Dark Angel Quotes

Max: If I'd known this was gonna be an Eyes Only wilderness retreat, I wouldn't have come.
Logan: So I'm just supposed to let him get away with it?
Max: You can't right every wrong.
Logan: You've got to at least try.
Max: Whatever. Go talk to your source. This girl's gonna kick back, make S'mores, and relax.
Logan: Fine. I'll be back later.
Max: Don't hurry.
Logan: [glaring at her on his way out] Have fun. Because that is the most important thing.
Max: I'll try. Even though I'll be wracked by guilt since I don't have enough to share with every single person on this planet.

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Max: Class One, VIP, no-questions-asked sector passes. I had to hang upside-down outside the window for an hour to swipe these from police headquarters. I almost horked, I got so nauseous, and I hate horking. You're not bailing on me.

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Man: Welcome to Cape Haven.
Max: ...Where the men are men and the tourists are afraid.

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Max: It's good to know that when the superhero's otherwise occupied, the sidekick's ready to step in. How are you feeling?
Logan: Okay, considering I've never killed anyone before.
Max: Sometimes, you have no other choice.

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Max: What is it with guys and lesbians anyway? I mean, what's so damn fascinating about being unwanted by the opposite sex?

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Sidney Croal: Pain in the joints or limbs?
Max: No, but I'm beginning to notice a very acute pain in my ass.

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Max: On another matter, not unrelated, our new hot water heater is non-operational due to an accident caused by rats eating up our building. If I happen to find some cash along with these disks, you don't mind if I help myself? I realize your mission is to save the world and what I'm suggesting probably sounds opportunistic, but ya know, stealing from a thief really isn't like stealing at all!
Logan: Just get me the disks- and anything else you do... I don't want to know about.

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Original Cindy: What? You never had a manicure before, boo?
Max: No. Sounds too much like Manticore.

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Sketchy: I pretty much get the drift here. You don't feature dudes.
Diamond: Let's just say Diamond's never met a man worthy of her kiss, but I know how you boys like a challenge.

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Logan: So why would a player like Croal be interested in Diamond?
Max: Maybe they dated when she was going through her experimental period and it ended badly.

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Diamond: Looks like Diamond's finally found a man worthy of her kiss...

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Lydecker: You think this is all some kind of joke? These kids are like puppies you can bring home and housebreak? They were designed to kill. Coldly... efficiently... and happily. You think because she's so pretty that she isn't as dangerous? They're all killers. All they need is a trigger. You may think you have some kind of relationship between the two of you, but let me tell you something, son. She's not the girl next door. You have no idea what she's capable of doing.

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Max: Bet [Lydecker would] love to figure out what the hell went wrong with you.
Ben: Nothing went wrong with me! I'm doing what I was made to do, what we were taught to do!
Max: Hunt people down to perform amateur dental surgery? I must've missed that class.

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Max: You can't keep trying to recreate Manticore.
Ben: We never should've left. Everything made sense there.
Max: No. Nothing made sense there.

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Max [in confessional]: It's me.
Father Destry [smiling]: You're not supposed to tell me that.
Max: Oh. So how does this bitch work?

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Phil: Aw... damn, got a screw loose.
Max: No argument there.

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Max: You know, only a bored, rich, liberal, white guy would piss away a fortune to prove he wasn't a bored, rich, liberal, white guy.

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Max: The one thing I learned in my years at Manticore is never underestimate what people are capable of doing to each other.
Logan: My uncle, for all his privilege, went right for the heart of darkness. You've lived your life trying to get as far away from that as possible.

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Phil: I can see your future.

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Max: Then you've already watched me turn around and walk away, 'cause you're a whack job.

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Sketchy: ...And we're jumped by a pack of local hard bodies. I throw a few punishers to defend our girl's honor, but these dudes are large and numerous. I go down... eventually.

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Phil [referring to a cigarette butt]: Pick it up.

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Kid: Hey, let me go.

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Phil: I said pick it up.

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Kid: Who the hell are you?

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Phil: This is where it starts. Pretty soon the streets are a river of garbage. All the windows are broken, obscene graffiti everywhere. So, why shouldn't the girl sell her body in an alley to buy drugs? Pick it up, now.

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Mugger: You wanna die tonight, skidmark? [takes out a gun and points it at Sketchy]

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Sketchy: Uh, that'd be a negative. Here. [hands his wallet over and the man knocks him down]

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Max: See now, you shouldn't have done that 'cause even though he's a drunken idiot, he happens to be a friend and I gotta kick your ass.

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Original Cindy: Like Original Cindy always says, the night holds a million secrets.

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