Dark Angel Quotes
Original Cindy: Steelheads? Sketchy!
Sketchy: You bellowed, your Originalness?
Original Cindy: Tell Max what you told me about those guys that kicked your butt.
Sketchy: It's been a pretty violent month for the Sketchmeister. Could you be a tad more specific?
Sketchy: You bellowed, your Originalness?
Original Cindy: Tell Max what you told me about those guys that kicked your butt.
Sketchy: It's been a pretty violent month for the Sketchmeister. Could you be a tad more specific?
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Max: Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then.
Alec: Please tell me you're gonna get naked.
Alec: Please tell me you're gonna get naked.
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Bird: Yeah. And she took off with our boy. I saw.
Eddie: I want him back. He cost me a pretty penny, and... I--I miss him, I do.
Eddie: I want him back. He cost me a pretty penny, and... I--I miss him, I do.
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Sketchy: What, are you kidding? Back when he was a Jam Pony hump, this generous man showed me some tight shortcuts through downtown. Helped me shave hours off my workday.
Max: Giving you extra time to nap and get high.
Sketchy: Precisely.
Max: Giving you extra time to nap and get high.
Sketchy: Precisely.
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Logan: Oh, Max. Thank God.
Max: Are you okay? What happened?
Logan: Eyes Only met his match.
Brittany: Uncle Logan.
Max: Hi. What's your name?
Brittany: Go away.
Max: Nice name. I'm Max.
Logan: Brittany, say hi.
Brittany: No.
Max: Are you okay? What happened?
Logan: Eyes Only met his match.
Brittany: Uncle Logan.
Max: Hi. What's your name?
Brittany: Go away.
Max: Nice name. I'm Max.
Logan: Brittany, say hi.
Brittany: No.
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Max: Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?
Alec: I'm thinking.
Max: You're talking.
Alec: I can do both.
Max: I doubt that.
Alec: Well, you just lost your tip.
Alec: I'm thinking.
Max: You're talking.
Alec: I can do both.
Max: I doubt that.
Alec: Well, you just lost your tip.
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Logan: Look, it's one thing for Manticore to give you a retrovirus tailor-made to kill me, but I seriously doubt that they factored a six-year-old into their evil plan.
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Max: Can't you see I'm getting ready for a bath?
Alec: Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.
Alec: Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.
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Logan [Talking on phone with a doctor]: I read about the work you've been doing and I thought you might be able to help... a virus... genetically targeted to a specific gene sequence... it's mine actually... because someone wanted me dead?...Doctor please don't hang up I am NOT a nut and I'm willing to pay you a lot of money... HELLO?!
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Max: Maybe when father was mixing you together he put some Picasso in your DNA.
Joshua: Picasso in my cocktail.
Joshua: Picasso in my cocktail.
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Alec: Scored a sweet deal on some ham-hocks, my buyer fell through on me, you want em?
Joshua: I... uh don't have any money.
Alec: Aw, that's alright, take it as an 'I'm sorry for trying to kill you' that one time
Joshua: I... uh don't have any money.
Alec: Aw, that's alright, take it as an 'I'm sorry for trying to kill you' that one time
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Wendy White: Truth is, he [White] doesn’t care much for Eyes Only. Thinks what you people do is... subversive.
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Alec: Look, Josh, you’re a great artist, apparently. But you’re also, to be frank, a dog-boy.
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Rita: An artist burns bright for an instant, and then extinguishes like a scrape of phosphorus.
Alec: Well, call it his Blue Period. It’ll be worth a fortune.
Alec: Well, call it his Blue Period. It’ll be worth a fortune.
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Alec: You know, but just, uh, tell her you lost the papers. Tell her, uh, I don’t know, tell her your dog ate ‘em. Tell her you ate ‘em.
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Rita: Yeah. Um, I told your representative you could have the painting back if you’d just ask for it in person.
Joshua: Here I am, in person. Give it back!
Joshua: Here I am, in person. Give it back!
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Asha: I'm off to the frozen north. I don't know who to trust. I'm not happy about this, Logan.
Logan: Well, I'm not happy about it, either.
Alec: Well, if she's not happy, and you're not happy, then I'm not happy. Max, are you happy?
Logan: Shut up!
Logan: Well, I'm not happy about it, either.
Alec: Well, if she's not happy, and you're not happy, then I'm not happy. Max, are you happy?
Logan: Shut up!
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Max: Watch the hands.
Brain: I'm just tryin' to hang on here.
Max: Hang on a little lower. [pause] Not that low.
Brain: I'm just tryin' to hang on here.
Max: Hang on a little lower. [pause] Not that low.
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Original Cindy: He told Marina that he loved her. And the next week he was catting around with Little Suki on the side.
Alec: I never said I loved her. That is a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature unlike any other.
Sketchy: "A unique creature unlike any other." Man, I'm totally stealing it.
Alec: Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can literally watch them melt.
Max: Please, you're making me sick.
Alec: I never said I loved her. That is a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature unlike any other.
Sketchy: "A unique creature unlike any other." Man, I'm totally stealing it.
Alec: Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can literally watch them melt.
Max: Please, you're making me sick.
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Max: I can't believe how late we are. Can't this thing go any faster?
Logan: Hey! Cut Bessie a little slack. Considering the number of times she's been shot up and put back together, I'm lucky she even runs at all.
Logan: Hey! Cut Bessie a little slack. Considering the number of times she's been shot up and put back together, I'm lucky she even runs at all.
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Logan: Ah, the latest adventures of Alec, the lovable X5 rogue. I can hardly wait.
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Logan: Well, I am looking forward to spending some time with Joshua.
Max: Yeah. You know, I think you two will get along. Just, you know, remember to act natural.
Logan: As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act?
Max: No. You know what I mean. Just don't stare.
Logan: Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically engineered part-man part-dog guy. Got it.
Max: Yeah. You know, I think you two will get along. Just, you know, remember to act natural.
Logan: As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act?
Max: No. You know what I mean. Just don't stare.
Logan: Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically engineered part-man part-dog guy. Got it.
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Joshua: Oh, having macaroni and cheese and little -- little hot dogs.
Logan: [laughs] Dogs. Sounds good.
Logan: [laughs] Dogs. Sounds good.
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Alec: Max, can you pass the ketchup, please?
Max: You mean this unique ketchup unlike any other?
Max: You mean this unique ketchup unlike any other?
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Max: You know, we don't always get along.
Alec: Nicely understated. Barkeep!
Max: But if you're in some kind of trouble and you need my help, then you should ask now and not wait till it's too late and everything's all messed up like you usually do.
Alec: Nicely understated. Barkeep!
Max: But if you're in some kind of trouble and you need my help, then you should ask now and not wait till it's too late and everything's all messed up like you usually do.
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