Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Quotes

Carson Kressley: [Carson going through John's clothes] Where'd you get this?
John Bargeman: K-Mart. Why Not?
Carson Kressley: [Carson places his hand over John's mouth] Don't use that kind of language around me.

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[John V. makeover, when a tortilla breaks in half]
Ted: This may not be okay.

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[Adam Z. makeover, seeing sex toys in the apartment]
Carson: I see straight people.

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[John B. makeover, Jai picks up a duster]
Jai: Look, I'm a domestic!

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[John V. makeover, getting an airbrush tan]
Kyan: I know what's gay about this. But what's gay about that?

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[Josh B. makeover, seeing his girlfriend eat vagina]
Thom: Somebody's lookin' for some lovin'!

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[Josh B. makeover, on seeing his Yashir's pubic hair]
Carson: A hot wax treatment may not be the wrong answer for him.

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Carson: Gay today. Bi tomorrow.

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