Kim Possible Quotes

Kim: I know what's best for Ron. Even if he doesn't

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Kim: Your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.
Senor Senior, Sr.: And these people without power, they are... inconvenienced?
Kim: Very.
Senor Senior, Sr.: You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor?

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Ron: You've got doors that go – that go "whoosh"!
Senor Senior, Jr.: I always wondered about the "whoosh"...
Senor Senior, Sr.: I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."

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Kim: Oh, good. Missiles. I am so glad you told him to get missiles!
Ron: Oh, so I made a few suggestions - does that make it my fault?
Kim: One hundred percent.

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Ron: Oh, man, I have a zit on my nose!
Kim: Will you get over yourself?
Ron: You do too! Right there!
Kim: Self-activating lasers! [She pulls Ron away, and they dive beneath the table. Kim looks accusingly at Ron] He threw in some traps.
Ron: Hey, on the positive side, this guy is clearly a terrific listener.

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Kim: [to Ron] Never, never tell anyone to go out and buy spinning tops of doom.

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Senor Senior, Sr.: The piranha won't be here till Monday, but I assure you, the koi have not been fed in days.

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Drakken: Who wants to build a robot tick? I do, I do!
Shego: Er...Doctor Drakken? You do know you said that out loud, don't you?

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Kim: What?
Detention Guy: Never been this close to a cheerleader. Your skin is so smooth and zit-free...like a baby's bottom...

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Drakken: Enough chit-chat! My pets are famished! Perhaps you two could stay...
Kim: For lunch?
Drakken: I wasn't going to say that.
Ron: Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'
Drakken: Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!

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Shego: Nano? [laughs] What's 'Nano'?
Drakken: [facepalm] Nano. Tiny. Mini.
Shego: Why don't you just say 'mini,' then.
Drakken: 'Cause nano sounds about a hundred times better!

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Ron: Remote-control lasers! I can handle this... [glares at lasers, then slumps] I got nothing. Kim?

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Barkin: Nobody escapes MY detention! Possible, you're going down!

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Drakken: A beep!...Is that a good beep?

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Shego: [to Drakken] Can you not be weird? Please?

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Drakken: Shego has failed, but Shego never fails! Naw!!

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Ron: The tick...is in the straw. The tick is in the straw. The tick is in the straw! What do I do?! What do I do?!

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Barkin: ...That's a lot of plush, lady.

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Barkin: Lady, you are...
DNAmy: Special?
Barkin: You are SICK, AND WRONG!!

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DNAmy: We could have been so cute together, Stevie. But now you'll know what it's like to be genetically fused with a hairless rodent!

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Barkin: STOPPABLE, I NEED PANTS!

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Kim: Just once, I wish the bad guy's lair didn't have to blow up...

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Wade: I have bad news.
Kim: No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.

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Ron: Is that a clip-on tie, Ned?
Ned: [clipping and unclipping tie] For quick removal in the event of a grease fire.

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Ron: Oh, no... no, no, not the puppy dog pout!

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Drakken: A-ha! Eat magma, Milwaukee!
[He slams his fist down on the "fire" button, but only molten cheese pours out.]
Drakken: Why isn't Milwaukee eating magma? (as molten cheese rises around his ankles) Please do not tell me that this place is actually made of cheese! I thought it was a cheese-covered building!
Sinking Tour Guide: (floating by) Oh, golly, no. You'd be surprised... (gets swamped) BLUB BLUG GLUG...

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Ron: Rufus, this is a precision instrument, incredibly complex. Better mess with everything.

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Ron: [over loudspeaker at Bueno Nacho] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, looking fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.

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Kim: Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.
Ron: Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."

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Kim: ...Mom, do you have me on speaker?
Kim's Mum: Sorry, honey - I've got both hands in a fifty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.

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