Dark Angel Quotes

Sketchy: You got that right. I'm 90% certain that zombies walk among us.

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Original Cindy [referring to Normal]: And here he comes.

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Kid 1 [throws ball to his friend]: Dead guy over there.
Kid 2: We know. He's the foul line.

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Phil: (smells his hands) I gotta go wash my hands. Uh, I'm afraid our friend Pedro peed his pants.

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Logan: (as a toast) To my dear uncle Jonas, who, underneath his winning smile, was a cold-blooded killer.

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Brin [to Max]: You're not the mission. Go. You saved my life once; now we're even. The next time I see you, little sister, I'm bringing you home.

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Max [voiceover]: Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle in a faraway land. One day, she and her brothers and sisters escaped the evil king who held them captive there, and tried to make their way in the world. It was hard because the king never stopped looking for them. But the princess was lucky. She fell in love and had a family and she was very happy. But one day, the evil king and his men found her and took her away, so there was no happily ever after, only the happily ever now that had been hers for a little while. And no matter what they did to the princess, nothing could ever take that away from her.

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Zack: If [Tinga's] smart, she'll tell him to take the kid and go. Otherwise, they're going to wind up sharing a suite back at Manticore.
Max: You're a real family values guys, aren't you?

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Tinga: That's a lot of manpower, Max.

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Max: Good thing we're a lot of girl power.

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Cindy: You're tripping, boo. You got an itch, go scratch. It ain't got to be all complicated either. The male mind understands the difference between love and sex. Sketchy, come here.
Sketchy: Hello, ladies.
Cindy: I want to get busy with you.
Sketchy: Outstanding.
Cindy: But I want you to forget about it as soon as it's over.
Sketchy: Yeah, no problem.
Cindy: Don't be following me around all moo-eyed and "Baby, I love you."
Sketchy: Yeah, whatever you say.
Cindy (to Max): See? No complications.
Sketchy: So when we going to do this?
Cindy: Get away from me, fool, 'fore I put you in a world of hurt!

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Logan [in Max’s head]: Can you make out with me while we wait?
Max: What?
Logan: Can you make out anything past the gate?

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Logan: You have nothing to be sorry for... or ashamed of. Cause I know who you are. [Logan's leg braces malfunction leaving him on the floor]: Wait, Let me just...Sorry.
Max: Logan... you've got nothing to be sorry for or ashamed of. It's never been about you being able to walk, not for me.

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Zack: Fight them, Maxie. Promise me you'll fight them. X5/599. I've got a heart for you.

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Logan: (voiceover)Sometimes it seems like it happened to someone else, like maybe it was a story I heard. Even though I know it happened, sometimes I can't help feeling that she's not really gone, that she's still out there, and I just hope she's okay.

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Max: About last night . . .
Lydecker: Don't remind me. I still feel sick.
Max: Me, too. Got a bad feeling you were going to tell me ... you were my...
Lydecker: Father? I would never presume to pollute the gene pool.
Max: I can't tell you what a relief that is for me. I mean what a cliché that'd be. Huh?

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Madame X: He was quite a man, your brother, Zack. He must've loved you very much... to make this sacrifice... But isn't it comforting to know that a part of him lives on in you? And that you've both come home to us? To me?

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Max: Is this some kind of new torture thing? Lock people up in a cheap motel and babble at them until they crack?

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Lydecker: (putting money on the counter in a motel) You understand my instructions now?
Manager: I've never had anyone take over the whole place before.
Lydecker: (putting more money down) No maid service. No wake-up call. No mints on the pillow.
Manager: No worries. We pride ourselves as much in our discretion as we do in our lack of amenities.
(both look out the window to see a pair of soldiers dragging an unconscious Max from the car)
Lydecker: (putting more money down) My niece...has a drinking problem.

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Syl: Look what the cat dragged in.

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Max: I guess there is an 'eye' in team.

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Logan: Max. Max? Oh, God. Okay, it's okay.
Max: Logan?
Logan: You're going to be okay. This isn't bad.
Max: Logan...
Logan: It's okay. You're going to be all right.
Max: I'm sorry...
Logan: No, no, no, no. No, we're going to get you out of here, okay? It's gonna be all right.
Max: There's something I gotta tell you...I should have said something a long time ago.
Logan: It can wait.
Max: Logan...
Logan: Max? No. Max. Max? Max! No, Max! Max. No...

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Krit: (to Max) So you broke into his house? (to Logan) And you liked that.
Logan: Well, she went for the good stuff. I could tell she had taste.
Max: The black cat suit didn't hurt either.

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Dr. Elizabeth Renfro/Madame X: Report.
Alec/X5-494: Successful copulation between myself and X5-452, ma'am. [pause] Twice.
Renfro: Excellent, 452. What would your boyfriend say?

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Max: Easy, easy, easy. Relax, big fella.
Joshua: You relax, little fella.
Max: Wow, you can talk.
Joshua: Wow?

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Joshua: Max? On the outside?
Max: Max outside. That's the plan.
Joshua: Joshua outside. Th-That's the plan.

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Alec: I'm gonna be out of here in five minutes and go back to my cell and you'll get rid of me for the night. Okay, 452?
Max: My name's Max.
Alec: Whatever you say.
Max: You should have a name too.
Alec: Well, I told you, my designation's 494.
Max: Doesn't suit you. I'm gonna call you Alec.
Alec: Alec.
Max: As in smart aleck.
Alec: I can live with that.
Max: Good. 'Cause my second choice was Dick.

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Normal: It's raining? In Seattle? Stop the presses.

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Logan: You shot me!
Lydecker: I told you to duck.

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Max: [shaving] I've been wanting to do this for months.
Original Cindy: I see they don't let you do your nails up at Manticore either.
Max: No respect for the girlie arts, that place. I had to torch it.

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