Kim Possible Quotes

Dash DaMont: I thought you were supposed to be some kind of Master of Monkey Kung Fu?
Ron: You know, it's funny, it comes and goes...

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Dash DaMont: [preparing to fight Kim] I wish there was some other way...
Ron: Really?
Dash DaMont: No, I'm told we should always say that, for legal reasons.

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[On a "gravy ghost" haunting the school cafeteria]
Wade: I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.
Kim: Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Wade: Yup.
Monique: And?
Wade: You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.
Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.

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Ron: [walking in] Nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and some snackies...
Kim: Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?
Ron: Hey, KP! No, just picked up some snacks for a, erm, er... field trip [looks around guiltily]
Kim: Field trip?
[Yori enters]
Yori: Everything is ready, Stoppable-San.
Ron: Yori! [nervously] Ha-ha, um Yori, this is Kim and Monique.
[Kim and Monique look sceptically at him]
Yori: Ah! Kim Possible! [She bows] I have heard much!
Kim: Really? I haven't. [Glares at Ron]
Ron: Oh... sure, KP... you know Yori from seventh period History? No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...
[Pause]
Ron: We never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?
Kim: But you just said her name is Yori.
Ron: [nervously] Yori, well, it's a common name... ya know... in Japan... Well, I... I... I gotta go! Bye!
[Pulls Yori off with him]

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Kim: Well that was weird.
Monique: Secret girlfriend weird?
Kim: No! He'd tell me! I mean... why wouldn't he?
Monique: 'Cause you'd go all jell.
Kim: "Jell"?
Monique: Green-eyed.
Kim: So? I've always had green eyes.
Monique: Jealous. You're jelling!
Kim: I am not jelling!
Monique: Uh-huh.
Kim: It's just that my weird-ar's going off, that's all.
Monique: And you're jelling.
Kim: So not!

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Yori: According to the map, we should be very near.
Ron: Oh, good. Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

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Wade: Does the name "Yamanouchi" mean anything to you?
Kim: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?
Wade: Turns out it's a super-secret school...
Kim: I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!
Wade: That wasn't what I...
Kim: What? You think I'm jelling? I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?
Wade: Right...

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Yori: Oh, Stoppable-san, you make danger comical with your American-style buffoonery.

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Ron: If she liked me, then why couldn't she just say so? I mean, she was being all ninja about it.
Kim: (awkwardly) Well... you got me.

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Kim: I love what you’re wearing.

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Heather: Girl, I totally know what you are saying. I had this man who would not leave me alone, he was practically stalking me.
Monique: Get out!
Heather: I won’t! If he hadn’t been my husband it would have been creepy.

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Mr. Possible: Honey, you know how I feel about "show people."
Mrs. Possible: They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!

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Dementor: I am impressed, Fräulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?
Kim: Uh, your "To Do" list helped.
Dementor: D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?
Kim: Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.
Ron: (reading list) "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top-secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."
Dementor: Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.
Kim: You can call her from prison.
Dementor: Or, we can add one more item to my list: [Aims ultrasonic drill] ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!

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Bonnie: But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?
Ron: New uniforms?
Bonnie: Well, yes, and they're so cute, [pushes Ron out of the way] but it also means you must date a jock. It's- it's non-optional! It's like a rule!
Kim: Ron's the exception to the rule.
Bonnie: He's the reason for the rule!

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Kim: Cute trap, Professor.
Dementor: Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think? I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!
Ron: Dude, you're totally wearing a dress.
Dementor: It's a house coat!
Ron: Yeah, uh-huh- DRESS!

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Kim: I have been foiled by a man in a dress?
Dementor: IT'S A HOUSE COAT!!!

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Ron: The first rule of chess club is: you do not talk about chess club.

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Ron: Wait, wait, it's not what you think!
Kim: Oh, so you're NOT a cheater, a liar and a thief?!
Ron: Okay, it IS what you think...

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Dementor: All your battle-suit now belong to me!

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Ron: So you weren't gonna...
Kim: Trade up my BF? Ron I don't care about dating a jock, I care about dating you, Ron Stoppable, no matter who he is – as long as he's honest.

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Bonnie: Gee, Kim, is that your boyfriend out there running like a sick chicken?
Kim: (proudly) Yeah, that's my guy.

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Kim: You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.
Ron: Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?

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Kim: Ron, this is ludicrous!
Ron: I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?

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Monique: If the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.
Ron: I won't dignify that with a response!
Monique: Cause you don't have one.
Ron: Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?

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Shego: Not to seem ungrateful, Junior, but why *did* you break me out of prison?
Junior: Well, my father's birthday is coming up and...
Shego: Hold it right there, slick. I don't do cakes, okay? I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em!

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Junior: There did not seem to be this many cars on the map.
Shego: Jus-just stop the car! I'll get the book.
Junior: But I thought we'd steal it perfectly together?
Shego: Yes I'll steal it... perfectly, and you'll find a space... perfectly.
Junior: Perfect!

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Monique: You know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--
Ron: Impossible hours?
Monique: No-
Ron: Mean bosses?
Monique: No!
Ron: On the job injuries?
Monique: NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!
Ron: [Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?

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Martin Smarty: I like to reward people who save my life.
Ron: And I like to be rewarded... you hear that, KP? A reward! He-he-he!
Martin Smarty: How about a job?
Ron: Maybe we have different thoughts on that word "reward"...

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Frugal Lucre: [to Drakken] Oh! Oh! Or we could put state-of-the-art robotic technology in kiddie meals all over the world! Can you hear me okay through that pillow?

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Jim & Tim: [first lines in the season; dressed in radiation suits] You didn't open the dryer, did you? Our experiment... you ruined it!

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