Dark Angel Quotes

Alec: What are you bozos thinking, knocking over a Quickie Mart?

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Alec: They're trying to kill us. The signal's bogus. It's a trap.
X6: If I may sir, that doesn't make any sense. We're valuable military assets representing billions of dollars in R&D.
Second X6: Why would Manticore try to get rid of us?
Alec: I want to get rid of you, and I just met you.

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Max: All your training goes out the window.
X6s: Yes, ma'am!
Max: Starting with your blind obedience to Manticore and all it represents.
X6s: Yes, ma'am!
Max: Which means you're gonna stop calling me "ma'am" and start calling me Max.
X6s: Yes, ma'am!
Max: Yes, 'Max'. That's my name. And now that you're in the real world, you should have names too.

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White: Having a little family reunion?
Max: You must be the new bad guy in my life.
White: You know, 452, you're much prettier than in your picture.
Max: Gee, miss the old bad guys already.

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Max: What can I say, Norm? Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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Alec: Well, when the going gets cute, the tough get going.

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Homeless man: You two lost?
Alec: We're looking for someone. Maybe you've seen him around.
Homeless man 2: What's he look like?
Max: Um, really tall. Wears an army jacket. Kind of, uh--
Alec: Hairy. Lots of growling, some barking--
Homeless man: [dog barking] Hush, Bongo.
Alec: Like that.

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Max: Logan found an ex-Manticore tech thinks he can cure the virus.
Original Cindy: When you gonna let your face in on the good news?

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Sketchy: If I was making creatures in a lab, I'd make 'em look just like you.
Asha: Really? That's--that's really sweet.

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White: Tell me, 494, have you been in contact with this girl? We know that you were breeding partners back at Manticore.
Alec: It was just a summer fling.

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Logan: Don't you people ever knock?
Max: What are you doing here?
Alec: Looking for you. The fact is, I should be with my own kind. Was wondering if you hooked up with any of the others.
Max: You looking to start a support group?

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Max [to Alec]: Oh, before I forget, thanks so much for not killing me.

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Sam "The Mangler" Miller: What the hell are you?
Monty Cora (AKA Alec): Better.

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Joshua: Max and Logan, gettin' busy. That's the plan.

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Max [to Logan]: I just want things to be the way they were. You know, when we could hold hands without you keeling over on me.

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Max [to Rafer]: Next time you wanna cop a feel, hit me harder and make sure I'm out cold.

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Normal: Hey, let's go! Bip bip bip! It's called Jam Pony, not Jam Clydesdale.

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Original Cindy [to Sketchy]: Were you born dumb, or do you put in work?

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Max: If this has something to do with me and my furry little friends, then how come all the victims are Chinese? Manticore's always been real big on equal opportunity.

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Joshua: Yeah, you'll see. This virus bitch going down.

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Normal: I hate cats. Vile creatures. They're always sleeping and licking themselves.

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Original Cindy: What the hell was that?!
Max: Flashback. Happens all the time.

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Logan: Bingo!
Max: You found something?
Logan: No, I got bingo.

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Rafer's Mom: You are not what you seem!
Max: Guess you busted me on my push-up bra.

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Max: Joshua, take the basement.
Joshua: Joshua in basement. Always the plan.
Max: Fine, take the roof. (to Didier) You take the basement. (to Cat) You handle backstage. I'll do the catwalks.
Cat: I think I might be better suited to handle the catwalks.
Max: How about you do what I say and we don't have a problem?
Joshua: (to Didier) Cat fight.

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Max: I just came by to catch some coffee.
Logan: Uh, sorry, the market's been out for a week, which is ironic, 'cause, you know, Seattle was the coffee capital of north America back in the day.

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(playing charades)
Cat: Breakfast at Tiffany's!
Joshua: Pretty Woman!...Little Women!...Yeah! I read that. Beth dies.
Cat: Oh...
...
Cat: Tokyo Decadence!
Joshua: Idle hands!
Asha: Born Free! Born Free!
Rafer: No.
Cat: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!

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Alec: It's just 'cause she's hot, you know.
Logan: What is?
Alec: Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly?
Logan: We're down here to give Max a hand.
Alec [laughing]: You're so whipped.

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Max: Read my lips, pretty boy. Get a life, get a job, and stop sticking your nose into mine. Don't make me kick your ass!
Alec: You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.

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Eddie [getting in Alec’s face]: What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks, anyway, eh?
Alec [in a British accent]: Actually, I need it for a ride on your mum.

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