Kim Possible Quotes
Drakken: [about Frugal Lucre] All the prisons in the world, and I got stuck with the blabber-mouth!
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Drakken: [after seeing Motor Ed] I knew I could count on family. Freedom is at hand! No more lockdown, no more prison food, and no more yakkity-blab from you, Lucre.
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Frugal Lucre: Listen, if it's any consolation on the whole "counting on family" front, I'm still waiting for my mother to post my bail!
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Kim: Motor Ed and Shego? Why would they be working together?
Ron: Well, I mean weirder things have happened. Just look at us!
Kim: True, but there's a major diff between "weird" and "wrong on all levels."
Ron: Well, I mean weirder things have happened. Just look at us!
Kim: True, but there's a major diff between "weird" and "wrong on all levels."
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Jim/Tim: [to Kim] We can get your car running!
Ron: Hmmm, ya know, they did build a spacecraft out of a lawn mower, a toaster, and well ya know, rocket parts, but still it worked, kind of!
Ron: Hmmm, ya know, they did build a spacecraft out of a lawn mower, a toaster, and well ya know, rocket parts, but still it worked, kind of!
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Kim: Okay, here's the deal. I may have to drive you to school, but that doesn't mean I have to be seen with you. So duck, or walk.
Jim/Tim: Aww...
Kim: NOW!
[Jim and Tim duck their heads. Kim starts the car, but sees the passenger seat empty.]
Kim: Ron, not you! [Ron pops up.]
Jim/Tim: Aww...
Kim: NOW!
[Jim and Tim duck their heads. Kim starts the car, but sees the passenger seat empty.]
Kim: Ron, not you! [Ron pops up.]
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[Having been humiliated in front of Bonnie.]
Kim: The only ride you're going to need will be to the hospital...!
Wade: (interrupting her) Kim!
Jim: Whew! Saved by the Wade.
Kim: The only ride you're going to need will be to the hospital...!
Wade: (interrupting her) Kim!
Jim: Whew! Saved by the Wade.
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Motor Ed: Shotgun babe doesn't get to criticize the dude or his dice, seriously
Shego: Shotgun Babe?
Shego: Shotgun Babe?
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[Motor Ed reveals his "awesome" plan: a cross-country road trip in a hyper-sonic vehicle with "a hot babe."]
Shego: Wait, you mean I'm here because I'm an ornament?!
Motor Ed: Not! The fuzzy dice are an ornament. You... are an accessory.
Shego: Wait, you mean I'm here because I'm an ornament?!
Motor Ed: Not! The fuzzy dice are an ornament. You... are an accessory.
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Ron: Shego has credit cards?
Wade: And a surprisingly good credit score for a villain.
Wade: And a surprisingly good credit score for a villain.
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Drakken: You can't possibly be all that, Kim Possible! You're not, you're not, you're not!
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Frugal Lucre: So anyway, I was in line behind Big Tony, you know with the glandular problem, and he takes two puddings, two! And the guards didn't even bust him for it. I tell you, the money this prison wastes, its criminal!
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Shego: There's no way I'm gonna let this she-thing just waltz in here and destroy Kimmie! That's MY job! Ya hear me?
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Shego: I’m on vacation! And I’m trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss ’em another one. Go ahead.
Ron: He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
Shego: (as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.
Kim: Vacation’s over, Shego.
Shego: (standing up) That’ll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
Kim: Maybe you should’ve thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
Shego: Who do you think I’m vacationing from?
Ron: He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
Shego: (as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.
Kim: Vacation’s over, Shego.
Shego: (standing up) That’ll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
Kim: Maybe you should’ve thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
Shego: Who do you think I’m vacationing from?
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Shego: (parting) OK, I’ve got a salt blow in five, so listen to my words. (throwing coals as punctuation) I’m not helping Drakken! And I don’t know who is! Me... va-ca-tion.
Ron: But –
Shego: VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)
Random Old Guy: Well, I’m convinced.
Ron: But –
Shego: VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)
Random Old Guy: Well, I’m convinced.
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Motor Ed: [after a VERY long description of his latest ride, followed by an air-guitar solo] Know what I'm saying?
Frugal Lucre: NO! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on about things no one even cares about!
Motor Ed: Dude, you're harshing my prison mellow here, seriously.
Frugal Lucre: And would you stop saying that word?! Seriously!
Frugal Lucre: NO! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on about things no one even cares about!
Motor Ed: Dude, you're harshing my prison mellow here, seriously.
Frugal Lucre: And would you stop saying that word?! Seriously!
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Ron: It's your worst nightmare!
Barkin: You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?
Barkin: You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?
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Jack Hench: That's the downside with working with villians, they are always stealing your stuff! Oh, that reminds me, has anyone seen my stapler?
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Ron: [out of breath] K... P! Okay... who wants a piece... of me?
Drakken: Ooh, something is different about him...
Killigan: Gawd, what have you done to yerself? You look ghastly, man!
Monkey Fist: You really should take better care of yourself!
Drakken: Ooh, something is different about him...
Killigan: Gawd, what have you done to yerself? You look ghastly, man!
Monkey Fist: You really should take better care of yourself!
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Drakken: Kim Possible, you have something that doesn't belong to you. Well, technically, it doesn't belong to me either, but I'm a villain, so I don't particularly care!
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Ned: Ron, this isn't like you!
[Mutated Ron drinks a whole vat of nacho cheese.]
Ned: OK, that's like you.
[Mutated Ron drinks a whole vat of nacho cheese.]
Ned: OK, that's like you.
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