ron... what?
Ron: I'm stuck on Earth, but I don't want to hold you back, so whatever happens... I'm okay with it...
Kim: Ron... what?
Ron: I'm stuck on Earth, but I don't want to hold you back, so whatever happens... I'm okay with it...
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Kim: This is good.
Drakken: What part of being held prisoner aboard an alien spaceship is good?
Kim: They're not paying attention to us. They think we're trapped.
Drakken: Aren't we?
Kim: Not for long!
(pause)
Drakken: Grrr! I find your youthful optimism irritating.
Drakken: What part of being held prisoner aboard an alien spaceship is good?
Kim: They're not paying attention to us. They think we're trapped.
Drakken: Aren't we?
Kim: Not for long!
(pause)
Drakken: Grrr! I find your youthful optimism irritating.
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(at the factory)
Ron: Okay, the creepy factor’s in serious over "freak" here.
Rufus: O-o-o-oh.
Kim: It’s just an old house, it’s not haunted.
Ron: AAH! It’s a zombie!
Old Lady: May I help you?
Kim: (To Ron) Not a Zombie… (To Old Lady) Hi, we’re looking for Nanny Maim.
Old Lady: I am she.
Kim: I’m Kim Possible, and this is Ron Stoppable.
Ron: Hey.
Nanny Maim: Hay is for horses, young man, and do stand up straight. Your posture is atrocious.
Ron: Yes, Ma’am.
Kim: We were hoping to find out about your nanny academy.
Nanny Maim: Deary, there hasn’t been an academy here for years. No one needs nannies anymore. At least, not nannies who know how to handle unruly children.
Kim: It’s just that we have some questions about the baby powder that used to be manufactured here.
Nanny Maim: Ohh, perhaps I can help you with that.
Kim: Really?
Nanny Maim: Yes. I would suggest you take your questions and… go elsewhere.
Kim and Ron: Huh?
Kim: Let’s see if the other locals are friendlier.
Ron: Uh, I’d settle for "not as bone chillingly eerie."
Ron: Okay, the creepy factor’s in serious over "freak" here.
Rufus: O-o-o-oh.
Kim: It’s just an old house, it’s not haunted.
Ron: AAH! It’s a zombie!
Old Lady: May I help you?
Kim: (To Ron) Not a Zombie… (To Old Lady) Hi, we’re looking for Nanny Maim.
Old Lady: I am she.
Kim: I’m Kim Possible, and this is Ron Stoppable.
Ron: Hey.
Nanny Maim: Hay is for horses, young man, and do stand up straight. Your posture is atrocious.
Ron: Yes, Ma’am.
Kim: We were hoping to find out about your nanny academy.
Nanny Maim: Deary, there hasn’t been an academy here for years. No one needs nannies anymore. At least, not nannies who know how to handle unruly children.
Kim: It’s just that we have some questions about the baby powder that used to be manufactured here.
Nanny Maim: Ohh, perhaps I can help you with that.
Kim: Really?
Nanny Maim: Yes. I would suggest you take your questions and… go elsewhere.
Kim and Ron: Huh?
Kim: Let’s see if the other locals are friendlier.
Ron: Uh, I’d settle for "not as bone chillingly eerie."
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Bartender: Welcome to the Cow and Cone. ‘Ave a pint. Would it be a ‘and scoop or soft-served?
Ron: Well, uh I’m a scoop guy myself, pistachio please.
Rufus: Me, too.
Bartender: And ‘ow about you miss, what would you like?
Kim: Information.
Bartender: Certainly, ‘appy to ‘elp.
Kim: It’s about the nanny academy.
Bartender: Well it was an academy right now. Lovely old place it was.
Kim: What happened?
Bartender: (sighs) Times miss, same as the rest of Sheershimsheer. First the baby powder plant closed, then people stopped hirin’ nannies.
Ron: And that’s when they went into the zombie business, right?
Rufus: O-o-oh.
Bartender: What’s he on about?
Kim: What about the old woman we spoke to there?
Bartender: You spoke to… uh, Nanny Maim? Oh, ah... you needn’t worry a tick about her. She’s a lovely woman, that one. Salt of the earth.
Woman: A heart of gold, she has.
Man: They don’t make ‘em like her anymore.
Ron: Why would they want to?
Ron: Well, uh I’m a scoop guy myself, pistachio please.
Rufus: Me, too.
Bartender: And ‘ow about you miss, what would you like?
Kim: Information.
Bartender: Certainly, ‘appy to ‘elp.
Kim: It’s about the nanny academy.
Bartender: Well it was an academy right now. Lovely old place it was.
Kim: What happened?
Bartender: (sighs) Times miss, same as the rest of Sheershimsheer. First the baby powder plant closed, then people stopped hirin’ nannies.
Ron: And that’s when they went into the zombie business, right?
Rufus: O-o-oh.
Bartender: What’s he on about?
Kim: What about the old woman we spoke to there?
Bartender: You spoke to… uh, Nanny Maim? Oh, ah... you needn’t worry a tick about her. She’s a lovely woman, that one. Salt of the earth.
Woman: A heart of gold, she has.
Man: They don’t make ‘em like her anymore.
Ron: Why would they want to?
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Kim: What are they looking for?
Bartender: Not babies miss, never babies. We like babies ‘round ‘ere, we do, heh heh... That’s right.
Woman: Oh yes, we like babies just fine. But not snoopers like you.
Bartender: Per’aps your order should be for take-away.
(outside the parlor)
Kim: Things are way weird here.
Ron: Yeah, pistachio is s’pose to be green.
Kim: We need to take another look at that academy.
Ron: Ok, but walk slow, ‘cause... (munches) once you get past the purple, this is good pistachio.
Bartender: Not babies miss, never babies. We like babies ‘round ‘ere, we do, heh heh... That’s right.
Woman: Oh yes, we like babies just fine. But not snoopers like you.
Bartender: Per’aps your order should be for take-away.
(outside the parlor)
Kim: Things are way weird here.
Ron: Yeah, pistachio is s’pose to be green.
Kim: We need to take another look at that academy.
Ron: Ok, but walk slow, ‘cause... (munches) once you get past the purple, this is good pistachio.
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Kim: Ron, infiltrating, no crunch zone.
Ron: Right. (munches) Whoa, there’s chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...
Kim: (sighs) Wade, what have you got?
Wade: Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.
Ron: Right. (munches) Whoa, there’s chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...
Kim: (sighs) Wade, what have you got?
Wade: Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.
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Ron: Kim, don’t look. This is possibly the sickest thing I’ve ever seen.
Kim: Sicker then the time you put Diablo sauce on pancakes?
Ron: MUCH!
Kim: Sicker then the time you put Diablo sauce on pancakes?
Ron: MUCH!
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Kim: Ohh, captured by babies. This is a new personal low.
Ron: You gotta admit they were cute... until they kicked our butts.
(one of the babies blows a raspberry at them)
Ron: You gotta admit they were cute... until they kicked our butts.
(one of the babies blows a raspberry at them)
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Nanny Maim: Apparently, during your last visit, I did not make myself clear.
Kim: Oh, it’s very clear. You’re creating an army of super babies, and using them to steal pacifiers.
Ron: Ok, now see I was thinking that but when you said it out loud, I-it sounded silly.
Kim: I know.
Kim: Oh, it’s very clear. You’re creating an army of super babies, and using them to steal pacifiers.
Ron: Ok, now see I was thinking that but when you said it out loud, I-it sounded silly.
Kim: I know.
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Nanny Maim: (tsking) So very naughty, trying to muck up Nanny Maim’s plans like this. (sips tea) Hmmmm, what to do?
Kim: You could tell us what this is all about. That’s sort of traditional in situations like this.
Nanny Maim: Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.
Kim: So, this is about revenge?
Nanny Maim: Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.
Ron: Hey, what’s more traditional than greed?
Kim: And the, um, hench-babies?
Nanny Maim: These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.
Ron: Cheap, that’s traditional too.
Kim: The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan… also traditional.
Kim: You could tell us what this is all about. That’s sort of traditional in situations like this.
Nanny Maim: Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.
Kim: So, this is about revenge?
Nanny Maim: Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.
Ron: Hey, what’s more traditional than greed?
Kim: And the, um, hench-babies?
Nanny Maim: These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.
Ron: Cheap, that’s traditional too.
Kim: The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan… also traditional.
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Ron: Ron Stoppable is more than a match for any baby! I got a little sis myself, so bring it on...! Waaaaa, blah no, I meant one at a time! AHHHH...!
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Ron: Oh, glad that’s over.
Kim: Um, it’s not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?
Ron: Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.
Kim: Um, it’s not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?
Ron: Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.
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[Ron is having a hard time flying due to having Drakken on his back]
Ron: The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.
Drakken: Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.
Ron: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...
Drakken: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Ron: The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.
Drakken: Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.
Ron: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...
Drakken: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
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Ron: Dude, you okay?
Shego: Dr. D...?
Drakken: neh... uh... My mind... it's racing... it's uncanny... I see every detail...
Kim: Of what?
Drakken: My greatest plan ever!
Ron: To save the world?
[Pause.]
Drakken: Do NOT make me say those words!
Shego: Dr. D...?
Drakken: neh... uh... My mind... it's racing... it's uncanny... I see every detail...
Kim: Of what?
Drakken: My greatest plan ever!
Ron: To save the world?
[Pause.]
Drakken: Do NOT make me say those words!
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[Drakken believes Kim has been vaporized]
Drakken: You... were a worthy foe. You were indeed "all that." Farewell... Kim Possible!
[Kim appears behind him, tying her graduation sash around her waist]
Kim: Hello, Drakken!
Drakken: You... were a worthy foe. You were indeed "all that." Farewell... Kim Possible!
[Kim appears behind him, tying her graduation sash around her waist]
Kim: Hello, Drakken!
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Shego: Okay, Where's Miss Priss?
(Ron and Mr. Possible point at the sky.)
Shego: Great I was banking on Kimmie to do her save the world thing.
Ron: Where's Drakken?
Shego: (points to sky, in depressed voice) See previous.
(Ron and Mr. Possible point at the sky.)
Shego: Great I was banking on Kimmie to do her save the world thing.
Ron: Where's Drakken?
Shego: (points to sky, in depressed voice) See previous.
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(Approaching the Lowardian mothership)
Shego: All right, we need to figure a way in
Ron: Easy, Look for the garbage hatch
Shego: (sarcastic) Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a garba- (sees garbage hatch) en!
Ron: And the first Booyah in space, A-BOOYAH!
Shego: (About to fly through the garbage) Hold on (Ron grabs her) Not to me!
Shego: All right, we need to figure a way in
Ron: Easy, Look for the garbage hatch
Shego: (sarcastic) Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a garba- (sees garbage hatch) en!
Ron: And the first Booyah in space, A-BOOYAH!
Shego: (About to fly through the garbage) Hold on (Ron grabs her) Not to me!
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Warmonga: She is the Blue Imposter's Battle-Mate.
Shego: Whoa, whoa, whoa! The two teens are a "thing", but there is nothing going on between me and Doctor D.!
Kim: Nothing?
Shego: NOTHING!
Warmonga: then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: Well, I don't know, could it be because you're nine feet tall?
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control.
Shego: Whoa, whoa, whoa! The two teens are a "thing", but there is nothing going on between me and Doctor D.!
Kim: Nothing?
Shego: NOTHING!
Warmonga: then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: Well, I don't know, could it be because you're nine feet tall?
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control.
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