Dark Angel Quotes
Max: He doesn't want me looking out for him. He wants to be left alone. Pretend like it never happened. He's so cut off.
Logan: Sounds like this girl I used to know. She was just looking out for herself. No responsibilities. No entanglements.
Logan: Sounds like this girl I used to know. She was just looking out for herself. No responsibilities. No entanglements.
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Alec [to Max]: You can't understand; you weren't there. You ran. You and your little rugrat brothers and sisters. You think life was rough when we were ten? A little schooling, a little brainwashing, some maneuvers outside? You think that was tough? Take it from me. Later on, it got a whole lot worse. But you did what you had to do. Then you tried to forget. And when you couldn't forget, they had ways of making you not care.
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Alec: I mean, why consummate two years of unbridled passion when we can have pasta?
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Max: Got word from this fence I know. There's a collector willing to pay top dollar for Star Wars: Episode VII. After the Pulse, they shut down production. Apparently this is the only footage that exists.
Alec: Is that the one where Captain Kirk dies?
Alec: Is that the one where Captain Kirk dies?
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Max: I just want to know I'm not gonna kill the guy if, say, I touch his hand by accident.
Original Cindy: Or if, say, you spend a long weekend making hot monkey love to the man... by accident.
Original Cindy: Or if, say, you spend a long weekend making hot monkey love to the man... by accident.
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Alec: Have they ever even once said "I love you"? No. No, Max, Max would choke on the words. Logan, eh, he'd say it...in an email. (imitating Max) "Oh, he's not my boyfriend, we were never even like that, it was never the right time..." No, Logan is a repressed WASP and Max is...a broken toy. The two of them will never work out together.
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Logan: I keep thinking about the night we took down Manticore. When I thought I'd lost you. I came home and I sat on my sofa and I didn't get up again for days. The sun came up. The sun went down. I just sat there. It was like I couldn't move. It hurt too much to move. That's how I feel right now.
Max: I knew this would happen. We shouldn't have taken the chance.
Logan: We had to. You know we did. We can't keep going through this though.
Max: I know.
Logan: That year we wasted. Dancing around each other. Afraid of actually admitting how we felt. If I had that time back, I would do things so differently. (Max's little timer goes off) Well, I guess that's it. (They sit there for a second, then he leans over and kisses her, then gets out of the car.) I love you, Max. (walks away)
Max: I love you too.
Max: I knew this would happen. We shouldn't have taken the chance.
Logan: We had to. You know we did. We can't keep going through this though.
Max: I know.
Logan: That year we wasted. Dancing around each other. Afraid of actually admitting how we felt. If I had that time back, I would do things so differently. (Max's little timer goes off) Well, I guess that's it. (They sit there for a second, then he leans over and kisses her, then gets out of the car.) I love you, Max. (walks away)
Max: I love you too.
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Max: Let me guess. You’re one of White’s breeding-cult psychos. You’d think after ten generations of selective reproduction, you wouldn’t have such a fat ass.
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Original Cindy [to Logan]: I know you saved my girl and all, but couldn’t you have brought her back in better condition than this?
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Max: Nice haircut.
Logan: Nice gunshot wound.
Max: If I knew this is all it took to get a visit from Logan Cale, I would’ve gotten my ass shot up a while ago.
Logan: Nice gunshot wound.
Max: If I knew this is all it took to get a visit from Logan Cale, I would’ve gotten my ass shot up a while ago.
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Otto: So what do we do now?
White: Now? Well, now we, uh, go home. We pray really, really hard that she doesn’t expose the massive government conspiracy that we’ve been assigned to cover up.
Otto: Oh, sarcasm. Very good, sir.
White: Now? Well, now we, uh, go home. We pray really, really hard that she doesn’t expose the massive government conspiracy that we’ve been assigned to cover up.
Otto: Oh, sarcasm. Very good, sir.
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Alec [to Joshua]: A chance for you to get out there, see the world. I thought your kind liked to take walks.
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Janis: Great. We got some buffalo wings coming.
Joshua: Buffalo wings?
Janis: Chicken wings.
Joshua: Ah, chicken with buffalo in his cocktail.
Joshua: Buffalo wings?
Janis: Chicken wings.
Joshua: Ah, chicken with buffalo in his cocktail.
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Logan: But he believed it. They all did... except for Max, and eleven of her brothers and sisters. They wanted out so much they escaped, and they've spent the last eleven years defending their freedom with their lives. That barcode on the back of their necks? That was put there to keep track of them, like a brand. So when she sees someone like you, eager to be a slave, wearing it... it kills her inside.
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Joshua: I thought they would understand. So I took off my helmet, and they didn't understand, Max. They were just like, "Ahhh! Ohh! Oh my God, dude, look at him! He's got a dog face! He's got a dog face! I'm trippin'! Are you trippin'? I'm trippin'!" "Sorry! Sorry!" "I'm trippin'! Oh my God!"
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Logan: I mean, it was the scoop of a lifetime, Max. He was going to give me the capo di tutti capi.
Max: The capo tutti whattie?
Max: The capo tutti whattie?
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Logan: Now he won't even talk to my source. Says he's a stand-up guy and he's no stoolie. I don't buy it. Little mook just needs convincing.
Max: Somebody's spent too much time listening to surveillance tapes.
Max: Somebody's spent too much time listening to surveillance tapes.
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Max: I've said too much.
Mia: Oh, don't worry. You won't remember.
Max: Remember what?
Mia: Remember to powder your nose.
Mia: Oh, don't worry. You won't remember.
Max: Remember what?
Mia: Remember to powder your nose.
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Mia: That is so exciting. But, Max, you have to be careful. Those guys are dangerous.
Max: Oh, it's cool. I'm genetically engineered. I can totally kick their asses.
Max: Oh, it's cool. I'm genetically engineered. I can totally kick their asses.
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Mia: Logan, I think there's something Alec wants to say to you.
Alec: Yeah, Logan. I just wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.
Mia: Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?
Logan: Well, it's just that sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit and it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. I kind of envy you.
Mia: Oh! Group hug! [they hug]
Max: What the hell is going on over there?
Alec: Yeah, Logan. I just wanted to say that I understand why Max admires you so much. Sometimes I wish I had more of a purpose in life.
Mia: Logan, is there something you want to say to Alec?
Logan: Well, it's just that sometimes I wish I was more of a free spirit and it must be nice to be a happy-go-lucky sociopath. I kind of envy you.
Mia: Oh! Group hug! [they hug]
Max: What the hell is going on over there?
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Normal: Do my ears deceive me? Monty Cora rides again?
Alec: I'm back, baby.
Normal: Oh! Oh! Lovely! Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear this? This right here -- magnificence. Shirtless muscle rippling, sweat flying off him like a thousand points of light.
Alec: He's one of my bigger fans.
Normal: You're my hero. I live to serve you. I had this dream about you the other night. You were this Roman gladiator and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful golden muscles--
Alec: Hot run! Fourth and Main.
Alec: I'm back, baby.
Normal: Oh! Oh! Lovely! Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear this? This right here -- magnificence. Shirtless muscle rippling, sweat flying off him like a thousand points of light.
Alec: He's one of my bigger fans.
Normal: You're my hero. I live to serve you. I had this dream about you the other night. You were this Roman gladiator and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful golden muscles--
Alec: Hot run! Fourth and Main.
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Logan: You're about to get dead, Dougie. You were on thin ice with the boss already, and that's before you lost him a lot of money. You go with them, you're gonna end your night in cement shoes.
Second Gangster: "Cement shoes"? Who talks like that?
Second Gangster: "Cement shoes"? Who talks like that?
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Mia: Ouch. What happened to your eye?
Max: Craziest thing. Woke up this morning and it was just there. No idea how it happened.
Mia: Seems to me like you slipped in the shower and banged yourself on the shampoo caddy. Must've hurt like the dickens.
Max: That's so weird.
Mia: What?
Max: That's exactly what happened. Slipped in the shower, banged my head on the shampoo caddy. Hurt like the dickens.
Max: Craziest thing. Woke up this morning and it was just there. No idea how it happened.
Mia: Seems to me like you slipped in the shower and banged yourself on the shampoo caddy. Must've hurt like the dickens.
Max: That's so weird.
Mia: What?
Max: That's exactly what happened. Slipped in the shower, banged my head on the shampoo caddy. Hurt like the dickens.
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Alec: My turn now bitch.
Max: What'd you just call me?
Alec: You heard me, B, I, T, C...
Max: Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.
Alec: Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Max kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]
Max: Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Max is the new champ]
Max: What'd you just call me?
Alec: You heard me, B, I, T, C...
Max: Oh, look at that. The ring girl just lost her top.
Alec: Yeah... [he turns to look anyway and Max kicks him in the 'crown jewels', she gently pushes his head and he falls to the ground]
Max: Ooops. [Guy in charge comes into the ring an announces that Max is the new champ]
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