Kim Possible Quotes

Drakken: Wait. What happened? What did I miss?
Shego: I don't know. But I think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey style.
Drakken: Monkey style? What's that?
Shego: You had to be here.

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Kim: I told you Graduation wasn't the end of the world...
[Kim & Ron kiss passionately]

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[Last lines of the series]
Dementor: You must admit, that it is exquisitely amusing.
Drakken: Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it!
Dementor: But the irony! As a mad scientist you have been a total failure your entire career...
Drakken: New topic, please!
Dementor: Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?
Drakken: Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...

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"Need a Date? Call Ron" Crush (Season 1)
"Detention: Room 12" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Warning: Mutant Vermin on Campus" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Detention: Still Room 12" Tick-Tick-Tick (Season 1)
"Procrastinator's Club: Meeting Postponed" Number One (Season 1)
"PICK BRICK! Paid for by Bonnie Rockwaller." Royal Pain (Season 1)
"Home of Kim Style" Kimitation Nation (Season 1)
"Lunch Special: Chicken Fried Sushi" Low Budget (Season 1)
"Middleton Medical Center: Ask about our specials" (Middleton Hospital) Fearless Ferret (Season 2)
"Chez Ron Now Serving" Two to Tutor (Season 2)
"History Field Trip Yesterday" Rewriting History (Season 2)
"Those Who Fail History Are Doomed to Repeat It" Rewriting History (Season 2)
"Pun Club Sign Up" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"Look into our pupils" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"We have class" The Truth Hurts (Season 2)
"Lunch on The Ron" Ron Millionaire (Season 2)
"Vegan club meating canceled" Go Team Go (Season 2)
"Mutated Roach Awareness Week" Roachie (Season 3)
"Sinkhole Awareness Week" Roachie (Season 3)
"Home of the Gravy Ghost" Gorilla Fist (Season 3)
"Home of Double-Cheese Pizza" Gorilla Fist (Season 3)
"Reading: It's a Novel Idea" Overdue (Season 3)
"THE END" So The Drama (Season 3)
"not THE END" Ill Suited (Season 4)
"Ron Unstoppable!" Ill Suited (Season 4)
"Pep Rally: Some Assembly Required" Grande Size Me (Season 4)
"Come for the classes, Stay for the pie" Grande Size Me (Season 4)
"Freshman Orientation!" Trading Faces (Season 4)
"Freshman Re-orientation!" Trading Faces (Season 4)
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Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.

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Ron: You know this ancient magic stuff, it's always so complicated!

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Drakken: When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!
Killigan: Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?
Monkey Fist: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.

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Ron: Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?
Floating Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Floating Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit
Ron: Yep, high school.

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Drakken: You think you're all that... blah blah blahbitty blah.

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Monkey Fist: Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. [As he jumps on Drakken and Killigan's head]

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Killigan: (about Monkey Fist) He has the power of time travel, and he's late.

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Rufus 3000 [in front of an audience of future Rufuses]: Rufus prime, what is the meaning of life?
Rufus: ...uh, cheeeeese!
[audience applauds]
An audience Rufus: [to neighbor] You owe me a buck.

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shego: [to ron] NO TOUCHY MY MONKEY!

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Ron: Sumo Ninja?!
Sumo Ninja: (deep, threatening voice) I am strong like the mountain!
Ron: That is sick and wrong!
Sumo Ninja: I am your doom!

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Kim: [about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

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Tim: (with megaphone) Attention please!
Jim: (also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
Tim: (also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
Jim: (also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
Tim and Jim: (with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!

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Ron: (grabbing either Jim or Tim's megaphone) Cootie Alert!!!

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Ron: You know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but do you know what was worse? Spending the whole summer away from you.

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Monique: Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
Bonnie: He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!

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Drakken: Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.

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Drakken: Farewell, Kim Possible, farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!

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Drakken: You think you're all that, but you're not even close!

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Ron: That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

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Sumo Ninja: [high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!

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Ron: There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.
Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... in here...
Kim: Oh... really?
Ron: Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?

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Drakken: Okay, maybe she IS all that...

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Kim: You know what I really hate?
Shego: That your date melted?
Kim: Nah... YOU!

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Kim: You know, Ron, we better hurry... [gives Ron a loving look]
Ron: Hurry where?
Kim: [grabs Ron's hand and runs] You'll see.

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Brick Flagg: Possible and the new guy got the funk.
Bonnie: Shut up.
Brick: Okay.

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Kim: Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Heinrich: Aw, Kim, you silly! After you save our village from that avalanche!
Kim: No big.
(First Crush)

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